#o!fundy

[treesareredinautumn]

[clownehonk]

If I pretend anatomy doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt me. Exaggeration is my favourite cQuackity design by @sohjoa !! Their design is everything to me

[61below]

I don’t have a picture of it, but back during the lockdown, one of the local restaurants put FUCK WALZ on their scrolling billboard.

I don’t think I can think of a better justification for supporting the guy. Hear me out: he knew that shutting down the state would be unpopular. But he did it anyway, bc he knew it was the right thing to do.

[iinoyb]

I don't know why but Technoblade X Fundy is spicy wholesome to me.

Think about it: Two lonely souls who have been hated by the world since day one find comfort in each other, even if only in the bedroom.

Fundy/Techno is absolutely one of my favorite underrated ships!

c!Fundy really has a rough time on the dsmp, like the canon won't allow this man AN INCH. I think he deserves something nice and that nice thing might as well be fucking Techno. With Fundy being a little intimidated by Techno but then also always trying to prank and challenge and instigate, their dynamic always reminds me of Quacknoblade or Skepnoblade? It has a lot of potential.

If you're within the canon dsmp too there's probably something to be said for Fundy being Wilbur's son. And feeling abandoned by him. My friend once suggested Fundy trying to hit on Techno during pogtopia to piss Wilbur off and that amuses me a lot.

Fundy was also (almost) married to Dream so like idk, there's something there kekw

(Or osmp Fundy/Techno because Fundy is a fox and Techno a bunny. Now that just makes sense hehe)

[spurgie-cousin]

so that goofy sister wives tiktok has gone semi viral and the only bad thing about that is in the comments, sometimes people will try to out knowledge me in the Sister Wives department

and someone they'll argue a little and it takes everything in me to be nice and not out myself as a total and complete lunatic like "listen u dirty bitch i am neurodivergent and have been hyperfixated on weird families for 15 years. i fall asleep every night to the sounds of Janelle worrying about debt and Kody leaving lasting trauma on 16+ children so if you think YOU can actually tell me something-"

[voulezloux]

FUNDIE FRIDAYS GOT MARRIED AND OLIVIA PLATH TOOK THE PICTURES OH MY GOD

[fruitwanderer]

Okay I’m actually kinda sad now

I forgot that Sam didn’t really save his vods from 2020 and 2021 so his Cogchamp vods are just lost media basically

I’d have to go properly digging to find them, but on surface level search they just aren’t there

Man 0(-(

[ben-her]

*atheist voice*: oh my gosh

[tu-es-gegg]

WATAFAK

[titleknown]

So, while I've talked about this in other posts, I figured I may as well compile it in one post with this nifty propaganda poster (more on that later)

Long story short, they're bringing back KOSA/the Kids Online Safety Act in the US Senate, and they're going to mark it up next Thursday as of the time of this post (4/23/2023).

If you don’t know, long story short KOSA is a bill that’s ostensibly one of those “Protect the Children” bills, but what it’s actually going to do is more or less require you to scan your fucking face every time you want to go on a website; or give away similarly privacy-violating information like your drivers’ license or credit card info. 

Either that or force them to censor anything that could even remotely be considered not “kid friendly.” Not to mention fundies are openly saying they’re gonna use this to hurt trans kids. Which is, uh, real fucking bad. 

As per usual, I urge you to contact your congresscritters, and especially those on the Commerce Committee, who'll likely be the ones marking it up.

Those senators are:

Maria Cantwell, Washington, Chair

Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota

Brian Schatz, Hawaii

Ed Markey, Massachusetts

Gary Peters, Michigan

Tammy Baldwin, Wisconsin

Tammy Duckworth, Illinois

Jon Tester, Montana

Kyrsten Sinema, Arizona

Jacky Rosen, Nevada

Ben Ray Luján, New Mexico

John Hickenlooper, Colorado

Raphael Warnock, Georgia

Peter Welch, Vermont

Ted Cruz, Texas, Ranking Member

John Thune, South Dakota

Roger Wicker, Mississippi

Deb Fischer, Nebraska

Jerry Moran, Kansas

Dan Sullivan, Alaska

Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee

Todd Young, Indiana

Ted Budd, North Carolina

Eric Schmitt, Missouri

J.D. Vance, Ohio

Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia

Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming

Again, it doesn't work unless you do it en-masse, so make sure to call ASAP and tell them to kill this bill, and if they actually want a bill to allow/get sites to protect kids, the Federal Fair Access To Banking Act would be far better.

Also, this poster is officially, for the sake of spreading it, under a CC0 license. Feel free to spread it, remix it, add links to the bottom, edit it to be about the other bad internet bills they're pushing, use it as a meme format, do what you will but for gods' sake get the word out!

Also, shoutout to @o-hybridity for coming up with the slogan for the poster, couldn't have done it without 'em!

[hitracks]

for the reqs/suggestions thing CCLINGY. CCLINGY maybe lnv pumpkins if you wanna expand on their freakery. maybe fundy my buddy fundy

My friends who are sickness induced and bring terror to the world around them. I don’t have much to say about these two regarding how I feel. Typical general consensus. Traumatized fellas who did not deserve what happen but had it not they would not have seen a day of betterness…

I guess I can speak on Tommy more Than I can Tubbo. Tommy I have a simple looking take on design wise but EVERYTHING HAS A REASON! Sometimes I shove random things onto him that have no place in canon because I feel like it. I think Tommy is cursed in a literal sense ! Like genuinely book o enchanting on his ass! EVERYTIME something big or serious happens to him seemingly no one is there for him. Either in a physical sense or no one is supporting/advocating for him. People seem to just vanish and disappear from his life no matter what he does!!!! The images of what they used to be vs what they are follows him around like a ghost!!!!! Hence the vanishing… I also gave him more human features with minimal other-worldly aspects … I feel like having him just out of the realm of human-like and mob-like makes him outcast from both parties … I don’t use a devil tail on any of my other designs except for maybe bbh? Food for thought.

Tubbo. Well he’s Tubbo. Shellshocked and trying to find a home in a world that’s trying to spit him out at every opportunity. Not even his own husband can stick around him. ( not that it’s his fault. But. Marriages can be messy and not rational. ) I hate when people try to make him dependent on someone or something, because part of his whole character arc to me was him realizing he didn’t need to stick himself to a higher power or someone to exist. He could be his own as he is. Even the people he willingly had around out of comfort didn’t control him or what he needs. The world took the sentimentality from him and now he lives in the present as much as he is able. He doesn’t need an extravagant plan to live. I made him & Schlatt & Puffy all siblings cause I think it sort of fits in a thematic way … I think all of them follow the same course of overzealous to crippled by power to recovering ( wether the last one be through death or something more positive. ) He’s definitely the youngest of the three. I have many ideas in my head for them all but this post is so damn long I will spare you the details… enjoy.

[crimeboys]

Tommy: [Laughing to himself]

Fundy: [Talking to Ghostbur] Woah, we have the same pickaxe. Except- yeah, except yours is named.

Ghostbur: Yeah. I name everything. [Tommy laughs to himself as he places a sign that says "hot girl" on a jack o' lantern with a body of logs] I named Tommy.

Tommy: Wilbur, Wilbur!

[austrianshitposting]

My top 10 favorite signs at Vienna Pride 2024

[ID: A woman holding a sign saying "Jesus' Playlist: Only Love songs. She is wearing a purple shirt saying "another Christian for LGBTQ* Equality ]

Cute! We love seeing supportive religious folks in this house!! 7/10 🌈

[ID: A blue flag saying "Fundis zur Hölle jagen", flying in front of the Austrian Opera]

Short, sweet, good punch, keeping Pride a demonstration. 7.5/10 🌈

[ID: A woman holding a cardboard sign saying "I got 99 Problems and white hetero normative Patriarchy is all of them"]

fun reference, gets points for being political 7,5/10 🌈

[ID: A yellow shipping container, on it is a sign saying "Intersex Solidarity", next to two ads for an photography exhibition. The Exhibition is called "Inside views", the ad is showing a human body dressed in a ripcage]

It is just so funny to me I can't even really tell why. But it just feels appropriate, next to the ad and also the color of the container is very fitting. 8/10 🌈

[ID: A group of russian-speaking people demonstrating at Vienna Pride. One sign says "Proud and Loud for the Opressed in Russia, another shows Vladimir Putin in front of rainbows and writing saying "Vladimir, it's Time"]

Honestly my heart goes out to all queer people living in countries where they are still treated horribly, much worse than Austria. Love ❤️ 8/10 🌈

[ID: Where usually the movie titles being show are displayed, the Burg Kino shows a message saying "Pride without Prejudice. Hello Viella Pride 2024.]

Just a fun and sweet way to show support in a way that does not reek too much of rainbow capitalism. nice! 8.5/10 🌈

[ID: A sign saying "A day w/o Lesbians is like a day w/o sunshine"]

Cute!!!! As a lesbian, I approve ☀️ 9/10 🌈

[ID: two men holding signs saying "Hurra! Die Hurn sind da!", "In Vielfalt vereint, in tratsch entzweit" and "support your local cum dump"]

charming. fun. would get your grandma to gasp, probably. 9/10 🌈

[ID: The Group "Volksoper Wien" holding signs saying "Mama, Papa, ich muss euch was sagen: Ich liebe Operette", "Volksoper Wien: Queer seit 1898" and "125 Jahre Volksoper: man ist nie zu alt, um sich zu outen!"]

Extremely funny. Love it. Love that such a old, prestigious institution is at pride. 10/10 🌈

[ID: A sign saying "Heten Wahnsinn stoppen"]

Short, sweet, extremely funny, great reference, i love it 1000/10 🌈

Bonus:

Ace Santa :)

[xolilith]

[00:00] Choi Seungcheol

Às onze e meia da noite parece que todos os ruídos do mundo estão dentro da sua cabeça. Você massageia as têmporas, como se pudesse aliviar um pouco da bagunça e cansaço que te apetece.

As letras do texto que você ainda tenta ler parecem desconectadas entre si, faz seus olhos arderem, de forma que o óculos de leitura se tornam irrelevantes.

Deixa o cansaço vencer, debruçado-se sobre a escrivaninha, a cabeça apoiada sobre o braço. Então você tenta decidir entre dormir sozinha ou ir até o quarto de Choi Seungcheol. Levanta os olhos para fitar seus lençóis rigorosamente arrumados, frios.

A segunda opção parece tão mais atrativa então. Por isso você arrasta os pés cobertos pela meia pelo corredor. O apartamento que você dividia com ele e outros dois amigos estava silencioso. O silêncio incomum faz com que você se sinta estranha. Não gosta. Daria tudo pra ouvir um dos palavrões de Wonwoo em meio aos jogos, ou uma das risadas escandalosas de Mingyu.

Apressa os passos até a última porta do corredor. Algumas horas antes Seungcheol a chamou para se juntar a ele, só para dormir. O convite sendo feito em conjunto com um beijinho preguiçoso plantado no seu pescoço quase a fez desistir de todo aquele trabalho acadêmico e se juntar a ele, mas o dever foi mais forte. Por isso, você não se surpreende com a porta destrancada.

O quarto aquecido te recebe com todo o perfume de Seungcheol espalhado. Não perde tempo em se enfiar de baixo das cobertas, abraçá-lo por trás. Enfia o rosto nas costas dele.

O Choi pisca os olhos sonolentos em meio ao breu ao sentir as mãos geladas o tocarem. Mas logo relaxa ao perceber que é você. Ele aperta os olhos em direção ao relógio de cabeceira, constatando o horário.

– Você só veio agora? – A voz carrega uma pitada de julgamento ao indagar, mas antes que ele pudesse te recriminar, você corta.

– Tudo dói, Seungcheol... – Choraminga, dramática, fazendo beicinho. – Não brigue comigo agora.

Seungcheol suspira, vira para que você pudesse deitar sobre o peito firme e aconchegante. Você crispa os lábios num sorrisinho, esfrega a bochecha sobre o tecido da camisa dele. O corpo automaticamente parece relaxar pela presença tórrida, o toque carinhoso do Choi.

Ele aperta mais os braços ao seu redor, como se pudesse fundi-la a ele. Beija preguiçosamente o topo da sua cabeça. A voz baixinha e rouca sussurra:

– Você pode dormir agora, uh? Dormir nos meus braços, anjo.

Você assente, sempre se sentia protegida com ele. Dormiria segura nos braços de Choi Seungcheol.

[spurgie-cousin]

this is why I get so riled up when people treat Tiffany like a victim of the Bates family, like no she married a shitty person because she is ALSO a shitty person 🙃

Tiffany Bates gives advice on dating gay men?

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A post shared by Tiffany Espensen Bates (@tiffypics)

In Tiffany's new IG Reel, she says good dating advice is "if he's acting like a fruit, let that mango"

Comments Include:

Lawson: "Bringin’ the wisdom 💯" and "Periodt"

Kelly: "😂😂😂😂😂"

Claire Langdon: "Love it 😂"

Rando: "WWJD? (probably not tell homophobic jokes)"

Rando: "So refreshing to hear a clean joke!!!"

[spurgie-cousin]

ok I'm watching Alyssa & Katie's pregnancy Q&A here's what stuck out or what I just want to bitch about:

1. Weirdest craving: Alyssa's was bbq chips on a sandwich, which Katie said 'ew', and her's was spicy 'Ray-man' (Ramen) noodles with peanut butter M&Ms (way grosser imho than chip sandwiches, which actually sound good). In a later question they say they both have been craving Little Cesar's pizza and crazy bread.

2. Most unexpected thing about pregnancy/postpartum: both agree that they had no idea how constipated they'd be from the medications they have to take lol. Katie is so embarrassed admitting this that he ears turn red and says she starts sweating (oh my sweet summer child). Alyssa says for postpartum it was just all the pain and soreness that lingers for so long.

3. One thing that's not talked about that you wish you were prepared for: Katie says she wasn't prepared for so much interrupted sleep during pregnancy, she expected her sleep issues to begin after the baby was born. Alyssa says post partum, she had crazy night sweats that she was not at all anticipating.

4. Hardest thing to give up while pregnant: Alyssa says sex, especially in your first trimester when you're nauseous, she says that's when she has the hardest time doing the deed and misses it. Katie turns bright red and says "I can't believe you said that!", I say hell yea Alyssa for admitting you miss the D. Katie gets too embarrassed to even answer.

5. How to deal with stretch marks: Alyssa says she doesn't worry about it so much because she believes them to be genetic (I'm inclined to agree with her but not sure tbh). Katie says she just rubs herself down with every product she can find every night just in case one of them works lol.

6. Worst part of postpartum: Alyssa again says that she misses getting some on the regular which, kudos to her libido tbh. I mean I get it, those hormone fluctuations have to suck when you can't act on them lol, Katie is again visibly uncomfy of course (on one hand I get why, on the other it's not like Alyssa is going into vivid detail or anything but whatever).

7. (Just for Katie) What has been the most surprising part of pregnancy for you?: Katie literally says that she was surprised pregnancy wasn't more..............glamorous. Which I find to just be an absolutely absurd thing for someone who's known so many pregnant women to say, like do they all really communicate this little about what it's actually like??? She actually says that she thought it was going to be all cute bump photos and outfits and now that she's sick and struggles to put on makeup most mornings she's having a rude awakening like, I'm sorry I know she's young and ignorant but this has to be one of the most completely ignorant things I've heard any of them say. If there's anything these bozos should at least be partial experts on its babies and pregnancy, and none of Katie's sisters have had 'glamorous' pregnancies?? That one got me riled up lol.

8. (For Alyssa) if this is going to be your last pregnancy, how do you plan to prevent other pregnancies in the future?: She isn't sure and says she's still looking into her options for now. She cuts her answer short by saying this question might actually be a little too personal which ??? you just mentioned your (apparently vigorous) sex life not once but twice and I don't get how that's any less personal, especially in your corner of the Christian universe, but ok (I guess maybe baby prevention could really be that much more taboo than even openly talking about sex).

9. A pregnant follower who's afraid of tearing asks Alyssa if she's ever experienced it: Alyssa says yes, esp with her first baby she had to get stitches. Katie says tearing and aftercare are her worst fears along with pooping during birth. Alyssa says she's also afraid of pooping and it's happened to her once so far (don't get me wrong I love that she's being so candid but again how is this less personal than birth control).

10. Is sex weird when you're pregnant?: Alyssa is again the only one that answers, Katie gets red and looks away from the camera (oh c'mon Katie). Alyssa says yes, when you're 9 months pregnant and huge sometimes you gotta get creative (that made me lol).

11. Is it normal for husbands and wives (in their world I'm assuming) to talk about the details of pregnancy?: Alyssa says it depends, and that some guys aren't as interested as others or maybe only overhear stuff that sisters are discussing with each other. Katie says she feels like she can talk openly with Travis about everything so far (which at first I was like great!), Alyssa jokes that Travis can watch this video to help prepare him. Katie says "omg no I'd be too embarrassed!!" and my previous optimism about their open communication deflates lol. At this point I'm like ok, I mean this in the nicest of ways but grow up tf Katie. Alyssa's mentioned MARRIED sex in the *vaguest* of terms and you haven't said anything even remotely scandalous (unless you count poop as scandalous), that shouldn't be embarrassing in front of your hubs of all people girl!!

12. How did you know you were ready to start having kids?: Alyssa says she doesn't know if she ever felt 100% ready and that she's not sure if that's even something that's possible (I agree!). She adds that as long as the circumstances are good, you can afford it, you're in a good place with your partner, and you're otherwise as prepared as you can be, just go for it if you know it's something you want for yourself (Katie doesn't answer but nods).

13. How do you avoid repeating baby names in such a large family?: Both Alyssa and Katie say repeating names or having similar names isn't something the family really worries about, because it's understood that with so many people, you're bound to run into duplicates or similarities at some point. They both seem very nonchalant about it and I wish all the people who think similar-sounding baby names cause big drama in their families could hear that lol.

14. Do you get annoyed when people touch your pregnant belly?: Both say no if it's family or good friends, but that they don't really like being touched by strangers or acquaintances as much and I'm totally with them there. I think it's weird as hell to just touch a stranger's stomach without consent. Katie says she's not comfortable telling people not to touch her though, so when it happens she just kind of stands there with a strained smile (aw).

15. Baby item that you don't think is useful or is silly: Alyssa says baby wipe warmer lol, which is always something I've thought is silly so it's good to have that confirmation. She says you're grabbing wipes on the run so much that it's not worth it to get your kids used to warm wipes bc they'll just freak out when they have to be changed elsewhere with cold ones. Katie says she has one on her registry and shopped for a long time to find the exact right one 😂

Overall I thought the video was super cute and entertaining, I love the dynamic between Alyssa and Katie where they're kind of polar opposites but really good friends. I really appreciated Alyssa's answers more than I expected, I think she's just gotten to that phase of life where she realizes it's silly to be uptight about things that are just facts of life and I can appreciate that.

Katie mentions being uncomfortable again in their sign-off and says that she talked about things in this video that she usually doesn't even talk to her sisters about, which again makes me a little sad bc I really hoped they'd be closer and more open than that (hopefully she's just saying for youtube because she's embarrassed and shy). I just think if that's true and she can't talk to her sisters about sex or bodily functions or pregnancy who can she talk to about that stuff, ya know? Travis I would hope, but she kinda kibosh'd that as well. They end with Alyssa promising they'll do it again, and that Katie won't be so bashful next time 😂