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Lol

Bae: Wanna watch a movie? Me: Absolutely! Also Me, approx 2 min later:

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When u & ur Bestie love throwing shade at the same person.

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When ur crush is at a party & ur Bestie texts u telling u to hurry the F up and get there.

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Here we go

When you’re 90% nice but 10% naughty. 

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#TFW you have a project due on Wednesday but you turn it in on Tuesday.

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When everyone single one of your friends gets a snow day but you have to go into work.

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When you start a conversation with someone at a party and immediately regret it.

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I dont Understand...

When you wake up thinking it’s Friday but it’s only Thursday.

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When you get home from a long day and there's not a drop of alcohol in the house.

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When happy hour is about to end but you and the crew are just getting started.

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When it’s been a long day and it’s not even noon yet.

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When your bestie finally gets the courage to chat up the hot guy at the bar.

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Me trading in my delicious wine for nutritious water during sober January.

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When you're home for the Holidays and your siblings start arguing.

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When you catch your reflection while walking past a mirror and you look so good you just have to strike a pose. 

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When you go home for the Holidays and your relatives swarm to pinch your cheeks and ask when you're getting married.