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cyclops vs underworld saga to me

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(shin)tenipuri as things i've said with/to my friends pt. 5

Ryoma: i have literally never done anything wrong in my life

Ryoga:

Ryoma: except the one time i lit a candle and almost set the house on fire

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Sanada, trying to speak French: how do you say 'reverberated'?

Seiichi:

Seiichi: i don't even know how to say 'lemon'

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Shishido: i am, in spirit, the batcave

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Mori, sitting in Ochi's lap while doing homework: huh. i've never been in this position before

Ochi: ??? you've been in my lap before

Mori: yeah that's,, not what i meant

Ochi:

Mori:

Ochi: OH

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Jirou, seeing a text he didn't reply to from four years ago: should i say 'sorry, i fell asleep'

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Gakuto: what did you wanna be as a kid?

Wakashi: a lawyer

Gakuto: and now?

Wakashi: i wanna marry a billionaire who has no time for me but lets me stay in his big mansion and use all his money for myself

Gakuto:

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Ryoga: i was born at age 18 like those buff renaissance babies

Ryoma: bitch you've been other ages

Ryoga: proof?

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Tanegashima: hey, guess who got his license!

Shiraishi: aww, now you can drive your own clown car!

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Shuusuke, looking in the mirror: this is it. this is my downfall.

Shiraishi and Seiichi: ???

Shuusuke: i'm realizing that i'm a snack. vanity is my sin and it's all downhill from here. i'm gonna go full dorian gray by the age of 25

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Hirakoba: this is a nightmare

Chinen: what happened?

Hirakoba: i'm awake so early that i can't tell if i have an extra toe or if i've lost sensation in my foot

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Aoi, experiencing a minor inconvenience: i can't wait to cry so hard that i lose sensation in half my body

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Ryoma, watching 'Age of Adaline': are you kidding me? why can't Harrison Ford be MY dad? have you SEEN my dad? this is so unfair

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