#obligatory acd post

[mirkwoodsprinceofdoingtoomuch]

Henry George Edward James Hanover Stewart Fox.

And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful.

He is.

😵

[kiwiana-writes]

Six(ish) Sentence Sunday

Thanks for the tag @hgejfmw-hgejhsf and @onthewaytosomewhere - it's always nice when I'm not kicking the week off lmao. I didn't get a lot of writing done this week because I was busy editing the Going Platinum podfic I posted today, but I've powered through so I have something to share!

Rockstar Alex is now officially fully epistolary, because I figured out how to get #3 from the five fun facts game into a fully epistolary format. If you are thinking to yourself, "Great! If it's fully epistolary then it can't hurt as much!" I would advise you to turn to your nearest Schitt's Creek fandom buddy who has read my fics in that fandom and ask them how they feel about chapter 5 of Meet me out at the end of my rope (aka angstapalooza), and calibrate accordingly 😈

SO. Below the cut is a little sneak peek of this with the skin on (and some bonus Reddit comments because when I go epistolary I go balls to the wall), but if you don't want to venture under the cut, enjoy the text version of an r/TIFU post:

TIFU by breaking my no-hookup rule Obligatory ‘this didn’t happen today’ but my friends are still making fun of me days later, so. I’m not a hookup/cruising kind of gay. Full respect to you if you are, it’s just never been my thing - I’m more of a serial monogamist type But it was my friend’s birthday last weekend and we all went out to a gay bar, and I ended up dancing with this guy who… honestly if I describe how off the charts hot he was you wouldn’t believe me anyway, so you’ll just have to trust me on this. He was there with a friend and the friend bought us a few rounds of vodka shots before fucking off somewhere, so me and this guy went back to dancing. And then the dancing was grinding, and then we were making out for a bit before he said he was gonna go to the bathroom with THAT head tilt. You know the one. Even my no-hookups ass knows the one. And yeah, I don’t do hookups, but fuck it. I said yes (I really cannot express how hot this guy was lol) and followed him to the bathroom. I won’t get into all the details but suffice to say getting blown by this dude was a religious experience. I’m just getting to the point of no return when he pulls back all of a sudden. And he’s got tears in his eyes, but I just thought it was from like… well, you know… but then he STOOD UP. I was like “what the fuck dude” and he just started APOLOGIZING, saying something about the song????? I hadn’t been paying attention tbh, I was a bit busy having my brains sucked out through my dick, but this guy just muttered something about the song and his ex and then he LEFT ME in the fucking club bathroom, dick bobbing in the wind. I think I’m back to no hookups from now on tbh. TL;DR: first ever hookup ended with a stranger literally sobbing his way off my dick, and ACD’s new song is a banger, but I’ll probably never be able to hear it without thinking of the worst case of blue balls I’ve ever had.

Forever feeling feral for whatever y'all are up to, so tagging @affectionatelyrs @anchoredarchangel @anincompletelist @blairwaldcrf @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge @cricketnationrise @cultofsappho @daisymae-12 @dumbpeachjuice @everwitch-magiks @firenati0n @getmehighonmagic @happiness-of-the-pursuit @heybuddy-drabbles @indestructibleheart @indomitable-love @inexplicablymine @leaves-of-laurelin @littlemisskittentoes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @matherines @myheartalivewrites @ninzied @notspecialbabe @orchidscript @rmd-writes @sherryvalli @ships-to-sail @smc-27 @sparklepocalypse @ssmtskw @stereopticons @tintagel-or-cockleshells @welcometololaland @whimsymanaged and, as always, anyone who wants to play! (If you take the open tag please tag me so I can see!!)

[chickenleggy]

11 Questions Memes

I’m home ! *drops suitcase, falls face down on the bed*

Now. I see I was tagged by @vaysh11 ;)

RULES

•         Always post the rules

•         Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you

•         Write 11 questions of your own

•         Tag 11 people (or however many you want)

1. If you had to leave your country, where would you relocate to ? Without hesitation, England. 

2. Is Snape more your kind of hero, or Dumbledore ? I would have to say Snape, because I feel like his kind of heroism (quiet and nearly always undetected) is far more relatable than Dumbledore’s.

3. What is you favorite city or region ? My favorite region of France is Bretagne, especially on the coast, because it’s rocky, windy and just plain gorgeous.

4. Do you have sisters and/or brothers ? I have one little sister.

5. Which German words do you know ? Well, I think I know how to say nothing, miss, I love you, good morning, thank you. Schadenfreude and - err ... ich bin ein Berliner ?

6. Are you a morning person ? God, no.

7. Favorite movie from the MCU ? The two Guardians of the Galaxy movies are gold, they make me laugh everytime and the soundtracks are great.

8. Which skills do you possess that would be helpful if we were left without food or shelter in the wilderness ? Err. I would be the one who knows random tips for not getting eaten by a wild animal and is enjoying herself far too much ?

9. What is your (astrological) sign ? I’m an aquarius.

10. Favorite period in history ? Wow, okay this is hard. If I have to pick only one, then the Italian Renaissance. 

11. Sherlock ACD, Sherlock BBC, Granada Sherlock or Elementary ? Even though I felt like it took itself a bit too seriously at the end, I have to say Sherlock BBC.

My (weird and I tried to be original) questions :

1. Which language would you like to learn next ?

2. If you went on a quest, would it be more of a Lotr or the Hobbit adventure ?

3. Would you fly on the back of a dragon if given the chance ?

4. You’re going time traveling. What do you bring with you ?

5. Have you met your favorite actor/singer ?

6. Somewhere you went on vacation and swore to never return to ?

7. In the winter, are you a hood creature or a cap creature ?

8. Have you gone through your obligatory Ancient Egypt Obssession Phase yet ?

9. Have you ever visited a haunted house ? If yes, would you do it again ?

10. Do you celebrate Halloween (in the ancient pagan way or in the modern candy filled way, your pick) ?

11. Can you cackle like an evil witch ?

I tag : @astronema-princess-of-all-evil, @papierfliegerchen, @pulvis, @pocalda, @lordhellebore and @randomcreativitybursts.