#odile not cooking is soo funny to me she's passable at it she just doesn't give enough of a fuck to go through the whole process eevery day

[beneathsilverstars]

odile doesn't really cook she gets takeout five nights of the week and does a meal delivery kit the other two nights. siffrin doesn't really cook either he just makes ramen and mac n cheese and shit.

imagine odile being like "wow you eat like shit let me get you some real food." and you expect she's gonna cook something nice but no she follows up with "do you want chinese or ihop"

(they buy the yogurt in a joint attempt to start eating a solid breakfast in the morning instead of just vaguely snacking until lunch, but they end up mostly having it as midnight snacks)

i'm trying to think about sifdile thoughts to post but i'm eating yogurt so i'm just sitting here like what if siffrin and odile went grocery shopping together and bought some chobani nonfat greek yogurt vanilla with other natural flavors