#obligatory beetlejuice highschool au

[cirilee]

@leeferal​ YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART WITH THAT .............

ok so, beetlejuice back to the future/highschool/college AU-

lydia tags along traveling to the past with beej and actually meets HER MOM- -- - WHO IS ALSO PART OF THAT NERD CLUB that Barba and Adam are in??

CAN YOU... PLEASE ELABORATE I NEED TO KNOW MORE

also all i can imagine beej seeing when they go to adam and barb’s nerd club is this:

[cirilee]

*Cut to that clip of Alex Brightman (in his BJ costume) saying "I like to put on a bully persona when I walk through these walls"*

its the AU we need

[cirilee]

Okayokayokay but consider: after saving Adam/Barbara in the past he goes to the present and finds that they never properly got together. So they didn't die. Their deaths didn't lower the value on their house so the Deetz's never moved in. And BJ never met ANY of them so he's still invisible and alone. Cue a Back To The Future-style escapade to fix things again.

OMG OMG OMG can you imagine!!

lydia: beetlejerk, what is the one thing I told you not to do!!

beej: fuck with time and space?

lydia: and what did you do?!

beej: fuck with time and space :c

[cirilee]

Lydia tags along and joins Adam and Barbara in their Nerd Club, that they are definitely the only two members of ;V;

Juno follows Beej along, replaces the headmaster, and tries to thwart their plans by giving them detention .... IN HELL

Young Delia is the fresh new guidance counselor/life coach for troubled youth at the college (COINCIDENCE? NAh, this is just contrived fic writing) and promptly gets assigned beej, because he instantly causes trouble

HMMMMM COLLEGE/TIME TRAVEL AU WHERE BEEJ BEATS UP WHOEVER PROBABLY BEAT UP ADAM AND BARBARA (because adam and barbara were BOTH nerds and never dated anyone besides each other, i am 100% convinced of this)