#o'rourke

[blackswaneuroparedux]

Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

- P. J. O'Rourke

The evolution of Mercedes: 1900-2023.

[chestnutroan]

Cecily in the greenhouse, 1918

[liberalsarecool]

That's going to leave a burn. 🎯💯🔥

Republicans have internalized rape culture. All their words and actions reflect abuse/cruelty.

Someone guilty of rape is a leader.

The concern for crime is a performance.

Look at their churches: rape, criminals

[littlepawz]

The tallest tree in Wales had been damaged by a storm and was supposed to be cut down, but chainsaw artist Simon O'Rourke found a better solution to symbolize the tree's last attempt to reach the sky.

[pierppasolini]

Deadly Love (1987) // dir. Michael S. O'Rourke

[thefugitivesaint]

'Poltergeist', ''Cinefex Magazine'', #10, October 1982

[apoemaday]

Ever

by Meghan O'Rourke

Even now I can’t grasp “nothing” or “never.” They’re unholdable, unglobable, no map to nothing. Never? Never ever again to see you? An error, I aver. You’re never nothing, because nothing’s not a thing. I know death is absolute, forever, the guillotine — gutting — never to which we never say goodbye. But even as I think “forever” it goes “ever” and “ever” and “ever.” Ever after. I’m a thing that keeps on thinking. So I never see you is not a thing or think my mouth can ever. Aver: You’re not “nothing.” But neither are you something. Will I ever really get never? You’re gone. Nothing, never — ever.

[horrorme]

Poltergeist (1982)

[cajon-desastre]

@ outlander_starz

[blackswaneuroparedux]

Then there was communism's weak-tea sister, socialism. Socialists maintained that we shouldn't take all the money away from all the people since all the people don't have money. We should take all the money away from only the people who make money. Then, when we run out of that, we could take more money from the people who...hey, wait! Where'd you people go? What do you mean you're "tax exiles in Monaco?"

- P.J. O’Rourke

Monaco. They say it’s the only place in the world where rich people go to feel poor.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: All the diseases

Wrath James White: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the bug collector Jones: it's about a guy who's sexually excited by getting diseases Michael J. Seidlinger: nice

Barker: sexually excited by diseases? Barker: well i don't know anything about diseases Barker: but i like the sexual excited part White: give it up clive this is beyond anything you're into Barker: oh oh oh! Barker: well, THAT sounds like a challenge!

Barker: oh i think i can get off to this White: oh you think so do you? Barker: well i don't like to brag Barker: but when it comes to being horny Barker: i'm something of an expert White: oh we'll just see about that!

White: so this guy loves getting STDs White: he has so many you can't even count White: he's got sores and boils and pustules until his whole face just looks like joyce carol oates' foot Barker: oh no i bit off more than i can chew

White: this guy's got bloody pus coming out of his dick White: and pussie blood coming out of his ass White: and don't even get me started on what's coming out of his nose

Koontz: what's coming out of his nose? King: oh jeez dean don't ask that question White: it's probably some kind of bile King: ah jeez, wrath, really? that's foul Koontz: haha! gross!

White: this guy is diseased, he smells like the worst thing White: like a big disgusting dumpster full of rotting garbage and human feces White: so kind of like a durian

White: and the worst part? there's green slime coming out of EVERY ORIFICE Koontz: gross! King: yuck! Barker: ugh! Poe: nasty! Lovecraft: revolting! RL Stine: green slime, you say?

White: this guy gets kidnapped by a woman whom he infected White: and she wants revenge White: so she takes a little inspiration from monica j O'Rourke White: shout out to monica Monica J O'Rourke: right back atcha!

[chestnutroan]

dozing off on a summer afternoon

[likeafantasy]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN 1980's edition — (07/31) ↳ Poltergeist (1982)

[strwbrryfire]

omg its two more blorbos!! featuring my obligatory hometown boy .

[more-relics]

David Gilmour Pink Floyd at Press conference, Tokyo, August 1971. Photo by Koh Hasebe

[pierppasolini]

Jonny’s Birthday Present (1970) // dir. Bob Mizer