#oddi-miseinen

[chickenfreeblog]

I can't believe Dan's lived through years of us joking that he went to Phils house 10 years ago and refused to leave just to counter it all with his freakin THIS GUY TRAPPED ME IN HIS HOUSE FOR TEN YEARS joke. The audacity....

the audacity!!!!! like bro if you didn’t enjoy it,,,, why did you FOLLOW HIM AROUND this whole time. dan is the problem in dan-phil entrapment relations

[intoapuddle]

I'm looking at dnp's christmas selfie, at Dan, who's all dimples and freckles and crow's feet and just a smiley boi, and I want to personally fist-fight depression for ever touching this beautiful baby. I'm a dedicated philly but looking at Dan all smiley and beautiful like this I'm very soft. Very soft, but in a way in which I would also murder for him, u know?

ah you’ve reached guard dog level of love for dan aka the only way i know how to love him 🥊 protect at all costs 💖

[dvp95]

/1/ Hi Daye! I wanted to say thanks for the disability/Arthritis representation in your last fic. Casual representation is not something that happens that often. Most of the time I dont even think that I need representation that much, with me having an invisible disability and being almost "fine" most of the time. But there are times when bad pain day hits hard or a change in the weather stops my joints from working correctly and then people assuming that I'm healthy just make me so angry.

oh my gosh 😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you so much!! i've had my own experiences with chronic pain, and my mother raised me on her own while dealing with her parcel of invisible disabilities, so i can really empathize with anyone who's going through it. i wanted to include phil's disability and pain because it just felt right to me, and because i think that casual representation should be more of a thing than it is - i love fics about disability, too, but i also want it to just be a part of a character the way it's a part of me, and you, and my mom, and everyone else 💕💕💕💕💕💕

[danfanciesphil]

1)i love literally EVERYTHING u write. 2)too high epilogue hits me riGHT IN THE FEELS good thing I'm a masochist or I would have to sue u. 3)i feel so much empathy towards dan in the epilogue and it hurts so much and I'm getting so protective of him but the truth is that irl me can relate to Phil so much and was in his shoes so I think it's incredible that u write his perspective too, so he's not just some imaginational jerk but just a confused person too. 4)Also no idea how u plan to end it lol

oh you FLATTERER. thanks so much my sweet. im so happy you find their pain relatable lol. i promise the ending is already figured out! haha people seem to be wary that theres too much angst to have a happy ending but i am the QUEEN of resolving the angst dont u fret xxxx

[joanthangroff]

I HAVE TO TELL U THIS!! Today a guy from my uni added monster energy into his coffee, drunk it and said "it tastes surprisingly normal" and all I could think was "SNART from the chatfic". Which is really disturbing cause this guy is the opposite of Snart, he's practicly a baby. But this was the first time I've witnessed something like this irl and I'm scared D:

oh my GOD i’m laughing so hard thank you for telling me??? I don’t even know how to react hfkkflfdhgj

[chickenfreeblog]

Imagine Dan writing a whole book in his usual style and then Phil sitting there and inserting punctuation crying "this isn't what I studied English for"

fdsg yeah but also what Did he study english for if not to follow dan around with a punctuation stamp kit, randomly adding commas

[chickenfreeblog]

I saw somebody respond to your "can dan fight?" post with "Arthur could literally take him" and now I'm sitting here like "do we have some tumblr-famous phannie named Arthur in the phandom OR ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ARTHUR THE RAT FROM THE ANIMATED SERIES?? Honestly I have no idea and also no context whatsoever cause I literally muted DnP cause I had no time to listen to them, so everything going on on tumblr seems wild now. U could tell me Dan plans to start a fight club and I'd believe u.

fuck!!!! arthur is louise fictropes’ lil pompom of a dog, he literally looks like a muppet that would collapse if a strong wind blew past. i’m obsessed with him but he is SO little

[chickenfreeblog]

It just makes me so happy when I imagine some poor soul discovering Dan's book, seeing his sophisticated pictures and then search his name and discover the wine photo on his Instagram. Like... My heart goes out to these people, I'm here to offer them my support.

hjghjfds yeah the timing was incredible? very excited though to see a book geared to those of us who Only take advice from slutty people

[chickenfreeblog]

Hi Chicken, can I use your ask box like a complaint box? Yeah? Thanks bud! I just want to say that the perspective of deleting 50% of crap from my phone to install the wonderful stereo app for dnp AGAIN makes me so excited that I literally expect Phil to have one room full of money in their new house, like Scrooge fucking McDuck, cause if not - then why am I suffering??? Thanks again, have a nice day.

shriek!!!!! honestly that room full of money is just what you both deserve

[intoapuddle]

I watched Phils old "worst day ever" video for the first time because of you and my life will never be the same tbh

LMAO it is life changing i’m glad you gave it a watch!

[chickenfreeblog]

I mean... When u called me "bud" after I left a comment on tftwa I spent like a month OR MAYBE FIVE OF THEM feeling flustered and excited all over again, texting a screenshot of this to my bff being like "look, people like me. People appreciate me. This person on the innternet u have no idea about called me 'bud'" so its really hard to me to understand if your coworkers' reaction is appropriate or not (also I'll regret this ask the moment I'll send it but I have neither shame nor pride left)

awww oddi!! i definitely say it in a positive way!! but i think it’s one of those things where some people use it as a condescending thing so often that native speakers kind of..... think of it as inherently condescending ghjkdsf?? i also just use generic nicknames at work more than most people & it’s become like a running joke on our team

[intoapuddle]

"The person I was at twenty, or fifteen, or even a year ago. They all still exist in me in a way. Some days I wake up and I feel like I’m looking at everything through the lens of my teenage self, and like I’m not big enough to fill out the body I’m in now, being this person to everyone else.” - excuse me, I'm in this picture and I don't like it... Can't believe whenever you write something I'm like "oh, a good topic for therapy 👍"

aww 🥺 sending big hugs and thank you for reading!! 💖💖

[intoapuddle]

I almost hate Dan giving us hints, cause just few hours ago we were safe and now the clown fest beginns again! Doesn't he know how itchy and warm these clown wigs are? :(

aww dw about it, you’re still safe, i promise you have nothing to worry about 🖤

[intoapuddle]

I have no idea what to think of Dans last tweet, cause I love the way he jokes about depression and traumatic youth and bulling (cause I can relate. But I'm anything but calm, I guess it's just his specific superpower. Like life being shit is kinda comfort zone for me but I'm stil not calm) but this one almost made me cry and I've seen multiple people on twitter write about it being triggering and I both kinda agree but also don't want people to censor Dan, cause normally I find him funny =/

i’m sorry you were upset by it. that’s not something you can control and you’re absolutely valid for distancing from it or not finding the joke funny. everyone has specific limits or thresholds that they just don’t wanna cross mentally and when people joke about mental health that’s something that can happen from time to time.

but dan talks about these things and has done for years; he makes these jokes. they’re to be expected at this point. you don’t have to like all of them. you can hate them and be angry at him for making the joke. it’s still his thing though, his life, and i’m sure he’s aware these kinds of jokes don’t always land with everyone.

so really, what i’m saying is, you get to be mad and upset. that’s totally fine. you can even @ him about him if you want to. but don’t expect things to change? in his eyes, with his past, he feels okay making this joke. that’s fine, right? being upset by things online can be tricky but the thing is he isn’t actively trying to hurt anyone, or attacking any specific group. he’s speaking from experience and he has every right to do that, just as you have every right to speak from yours.

i hope you feel better 💖

/eta/tldr: if my conclusion is unclear or a bit muddled the direct answer to your question is there’s no good or bad guys in this scenario. people can tweet what they want as long as it’s not harassment or inciting violence and all that jazz. we don’t have to love all of it but it’s still allowed.

[intoapuddle]

Phil having 2 default modes when it comes to his health is so relatable, honestly! It's either "I'm not dead so it must be fine"or "I think I'm dying rn". Like when I got first symptoms of my arthritis at 14, I was just like "oh, it's fine" for 1/2year despite being in pain, not able to move my hands properly & stiff joints. But now I spent last 6 months thinking I may be on autistic spectrum and I'm driving myself and people around me crazy with this lol. So PHIL LESTER IS A MOOD AND I LOVE HIM

hahah yeah it’s strange how the brain works sometimes, it’s such a flip floppy thing. phil is so lovable you’re absolutely right!! oh and good luck with the spectrum stuff, i hope you get the help you may need w that 🖤

[chickenfreeblog]

1) I'm reading everything u wrote about irl merch and Phil's water bottle again and again and again and it's so funny,why is it so funny, I can't... 2) imagine your NOT EXISTING and NOT RELEASED book having a better cover than the render of your boyfriend's already ANNOUNCED and SOLD water bottle 3) I firmly stand behind your "Lesters are aliens" theories but I'm pretty sure some people think you're a Phillie because of them - and thats the price u have to pay

1) aaaahhh!!! 2) god! it’s so funny!! what is the dynamic wrt graphic design in their home. i can’t take it. 3) MULTIPLE people think i’m a phillie and it makes me WILD