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[ladyillea]

Rate the likelihood that the girls are virgins pretty please ma’am

((A/N: Hi everyone! Whoever sent this ask, thank you so much cos Si and I had A BLAST coming up with these answers so we hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoying writing them! Also please go show Si some love; her comments on these are hilarious!!  - Sanji

If you feel like any of the comments about your character(s) (or others) are inappropriate or uncalled for, let us know!! - Si

A couple of disclaimers:

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin and there's nothing wrong with not being a virgin, just wanna put that out there 😙 - Si

There are quite a few dirty jokes so just a heads up but I would like to say some of those were my best work hahah - Sanji))

Dear Anons, your obsessions with virginities is rather unnerving, but I digress I have a job to do so consider it done: 

Ivy: 5/10 She seems sweet and innocent, but those people can be the wildest in the bedroom. I don't know if I'm convinced, so I'll keep her score in the middle. 

Meredith: 7/10 Most of her hobbies & interests point to her being most comfortable with her own company. Much like her beloved crabs, she might be a hermit too.

Soleil: 10/10 Her name literally means 'sun', which only leaves me to assume that you might get burned if you come too close.

Rosemarie: 0/10 We all know how wild Germans can be. Look at their Oktoberfests.

Diana aka The Viscountess as she loves being called: 0/10 if she consummated her marriage properly.

Dahlia: 10/10 Very wholesome energy and a family girl. She is also one of the youngest Selected so I wouldn't put it past her to wait for 'The One'.

Alassie: 4.5/10 She is intimidatingly beautiful! But perhaps a bit too intimidating? The brave might dare approach her but will they make it to the bedroom?

Ramona: 3/10 Those trail guides provide many trees to be Bridgerton-ed up against.

Rhea: -69/10 Miss Rhea James in her Playboy bunny outfit. That's it. That's the post. Need I say more?

Cornelia: -10/10 You know what they say about pool boys? I bet Pool Girls are no different! I wonder how many marriages Lady Cornelia has broken.

Marissa: 7/10 Chocolates and watching movies seem to be her vibe. Perhaps Netflix and Chilling Alone is a regular occurrence for her?

Kaden: 2/10 Who knows what Indie Pop stars get up to in their studios? Whatever it is, Lady Kaden probably fulfilled her Glorious Purpose. I would have given her a perfect 0 but I'm sure (could-have-been) Second Lieutenant Price doesn't kiss and tell.

Andreia: After our last post about her virgin status, we have confirmed she is indeed one. 10/10 only confirmed virgin Selected thus far.

Arely: 2.5/10 "Do what you will" she says and if that is her motto in the bedroom, then this one sounds to be down for anything.

Valentina: 7.5/10 She seems to take most pleasure out of pulling teeth, that's not the mouth action people are looking for in the bedroom.

Suzy: -15/10 We all know how Waverly Women are, especially those from Queens. A Queen in the streets, a freak in the sheets.

Carmen: 1/10 She might have peaked playing the role of Tree Number Three but she seems like the type to blow off steam, especially when things get stressful during Tech Week. Something tells me that her Stagehand is being put to good use.

[ @ivy-min @thyremainder @theotherladydi @dahliasteele @alassie-marniq @ramona-lisa @rheajames @nellie-fisher @kadenan @rey-oliveira @ladyarely @ysuzy-choi ]

[ladyillea]

OC Characters as Marvel Characters? (Not limited to MCU)

Thanks to whoever sent this; it was really fun!! Also thank you for waiting gsjsgsh. Mostly based on a mixture of vibesnt, personality traits or backstories!

Massive applause for Sanji because she basically did this all by herself and she deserves ALL the credits. All i did was scream names from character lists.. 💀 - Si

(Lol she really helped too you guys especially whenever I got stuck! - Sanji)

Ivy: Wanda

Meredith: Namor

Diana: Mystique

Dahlia: Groot

Alassie: Valkyrie

Ramona: Shuri

Rhea: Mysterio (minus the evil but 10/10 for the theatrics of it all)

Cornelia: Jessica Jones

Kaden: Loki (in another life, Captain America had she gone to the military)

Andreia: Silver Surfer (You know we had to make that joke)

Arely: Tony Stark (it's the party girl/boy vibes)

Suzy: Darcy Lewis

Raffy: T'Challa

Archie: Human Torch (specificially Chris Evans' version)

Bianca: Vision

Sam: Captain America

[ladyillea]

Any thoughts on who the leak™️ might be?

S Y L V A N archie or someone we haven't met yet 👀

Edit by Sanji: As Si says - Maybe Mr 'Back Up Schreave' wants to be the #1 Schreave

Also Archie cos well, some hints have been dropped in RPs, *whispers* the Deepavali RP

[ladyillea]

Bueno! You didn't hear this from me, but a little birdie told me...that there's a talentless five among the selected!

Specificity isn't your strong suit, is it? I have no idea which Five are you are referring to so we have listed the Fives with their talent level. So Choose Your Fighter, dear Anon:

Rhea: 8/10 - It’s a superpower to be a theatre performer. To be able to slip into different characters every few years. The great thing about theatre is doing the same performance every week for a year or two so practice really does make perfect. The hard thing is doing the whole thing in practically one take save for intermission. Lady Rhea goes above and beyond and we have to applaud her for that. Won't be surprised if she has a Tony on the way.

Alassie: 6.5/10 - She got second place in Illéavision, something that might indicate she has some talent. But we all know that Illéavision is more about politics than about having the best song. Nevertheless Bonnie Lassie seems to have quite the following and her latest ep is quite alright. I don't know how to feel about her ASMR but perhaps that just isn't my thing. 

Suzy: 8/10 - It takes a special kind of skill to know which moments are worth capturing. To be able to actually capture them is another thing. And no Karen, you making 8 billion photos of yourself every 3 minutes is not the same. Our Lady Suzy here seems to know what she's doing. Her talents have not only earned her a job at the Waverly Times, half the country seems to be on the edge of their seats when she releases new content.

Dahila: 5/10 - Another singer in the mix. This one seems to be popular on a more local level, unlike her singing rival and Illéan phenomenon Bonnie Lassie. Lady Dahlia's music sounds okay, but it definitely took some effort to find. I'm not sure if the spent energy was worth it though.

[ @rheajames @dahliasteele @alassie-marniq @ysuzy-choi ]

[ladyillea]

Who's most likely to have a one night stand?

A/N: Helloo I know it's been a minute and we're back! Still clearing through some of the old asks so bear with us 😊

Anyways on to the post; I split this into two main parts: Those Who Would & Those Who Wouldn’t. But then we realised we couldn’t quite place some people and created the ‘It Could Really Go Either Way’ section for them

Totally Would 

Diana - 10/10 She absolutely has had one before probably right after her father died. That’s how she coped with the grief oop 🤡✌

Alassie - 7/10 Based off vibes and she seems like she doesn’t really care for emotional connections often so this helps take care of her needs

Rhea - 10/10 has banged a co-star at some point. It’s the vibes and now after seeing The Sex Lives of College Girls; Leighton and Rhea have very similar vibes

Nellie - 9/10 The only reason she gets a point docked is where is she finding a time to have a one night stand in between three job schedules?? No wonder she and Laurie ended up a thing; that’s only time she could fit him in 😂😂

Suzy - 8/10 Vibes and would only do it every once in a while on a fun night out on the town

Archie - 10/10 It’s Archie, that’s all I have to say. 

It Could Really Go Either Way

Kaden - Serious and hard 5/10 like she could go either way of having one or completely never having one. 

Ramona - 4/10 Similar to Kaden but does lean towards the category below because of the emotional connection we saw her form with Diego 

Could But Wouldn’t

Ivy - 2/10 She’s too busy running a company.

Meredith - 1/10 Her fiancé JUST died but also seems like the type to wait with her partner for marriage 

Andreia - 2/10 As we know, her cherry has not been popped and she most likely feels like the type of person who would end up with the person she has a one night stand with

Samuel - 0/10 Similar to Ivy and Raffy; too busy protecting the Selected and Raffy, and also seems like a commitment man.

Bianca - 3/10 Sis is barely getting sleep, and like Nellie she probably would have to schedule a one night stand in - hence why she gets 3 points.

Raphael - 0/10 The mans has been in two committed relationships before the Selection. He's just too much of a relationship guy to have one night stands.

[ladyillea]

Predicted coping mechanisms of each selected?

Ivy - building a blanket fort

Meredith - showering plants (or hermit crabs) with love

Diana - throwing darts at a picture of whoever has wronged her

Dahlia - doing some yoga

Alassie - remembering all the words of a song she loves

Ramona - bingewatching animal live cams

Rhea - making a bonfire + burning stuff

Cornelia - counting to 300

Kaden - taking a cold bath

Andreia - going to the beach to build a sand castle, and then destroying it

Arely - watching cute kitten videos on yalltube

Suzy - emergency scrapbooking

[ladyillea]

OCs ranked in order of who’s most likely to get lost in the grocery store while high?

[A/N: hellooo! going from least to most likely, you know for the ~anticipation~. also please don't take these reasons-why too seriously - Si]

12. Kaden - high or not, I feel like she could blindly tackle the maze that is the supermarket aisles.

11. Ramona - she already knows her way around the green leaves, and no supermarket jungle is going to scare/confuse her!

10. Ivy - she seems like a person who knows the supermarket map by heart, being high might blur the fastest routes to certain products but in the end she'll find her way.

09. Dahlia - being high? you mean after climbing on top of the shelves, right?

08. Diana - gets confused. not about where she is, but about the general concept of a supermarket. she would leave groceries at the checkout, expecting the supermarket to pay her money for the products.

07. Rhea - she knows what she wants and she’ll search the whole darned supermarket if she has to.

06. Alassie - unsure if she's actually lost or if she's faking it, she has got some clever tactics up her sleeve: corner a stock clerk and persuade him into gathering her groceries for her and bringing them safely to her fridge.

05. Cornelia - would get lost. eventually leaves through the emergency exit with the alarms going off.

04. Andreia - the combination of being high, a concussion, and the confusing territory of a supermarket... that sounds like a good recipe for getting lost.

03. Arely - the opposite of Ivy, has trouble finding her way around the supermarket when she's not under the influence of drugs, so while high her groceries trip would become like a rollercoaster ride.

02. Suzy - look. at. all. the. pretty. colours. *stares at a frootloops box for 5 hours*.

01. Meredith - she doesn't need to be high to get lost.

[ladyillea]

Who's more likely to "roll around the hay" with the king?

Lady Suzy has been heard saying she's down to do just about anyone. If she isn't too picky about who, I can only imagine the where doesn't matter either.

An honourary mention goes to The Viscountess and Lady Cornelia. The former isn't above using her body to get ahead but I digress, she is a lady after all. Sources tell me the latter has done it before, at a farmhouse no less.

[ @ysuzy-choi @theotherladydi @nellie-fisher ]

[ladyillea]

It appears like some of these selected are full of hot air...how unladylike of them.

My sources tell me that Lady Suzy has earned the nickname of Helium, I assume you’re referring to her, dear anon? 

Given her past, I’m sure she’s full of hot air and is unladylike. Hopefully The Selection can make a lady out of her.

[ @ysuzy-choi ]

[ladyillea]

King [Redacted] should abdicate the throne! We know so little of him and it's not fair to the people of Illéa. We shall not let this 'Selection' blind us from the truth...

Oof, I sense a bit of hostility coming from you, dearest anon. But you do have a point, we don't know a lot about His Majesty. Perhaps the Selection can give you exactly what you want: the opportunity to get to know our mysterious king. I for one cannot wait to see what secrets lie behind the palace walls.

[ @raphael-schreave ]

[ladyillea]

But is the king himself a virgin? 🤔

"Any man who can quote Scranton to me can get in my bed," said every Philosophy major in His Majesty's class at UCB.

I'm sure he had no trouble finding someone.

However, we don't speculate until we have all the facts from our sources. So care to confirm, Your Majesty?

[ @raphael-schreave ]

[ladyillea]

Introducing Lady Illéa

While the People of Carolina know me well, let me give you Selected a refresher: I always post verified and fact-checked tea but speculations are always welcomed. This author also likes to keep her audience updated all things scandalous and will be providing recaps after every major event during The Selection. 

Have fun spilling the tea and remember, nothing ever stays a secret for long ;)

Yours Truly, 

Lady Illéa

[Editors’ Note: Hello everyone! It’s Sanji and Simone and we hope you guys enjoy this concept of a tea blog heavily inspired by GG and LW as much as we do creating and running it! 

As Lady Illéa says, we’ll mostly be posting your speculations and asks like previous tea blogs with our own witty commentary. This time we also wanted to a Challenge Recap after every challenge. So feel free to send us in anything during this journey and it would be helpful if the creators could do TLDRs for us on what happened with your OCs after each challenge for the recaps. Thank you so much you guys and let’s have fun this OC8! - Sanji

HI, Simone here! I think I can speak for Sanji as well when I say that we’re both hecking excited and we truly hope this blog will be a fun addition to this oc! I just want to add a little thing: feel free to send in tea, thoughts and theories. Confessions are very welcome as well! Nothing is too crazy or dramatic, so please don’t hold back! Yay okay, that’s all for now. See you in our ask box!]

[ladyillea]

First kiss predictions?

Romy - no one can resist them Germans

[ @romy-huffman ]

((Do feel free drop us another ask if you want a serious prediction we'll do our best!))

[ladyillea]

Who do you think’ll have the most scandals this season?

I mean after all the excitement the Selected names leak scandal caused, I don’t think that will be the last scandal we’ll be getting from His Majesty. 

Let the drama commerce with his search for a wife! 

[ @raphael-schreave ]

[ladyillea]

unpopular opinion now that it's the last oc but disappointing that we got predictable endings at times would have liked more second guessing between final girls

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[ladyillea]

SPOTTED: Ex-Selected and B/A- List Musician

Lady Dirty Dancer was seen backstage at a holiday music festival cozying up to Kent based rapper before leaving with him and Real House-son. Overheard from their conversation: they first met at the palace’s Halloween party. Sorry, Your Majesty, but at least you didn’t want this one!