#nyan talks about arknights

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I would love to host an Um Actually Arknights edition…

If you don’t know what I’m talking about Um Actually is a game show about nerds correcting and being pedantic about “facts” that the host reads out. Look it up I recommend it! It’s fun and I wanna do an Arknights version…

Like saying: “In the very first Arknights Event, Grani and the Knights Treasure, Skadi made her debut as a feared bounty hunter who Grani runs into on Grani’s quest to find the aforementioned “Knight’s Treasure”. Dubbed “The Walking Catastrophe”, the two eventually team up to achieve their respective goals.”

And the answer would be: “Um, Actually, Grani was there to subdue the bounty hunters that were harassing the village as a result of RUMORS about the Knight’s Treasure, finding the Knight’s Treasure is just a part of that.”

Unfortunately I am bad at lore so some loremaster would need to help me out if I were to do this

But hey if you’re interested here’s a couple questions for you! If you want to answer them, you must proceed your answer with “Um, Actually”. PS: You’re meant to be very pedantic about even the wording of these questions, so nitpick all you want!

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1. Shining and Nightingale are six star medic operators who excel in giving their allies resistance to physical and Arts damage. They are unique in that they are 2/3 of the Followers, a small faction that includes Nearl, and the fact that they are the only two medics who can provide shields to their allies which block physical and arts attacks respectively.

2. Bolivar, the Nation of Two Suns, is a nation based on Latin America. There are only four Operators that come from this nation, being Tequila, La Pluma, Caper, and Greyy. Caper being the most recent. Predominantly populated by Perros, this sunny nation has a tumultuous history.

3. Rhodes Island's Elite Operators are their top operators which include Pith, Touch, Sharp, Tulip, Weedy, Stormeye, and Blaze. In Blaze's operator record, we see that accepting the position is a very important affair.

4. Alters, while a constant point of contention in the history of the Arknights Fanbase, show the growth of an operator and how their characters change and grow over time. The first Alter, Kroos the Keen Glint, was introduced in Who Is Real (which was also the first Sui-related event) also had a Base skill which got more powerful as you obtained more Alters.

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If I made any mistakes, please correct me!

[nyantodamax145]

I'd be on my way to make a SMAU of Arknights if it weren't for the fact that the app I used before got shut down ;-;

can we as the arknights fandom come together to try and make a list of which arknights characters canonically have in-universe social media and what said socials are. i think that'd be funny

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BRYOPHYTA SKIN AND HE HAS HIS WHOLE TIDDY OUT I WIN

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!!TRADE REQUEST!!

With @whooiew

You receive: 2 frames of Kafsant in my animation

I get:

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My in-progress Lumen Shrine

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Just learned a very important detail about Gravel's identity, she's a prairie dog, and guess what prairie dogs do

Gravel is still permanently in E0 Lvl 1 jail.

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Jesus Christ Nian sounded TERRIBLE in that livestream…

Also watching her butcher Daheng and Tianqi and *Dage* was agony please how do you mess up DAGE THAT BAD ITS TWO WORDS 大哥AND WHY DO YOU SOUND SO STIFF NIAN WTF

Also AMIYA REFERRED TO LMD AS LUMEN DOLLARS??? MY HUSBAND IS NOT MONEY THANK YOU!!!

Zuo Le and Shu’s VAs ate though great pronunciation from both of them excellent

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I’m currently in China and I have one relative here who is very happy to indulge my Arknights addiction by finding me places that sell official Arknights merch. Unfortunately my Chinese is not the best so my responses can be… limited.

However, WeChat has a frankly delightful amount of Arknights stickers for me to make hieroglyphics with.

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On top of Jordi being back, did you see that new character that looks like a potential Beepy relative

Yes! Lucilla right? I love how she looks!

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I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO ACCESS TUMBLR FOR A BIT BUT

LOOK LOOK LOOK AT MY HUSBAND HES BACK MY BELOVED JORDI YOU LOOK GREAT IN YOUR INQUISITION UNIFORM SWEETIE YOU’RE DOING GREAT MWAH MWAH MWAH ILYILYILY

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Ok I’m getting REALLY desperate now I saw a REALLY COOL LOOKIN ELYTHORNS COMIC AND I JIST. TWITTER AUTO REFRESHED GUY I NEED HELP FINDING IT I THINK THORNS LOST AN ARM BUT PLEAAAAASE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT I NEED TO SEE HOW IT ENDS I

B E G

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Now the April Fools event was great but GOD I wish they made an option to fast forward or skip the dialogue.

U-Chan does have silly things to say, but after you stream once or twice the inbetween sections get boring

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Only Lumen and Whisperain are exempt from being pranked

No actually Lumen's a wimp Rubio is hotter

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We need Jordi to meet Sad Edgy Goat

Jordi would be his therapist

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Lumen is the arknights version of Jesus, he will save us all

He's so good, no Eyjalter needed, he's amazing and Eyjalter could never do what he does Lumen is fantastic

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So imagine that for their module Tactician Vanguards and their summons also get the Charger Vanguard Trait but for Vigil Specifically alongside a big stat increase for his wolves the more wolf heads he has the more DP he generates per kill

I am huffing copium