#of course fluffy tails and horns and fangs etc are included and only a slight $500 extra free of charge

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i wish Dr. Nick from the simpsons was real. not bc i would ever want him to be my surgeon for something life or death like a heart transplant but bc i think he would give the wildest fucking gender affirming care with zero questions asked

like forget run of the mill hormones and top/bottom surgeries, a trans person could walk in one day and he'd just be like "Hi everybody!" and they'd be like "Hi Dr. Nick! Can I have a robot arm with a death ray setting? I need it to ease my dysphoria" and he'd be like "Sure! what color of death ray is most vital to your gender expression?" and theyd just walk out with a robotic arm with death ray blast same day for dirt cheap