#oc: Christian

[rjartstuff]

Chris and the sun god

[smooth-and-skeletal]

the heirophilia brainworm has dug so deep that not only have i created characters with the intention of writing very juicy priest corruption but now I’m over hear doing research on catholicism because i want it to be somewhat accurate and i (purposely) know nothing about christianity.

sigh, the things i do for smut

[aajjks]

but does teachers per!christian understand being with yn means he pretty much has to be a dad as well? that’s a huge responsibility for a 20 year old. also, is the kids father a good dad? is he active in their life?

firstly yns ex husband is not active in his kids lives, he doesn’t care, at all, she’s a single mother to her kids, he was an asshole who cheated on her.

And no I don’t think that Christian understands just how much of a big responsibility being a father is, but he’s got determination.

[k4saneterritory]

i think if my ocs existed in published fiction, people would like Tian. in fact i think they would love him.

[angelicutz]

Out of context oc quotes (possible comic coming soon???)

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Nikolai: My hair is straighter than me so- oop-

Vixen: Damn so were both colored AND gay, thats amazing.

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Lucia: Im a thin white girl Nikolai, do i look like i read comics?

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Nikolai: *sigh* Im gonna be the end of my bloodline...

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Vixen: Well, there goes Chris' house..!

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KJ: Boy, youre name is CHRISTIAN of course you collect bibles in different languages!

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Christian: I dont really like you, Nikolai, youre just kinda too quiet.

Nikolai: What the actual FUCK do you wanna say by that?

Christian: This is the first time you didnt talk to me like a cartoon character.

Nikolai: HUH???

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Nikolai: You look like you listen to Nirvana, by the way I would tottaly kinda bang you if i could just saying, but like no homo yknow.....

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Vixen: I will stab you in the throat, unscrew your scalp and hand you your brain on a silver plate, served with your eyes as a dessert, and blood as the drink.

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Jay: THOSE ARE DRUGS.

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Lucia: What the hell do you mean youre mom used to be a part of a cult?!

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Kyle: Fuck Jay dude.

Nikolai: As if.

Vixen: WHY ARE YOU SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM?!

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KJ: I hate the British language.

[lescarnetsdehaku]

How the little mermaid met the Prince, and what ensues 🐙

How does regret taste, after glory?

[cheergoodtimes]

downloaded om! again to jog my memory, i wont him so bad

[howlingtothevoid]

Begging God to fix you!

(And other tales about religious trauma)

[fanfictionismyaddiction]

Six Times Toto Pushed His Luck (Part1)

Part 2

word count: 888

Pairing: Toto Wolff x wife reader

Summary: When Toto Wolff's antics push his wife to the brink, she resorts to calling him by his full name, "Torger," reminding him who's really in charge in their playful yet loving relationship.

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You never really called him by his full first name. Toto was just easier, softer, and it fit him—most of the time. But sometimes, just sometimes, he pushed you to the edge, and then ‘Toto’ wasn’t enough. That’s when ‘Torger’ came out, a signal that he was skating on thin ice. And on very rare, very special occasions, when things were absolutely out of control, it became ‘Torger Christian Wolff.’

1. Monaco Apartment - Breakfast Disaster

It started off as a calm morning in Monaco, the sunlight streaming into your apartment. You’d barely woken up when you heard the clattering of pots and pans in the kitchen. Toto’s cooking. You sighed, knowing exactly where this was headed.

As you entered the kitchen, you were greeted by the sight of him attempting to scramble eggs in the smallest pan possible. Half of the eggs were sticking to the pan, the other half still runny, and he had the heat turned up too high.

“Toto,” you began gently, “maybe I should—”

“I’ve got this,” he said, his voice confident.

Seconds later, the eggs flipped awkwardly, some landing on the stove, some… on the floor. You pinched the bridge of your nose, exasperated.

“Torger,” you finally said, crossing your arms. “You need to stop before we end up with a fire.”

He froze, the name cutting through his concentration. “Torger? It’s not that bad.”

“Torger. Step away from the stove.”

2. Silverstone Garage - Headphones Drama

Silverstone was in full swing, the race just as intense as you expected. Things weren’t going Mercedes’ way, and you could feel Toto’s frustration brewing from across the garage. Then, as if on cue, it happened—the dramatic slamming of the headphones. He ripped them off his head and threw them down onto the table in one swift, angry motion.

You sighed. How many pairs had he gone through this season? Too many to count.

“Torger,” you said, louder than usual to cut through the tension. “If you break one more pair of headphones…”

He looked at you with raised eyebrows. “Torger?”

“Yes. Torger. Those things are expensive, and you’re going to run out at this rate.”

He chuckled, the tension easing a bit. “Alright, alright. I’ll be gentler.”

3. Vienna - The Overpacking Incident

Packing for a quick weekend trip to Vienna should have been simple. Should have been. But when Toto decided to take the lead, you knew you were in for trouble. You opened the suitcase and stared in disbelief. There were four pairs of shoes, multiple shirts, and enough clothes to last a month.

“Torger,” you called from the bedroom. “Come here.”

He appeared in the doorway, clearly proud of his work. “I packed for us.”

You pointed at the suitcase. “Torger, why are there four pairs of shoes? We’re gone for two days!”

“I thought options would be good.”

“Torger, we don’t need options. We need space. Unpack this now.”

4. The Paddock - PDA Overload

The paddock was bustling, as usual, cameras and fans everywhere. You and Toto were walking through when, out of nowhere, he decided it was the perfect moment for an over-the-top kiss. In front of everyone. The photographers snapped away, and you could practically feel the internet lighting up with memes.

“Toto,” you whispered, trying to pull away.

“What?” he asked, his grin devilish.

You shot him a look, but he leaned in again, clearly enjoying himself. That’s when you couldn’t take it anymore.

“Torger. Not in front of everyone!”

He laughed, finally pulling back. “What? Can’t I show my wife some affection?”

“Torger, not when the whole grid is watching.”

5. Home Gym - The Training Competition

One of Toto’s favorite pastimes was working out, and today, he had challenged you to a little ‘friendly’ competition. At first, it was fun—some light weights, a few squats—but as the session went on, his competitive side started showing. He kept pushing, adding more weights and insisting on extra rounds.

By the time you were on your third set of squats, you’d had enough. Your legs felt like jelly, and he was still going strong.

“Torger,” you panted, dropping the weights. “I’m not a Formula 1 driver. This is insane.”

“One more set,” he said, completely ignoring the exhaustion in your voice.

“Torger,” you warned, “if you make me do one more squat, you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

He chuckled, finally letting you off the hook. “Fine, fine. You win.”

6. Baku - The Meltdown

Baku was not going well. The race had been a disaster, and Toto’s mood was even worse. He spent the entire evening pacing, ranting about strategies, tires, and everything that had gone wrong. You had tried to calm him down, but nothing worked.

Finally, he stormed into the hotel room, still mid-rant, and that was when you’d had enough.

“Torger Christian Wolff,” you snapped, your voice sharper than you’d ever intended.

He stopped dead in his tracks, eyes wide. You never used his full name unless you were seriously upset.

“You need to stop this. It’s done, the race is over. Either calm down or I’m calling Christian Horner to tell him you need a break.”

Toto blinked, stunned. “You wouldn’t…”

“Try me, Torger Christian.”

He stared at you for a moment before letting out a deep sigh. “Alright, I’ll stop.”

“Good.”

[wombywoo]

ID 🪪

[rjartstuff]

Smooch

[smooth-and-skeletal]

oc profiles inbound

i am slowly but surely witling away at this story

using the lovely lennon's ghost template called "twilight again"

[aajjks]

how old is christian and miss yn??

Christian is 20 and yn is 33 :)

[milseph]

Christian's Everyday Lookbook

Sweater | Pants | Shoes

Top | Pants | Hat | Shoes

Top | Pants | Hat | Shoes

Thank you to all the CC creators!! @rustys-cc @sentate @its-adrienpastel @khadijah551 @softerhazexi @xionsims @mmsims @magic-bot

[muckyschmuck]

wonder what rheyre listening to

[baldriantee]

after the end of the fifth year