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[yuugen-benni]

''Not a Father's Day''

When your husband gets a baby fever TAGS: Childe x reader, the word ''sex'' appear only once, mentions of pregnancy (yes I'm breaking my own rule), Modern AU A/N: This is based on ''How I met your mother'' T4 E7, and I'M OBSESSED WITH THE HEADER PLUSHIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys, when you get married remember, Marriage has three stages:

Stage number 1: Teen era Even after you've known each other for years and years, almost tried to kill each other, and probably seen you both naked, you'll act like teenagers in their prime. You know, teasing, blushing for any reason, sex in the most inopportune places, those things that one day you will remember and feel ashamed of yourself.

Stage number 2 - Finding out The part of the relationship where you realize you knew absolutely nothing about your partner. Actually, "Nothing" is an exaggeration but you get the point. You start to know about small things that are shocking to the point of being considered a secret. Everyone has a secret, right? And the best way to count them is to dump each one. For example, Childe talking about her crazy exes:

''it's raining, look!….Oh, this reminds me so much of a crazy ex of mine who was in front of my apartment one night yelling about how she and I were meant for each other, and her husband was by her side! And the unbelievable was-''

And he kept talking and talking, while your expression was screaming ''There is more ?!'' and your mind thanks God for being normal;

Stage number 3 - Perfect couple

Here is when you became a perfect couple. What is a perfect couple? Two people who have spent so much time together that they can now create an encyclopledia about their partner. Habits, tics, favorite foods, the number of Hot Wheels cars your partner has collected, that sort of thing. Even reading expressions is possible;

The fights end and so do the disagreements

But there is only one subject that can break this: Babies.

''Hey babe, I'm back!" Childe announces his arrival, the door closes behind him as he walks over to you in the kitchen, and peck your lips "I was on my way here when I found out this little sock on our doorstep…?" Childe leans on the counter by his side with a confused expression while he plays with the child's sock, noticing the cute little blue patterns. You, who was kindly decorating cookies for Childe's siblings, looked up to look at the little thing

''It must be from new neighbors, they got the opposite apartment and knocked our door asking for help'' You started, leaving aside the piping bag ''Finally some new people! It's been so long since someone rented an apartment here'' the man commented, approaching the cookies discreetly before wincing at the slap you gave his hand

''They have two kids'' Continuing ''a baby girl and a boy with Teucer's age''

At the mention of his brother, Childe's expression changed, forgetting his red fingers. ''Awesome, we could invite them to dinner this weekend, If that's not a problem'' He gave an idea, but then raised an eyebrow at your dull expression

''They seem like good people…but I-I'm sure they'll ask those awkward questions like 'when are you two having a baby' and then apologize for being intrusive after being intrusive'' Of course, it was just an assumption, you had only interacted with them for minutes but your biggest mistake in this conversation was bringing up the subject you two avoid. Childe laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.

''Well-''

"Childe, we already talked about this. You just have a silly baby fever, and in case you didn't know, fever goes away" You quickly dismissed him, knowing he wouldn't give up so soon. Having a child was a big request, a big wish. But it's not like it wouldn't be ''easy'', you have enough money to have 50 kids and they still wouldn't use up half of Childe's bank account. His family lives in the apartment next door and could teach you more about how to take care of children…But there was still an insecurity boiling inside you.

"But what if it doesn't go away ? What If the urge to go out just to buy little socks for our child keeps eating me ?" He was almost pleading, looking into your eyes just when you tried to avoid his gaze

"...First, you need to give me good arguments" you replied after sigh, somewhat expressing your guilty. Childe opens a big smile and approaches you once more, A fox look - persuasive "hmm... don't you want hold a mini silly Childe in your arms ?-"

"Cut it off! This is serious!"

"O-okay!" He chuckled softly before silence filled the room, he looked at the floor and then at the main kitchen window "We would practically be building a story…That's not the reason I would want to have a child, in fact you is my reason. Sometimes I feel like you are the reason for my existence… and they would [literally] understand me"

You stayed quiet and walked away from the counter, taking off your apron before gently kissing his lips. He cupped your face, wiping away the small traces of flour on your cheeks. ''I'm convincing, aren't I?'' He whispered and pulled away, taking a few steps backwards as he bit into the cookie he stole while you weren't looking. Bastard. You didn't even have time to shout at him because the man was already on the other side of the apartment; you sighed, but couldn't help but giggle.

You married a idiot, a handsome idiot. Have fun.

[yuugen-benni]

''The Genius' kid'' - Ayatsuji Y. as a Father

tags: fluff, just Ayatsuji being a simp for his childs, gn! pronouns when referring to the child, cute cute A/N: This just pop up in my head, enjoy Ayatsuji lovers!

At first, let's say he would be lost, but he will be a good father, believe me; He will treat his child like an ''adult'', after all they are his child, so they "have the same IQ level" (his words) and that is why Ayatsuji likes to have conversations with his baby. Yes, with a baby. Which just makes incredibly cute and high-pitched sounds, but who cares? He discusses the cases with the little one while they responds with a cute laugh; Another issue is smoking. In his kid's first 9 years he smoked only once a week, and to fill the other days and find a solution, he chewed mint leaves or gum. Specifically, he wanted something that he could share with them. He is a very present and caring father, always offering to take the baby to the office when things at work get complicated and don't worry about him! Although he is not a "Natural Father" Ayatsuji is excellent when it comes to taking care of them, he says it is like following a medicine leaflet.

I see him being a ''girl dad'' especially because of his peculiar taste for more ''feminine'' dolls. Every birthday he would make a new doll for his daughter with the new features she would gain over time. And guess what? If your daughter likes to have a Coqquete style, he will order handmade clothes similar to those of the dolls she loves most.

On nights when his kid couldn't sleep, Ayatsuji would tell them the stories of the recent cases he had participated in. Of course, omitting and inventing the parts that are too bloody or too strong.

Dad!Ayatsuji would be 100%: Share his hat with his kid. Imagine him messing up their hair and placing the hat :) Hide candies in their jackets; Making his children play pranks on Tsujimura; Have a photo of his family in his pants pocket - and always look at it when alone; Play hide and seek with them - and lose on purpose; Pinch his children's forehead when they do something wrong; Fill the windows with their drawings to block the sniper's view; Would let his children draw specifically on his hands, as they would then be covered by the gloves;

An extremelly sad hc: Ayatsuji was never religious, but the first thing he did when his child was born was to pray that they would not inherit his ability