#oc: tiona eryut

[gunbun]

"But this one doesn't need you to kill a god to power it. We just charge up ceruleum with aether and use that for our controlled explosions." -- Tiona Eryut, explaining her rocket engine to Cock Dank

[gunbun]

Thus far? DRK.

I am leveling it because I want that all combat jobs at 100 mount, but I bounced off of that story so hard. And the whole gimmick of Fray/Esteem doesn't really work on a woman who has already had these conversations with herself in ARR.

Everything else she's dabbled in as she likes to be well-rounded but DRK just doesn't.

4/7/25

What is a job your wol(oc) wont/cant learn? why?

[punchelfdraws]

Me: I’m gonna draw thirst art of @tehjai‘s OC

Also me:

[dragons-bones]

A pair of boss ass bitches (featuring @gunbun)

AKA

The Rising cutscene kicking you out in the most opportune location at the most opportune time.

[gunbun]

yeah but

When you come out of gpose and see your whole static left you alone.

[tehjai]

i'm gonna go with the fandom i'm in: tell me about legitimate sagacity!

OH THIS ONE

first of all the first 2 chapters of this are actually on my AO3, which you need a login to view because lmao eh aye amirite https://archiveofourown.org/works/44233537/chapters/111235243

ok have you ever seen the movie Real Genius? basically it's like a fandom fusion with that movie. my WoL Tiona goes to FUCKING SCHOOL, invents what eventually becomes a sustainable starship engine, all on her own, for an archon thesis that fourchenault leveilleur is making her jump through a quadrillion dumb hoops to get. jude rose and nero scaeva are on her ad-hoc research team along with a one-eyed loporrit named Thrustingway and yeah they do the popcorn thing and yeah ameliance is in on it.

and Tiona becomes an archon specifically because i said so

REGRETFULLY this one kind of stalled out because i am legitimately kind of burnt out on ficcing for FFXIV right now. which sucks because making Urianger say Val Kilmer's lines in his archaic declension is :chefkiss:

[gunbun]

tank stance

[gunbun]

Tiona Eryut has one canon job and it's GNB. Every other soul stone is just a hobby.

[gunbun]

she's drooling and he's snoring so bad he sounds like a generator

[gunbun]

A life is time, they teach you growing up The seconds ticking killed us all A million years before the fall You ride the waves and don't ask where they go You swim like lions through the crest And bathe yourself on zebra flesh

(see Tiona's playlist here on spotify)

[gunbun]

[gunbun]

Co-developers and inaugural crew of the first flight of the Surgam-class orbiter commissioned by Sharlayan sometime in [redacted], 7th Astral Era. The Loporrits of Mare Lamentorum provided the initial workforce that kickstarted the star's space exploration program. From L to R: Nero Scaeva, Archon Tiona Eryut, Archon Urianger Augurelt

[gunbun]

i am sitting on my hands trying very hard not to filk a whole rap beef song but

"WHAT'S IRONWORKS FOR? THE OTHER VAGINAL OPTION? PUSSY!!!!" - Tiona Eryut, Probably

[gunbun]

Vierapril Day 1: Soft

she really wants to pet that phurble.

[gunbun]

[Metem voice] RKO TO FOURCHENAULT! RKO TO FOURCHENAULT OUTTA FUCKIN' NOWHERE

(yes this is the primary starship designer of sharlayan beating up the guy who commissioned she and her team for a fleet.

his wife lets tiona beat him up, she says it's good character-building for him.)

[gunbun]

"might as well go for soda." - Kim Mitchell, Wise Canadian Bard