#obsessively doting gf and she really thinks shes safe just because i put her in the military? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

once-and-future-alaskan · 1 year ago

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I'm gonna be real, basically none of my ocs are safe from the fat beam at this point. I did it to Nika and Sam ffs, they're like my two """"main"""" ocs. If I can come up with excuses for them, I can come up with a reason for anybody.

Looking at you, Tensa.

#Tensa's over here canonically chugging emergy drinks like water needing a mobility aid at 23 because of her knee injury and with an #obsessively doting gf and she really thinks shes safe just because i put her in the military?#girl. you have an entire post service life ahead of you and there is already unpublished chub art of you.#you knkw who else used to get ''noncanon'' fat art? THATS RIGHT GIRLIE. NIKA AND SAM. NO ONE IS EVER SAFE.#ffs Eirines already getting a tiny bit of tum and Phrens already got a mom bod. no one can stop me. i am inevitable.

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