#obviously Peter hires them to take out the Argent family and immediately sets out to seduce both of them

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That stargent pic you just posted makes me think of maybe a biker bar au or mercs for hire! Love it!

I love this for so many reasons, the main one being that they both look like absolute goobers in that pic. Professional level goobers. They went to Goob College to get their degrees in Goobering, and then took the exam to become Officially Licensed Goobers. 

Which makes it fucking perfect for their resume as mercs. 

Like, for whatever the dark web version of Linkedin is. Linkedin for assassins and mercenaries and arms dealers. That’s the profile pic for their joint account. They get away with it because their portfolio is Extremely Violent and Even More Successful. Honestly, their reputation precedes them most of the time, with someone hearing of their ruthless modes of operation, and then contacting them via LinkedinforCrimes. 

The picture may give clients pause for a moment. “This can’t possibly be a picture of them,” they think. “They wouldn’t put their real faces in the open. Especially not looking like that,” they assure themselves. “No one who looks like that could have killed twelve armed men and blown up an entire warehouse district in three hours, and I know for a fact that they did that last Tuesday.” 

It is their real faces. 

They do look like that. 

And they did kill twelve armed men and blow up an entire warehouse district. 

Stiles insists that their pic is proof of their effectiveness. They don’t need to look menacing or shadowy or whatever dramatic nonsense is happening on everyone else’s profile, because they get shit done.

“I grew out of my emo phase, Chris.”

“You were listening to My Chemical Romance literally this morning.”

“My Chemical Romance isn’t emo, they’re eternal. And don’t try to change the subject. An edgy picture, or lack of picture altogether, says that you’re either insecure, or that your face is already in the database of some law enforcement somewhere. We can put our picture up because we’re not dumb enough to give anyone evidence to compare it to. And we can look like the handsome motherfuckers we are because it’s important to acknowledge our depth of character. We’re more than killing machines, you know? We have feelings. We yearn. Yeah, we mostly yearn for more money, but still. We yearn.”