#oc: kye'lin

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Liri: Why do you keep putting random items in Nine's quarters?

Hunter, heading for their door with a pineapple: Enrichment.

Kye'lin, joking, but with a straight face: It's a sex thing

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Kye'lin: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Liri: He's talking about Hunter

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Liri, with a smug expression: I've been described as an animal in bed~.

Kye'lin: What I SAID was that she sleeps exclusively on all of your pressure points and cries if you stop petting her.

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Evo, about Kye'lin: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Liri: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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Evo, gently nudging Kye'lin aside with their foot: Kye'lin, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Kye'lin, their eyes enormous: You kick Kye'lin? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Evo! Jail for Evo for one thousand years!

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Liri: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Kye'lin: Nat 20 Charisma.

Liri: That is NOT how that works-

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Evo: Kye'lin, no.

Kye'lin: Kye'lin, yes.

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Kye'lin: So you like cats?

Liri: Yeah.

Kye'lin: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Liri: What do you have there?

Kye'lin: A knife!

Liri: NO---

Liri: Why would you give a knife to Kye'lin?!

Evo, shrugging: Kye'lin felt unsafe.

Liri: Now I feel unsafe!

Evo: I’m sorry…

Evo: Would you like a knife?

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Evo: While I'm gone, you're in charge Kye'lin.

Kye'lin: Yes!

Evo, whispering to Liri: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Liri: Obviously.

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Liri: But what about Kye'lin?

Evo: Don't worry about them.

Evo: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Evo: How do you want your coffee?

Liri: Black, like my soul.

Evo:

Evo: Liri, your soul is a latte.

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Liri: How would you like your coffee?

Kye'lin: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Liri, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Kye'lin: How would you like your coffee?

Evo: As dark as my soul.

Kye'lin: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Evo: So, are you two friends?

Kye'lin: Yes.

Liri: No.

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Kye'lin: Liri is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Evo: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

Liri, covered in soot: I said I was sorry!

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Liri: What would Evo think?

Kye'lin: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?