#obi-wan is 13 years old and has the sniffles and anakin is incandescent with rage that qui-gon let him get a cold

[tennessoui]

I am imagining Vos talking to Qui-Gon or the Council and finding out that 'Anakin Skywalker's ongoing obsession with Obi-Wan Kenobi" is, like, a quarterly status update on the Council's agenda. Trouble with the Hutts, Senate complaining about the budget, Anakin's shouting fit when Qui-Gon didn't get Obi-Wan every single optional vaccination before taking him off-world, yes, yes.

the council: well turns out it wasn’t quite possible to root out skywalker’s attachment to obi-wan kenobi just by telling him no to training him so somehow kenobi now has one (1) laid back master and one (1) part-time but very involved master who insists on going to all of Kenobi’s pta meetings even though he isn’t his master and everyone else was looking forward to qui-gon’s brownies but don’t worry we have this situation under control and are monitoring it closely

obi-wan: in the halls of healing

Anakin: beheaded a sith

The council: we are going to take a moment to reassess

[dream-about-dancing]

#obi-wan is 13 years old and has the sniffles and anakin is incandescent with rage that qui-gon let him get a cold#qui-gon is like um actually there are no vaccines for the common cold (via @tennessoui​)

I am imagining Vos talking to Qui-Gon or the Council and finding out that 'Anakin Skywalker's ongoing obsession with Obi-Wan Kenobi" is, like, a quarterly status update on the Council's agenda. Trouble with the Hutts, Senate complaining about the budget, Anakin's shouting fit when Qui-Gon didn't get Obi-Wan every single optional vaccination before taking him off-world, yes, yes.

the council: well turns out it wasn’t quite possible to root out skywalker’s attachment to obi-wan kenobi just by telling him no to training him so somehow kenobi now has one (1) laid back master and one (1) part-time but very involved master who insists on going to all of Kenobi’s pta meetings even though he isn’t his master and everyone else was looking forward to qui-gon’s brownies but don’t worry we have this situation under control and are monitoring it closely

obi-wan: in the halls of healing

Anakin: beheaded a sith

The council: we are going to take a moment to reassess