#obviously he's been great on track... canada 2011 brazil 2009 etc etc

[slagclaren]

kajs my dear i need some jenson content

gimme your top 5 jenson moments ✨

eve my beloved!!!!! such a difficult question but uhhh as a moronsexual i love evrything stupid he's done (which is a lot)

1. the story of him as a kid rolling down the driveway in his dad's car, effectively demolishing it (and almost killing his sister, who jumped in front of it to try to stop it)

2. THE CAMPING VIDEO WITH LEWIS!!!! (oof it's a bit chilly innit? we're gonna have to cuddle up)

3. seb.... everything with seb... the bowtie moment in 2011, the "i think seb's the only one who still thinks of me as a competitor, so i'm happy", the burnt asscheek moment, the CONSTANT mentioning of seb in jenson's book (<- JENSON'S STUPID IMITATION OF SEB'S ACCENT IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY "ahh jenson i alwayz love being on ze podium wiz you" or however it went)

4. inventing the nickname britney... c'mon we all knew it was gonna be up there. it's genius n i don't think jenson thought it through bc he's been suffering the consequences (having to hang out with nico) ever since

5. breaking his hand punching a gong and stuffing his face with painkillers so he could continue racing