#obvi real ones know i am single 😔

[mysicklove]

I GOT HIT ON TWICE IN 10 MINUTES IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

[lets-get-kraken-boys]

Kraken I didn’t know you liked Genshin impact ! Who’s your fave? I adore Itto (I have a things for himbo’s ~)😍 and I have a soft spot for Sara and Thoma💗

You and me, we’re besties now because I am HEAD OVER HEELS for Itto too!!! I love you, bestie 😘💖

He’s just so PERFECT! He’s so unironically funny, he makes me smile and giggle every time I see him, he’s eye-catching, and I love his determination. I love how this buff, tough oni whose supposed to be scary and ruthless, turns out to be the cutest creature to have ever stepped on the earth’s undeserving crust. He’s so gentle and kind to the onikabuto, they’re like friends to him! He’s fiercely protective of the ones he loves (😳 can I please be apart of the circle??? Archons, I want him to love me SO BAD WTF—). He loves his gang with everything he’s got…Itto’s just the perfect man!!! He is my one true love in this world (but not as much as Mitsuri. I would drop everything for her in a heartbeat).

Himbos are the best thing to have graced my eyes; they are so lovable. SO FREAKING CUTEEEE!!! I just love how sweet and empty-headed they are. *longing sigh* Oh, to have a himbo boyfriend 😔 ITTO PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE—

I also love Kokomi! She’s absolutely adorable, I love her water powers and her little fish & jellyfish friends! She is the mermaid princess I always wanted to be when I was a child. 💖 I need her to let me swoop her up into my arms in a hug and kiss her all over her cute face. Healers are what allow the team to win, it’s just a fact. And I am obsessed with pink-haired characters. If there’s a pink-haired character in an anime or game, you best believe I am their #1 fan. AND AYAKAAAAA MY SWEETHEART! Her shyness is endearing, but she’s so brave! She is incredible.

Beidou…please…I am on my knees begging. PRINCESS CARRY ME IN YOUR WARM STRONG EMBRACE, AND KISS ME IN THE SUNSET. She is so hot fr. Blushing hard thinking about her right now 😳

And Klee!! My beloved baby girl, she’s adorable. I love her energy; just an excited ball of curiosity and happiness bouncing everywhere all at once. I bet if she was real she would be quite the handful tho LMAOOO. I pity Albedo 😭😂

I am a firm believer that the women of Genshin SOLO the men NO COMPETITION. Every single one of the designs the ladies have is just banger after banger. Ganyu, Dori (such a cute character, yet no one ever talks about her anymore!), Nilou, Hu Tao, Lisa, Shenhe, Yae Miko—every one of them is so beautiful and stunning. They are all Picasso paintings, unique and shining in their own special ways. I want all of them (excluding the children, obvi-fucking-ously. Leave the babies out of this rant) to smooch me on the mouth RIGHT NOW. Plz love me.

ANYWAYS! Sorry for the simp rant LOL 😂 Sara & Thoma are super adorable too! Sara is the coolest badass. MALE WIFE THOMA 😩 Please be my stay-at-home husband and bake me sweets and brownies every night when I get home from work.

Thank you for asking! I had a lot of fun answering, as you can probably tell, haha! I hope you have a wonderful day, hon. ♥️♥️♥️💋❌⭕️❌⭕️

With Love,

Kraken 🐙