#obsessed with his pathetic wet noodle vibes

[gladiator-gladiolus]

My prejudgement of the engage cast: Firene edition

This is as of before I venture into chapter 3, so obviously I don’t actually know ANYTHING about anyone except what I’ve accidentally absorbed through fanart. This is all purely based on their appearance and the vibe. I’ll reblog with what I actually think of them after I’ve finished the game, or have sufficient enough exposure to them (*☻-☻*)

(These are probably really harsh, I have unleashed my full prejudice)

Alfred

Probably going to be my blorbo

Husjshsja pretty little noodle, very scrunckle

A wet lettuce

Dimitri but make him cottagecore

Major pathetic Alear simp

Too kind for his own good

classic Lord

i want to put him in my washing machine

gay coded but all the ladies want him

allergic to mud

Boucheron

I already know I’m not gonna like him

Friendly neighbourhood patriotic buff man

Probably obsessed with healthy eating

popular with the gorls

looking at him makes me a bit angry

no personality other than to serve a trope

looks like a carpenter

donates food to the orphans then tried to “hide” it

Etie

Likes MLP unironically

A bit of a snobbish pretty Princess that’s going to complain

But we like her for that

Will have a crit line something like “yOu ruinEd mY bOw”

im going to end up liking her a lot

Cold hearted and apathetic until you get to know her

Ed sheeran’s sister

very intelligent when you give her the chance

will commit war crimes

Celine

Cliche waifu sweetheart

popular with straight people

She’s going to annoy me

the worse version of Etie

Nice for no reason

Sings all the time and won’t shut up

Is a Dead mother but has no children and is also alive

Has a slow, soothing voice but to the point that it’s dull

Has no personality beyond being upper class and naive

Louis

Is always late

wish version of Linhardt

loving the bed head

just a happy little guy awwww

I will love him and I will squeeze him

trying his best and it’s good enough

doesnt want a lot from life

has a tragic back story that makes him want to help people like his sister was tragically stabbed to death on the ides of march

Not that clever but has all the brawn

Chloe

Looks like Erika

is Erika

the comic relief

surrogate older sister

Very considerate and compassionate

likes Hatsune Miku

The one with all the brain cells

given responsibility over the children

Murder is okay

Jean

Reminds me of Rune Factory

pretends he can see but actually cant for shit

Has some sort of debt to the royal family

Is overworked

curious but doesn’t want to overstep

Has an anxiety disorder

good with handiwork

quiet and reserved

looks up to either Chloe or Alfred

Probably an orphan

[blessyouhawkeye]

big ups to vegas for thinking with his dick and accidentally falling in love as a result