#nya sempai

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[qarameiio]

*pees cutely* sempai uwu <3 nya~ rawr x3 *nuzzles*

[ee-furoido]

TwstOBer Day 6

For TwstOBer Day 6 prompt: CAT, from @raven-at-the-writing-desk‘s prompts found here. Ah, a bit of levity once more. Floyd sometimes comes up with the best ideas. All Prompts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

“Alright, I’m heading out.” Azul stepped onto the lounge floor, adjusting his tie and brushing off the stray dust on his sleeve. “Jade, the restaurant is in your hands while I’m gone.”

“Of course, Azul, leave it to me. Do give your parents our greetings.” Jade smiles from his position behind the bar, polishing the glasses for that afternoon’s opening. Floyd lazily waves a hand from over the back of one of the booths, taking in a last-minute nap before he’s put to work. Azul gives a curt nod to the twins and heads out of the Mostro Lounge, called away for a family gathering.

Before the door to the restaurant had even snapped completely shut, Floyd had climbed over the back of the booth and scrambled to the stool at the bar, leaning his elbows on the counter, his cheeks squished into his fists, a wide, Cheshire-cat like grin on his face.

“Hey, Jaaaaaade~ I have an idea~”

“Fufufu, what do you have in mind, Floyd?”

The quick scramble that followed for the Octavinelle wait staff was one that they never had the displeasure of doing before. Floyd was in charge of procuring the extra guests (which of course meant that one of the other students would do it instead). Jade took care of adjusting everyone’s attire for the evening, as well as updating the menu for the spur of the moment themed night. Soon enough, the restaurant had been transformed into a high-end cat café.

Jade’s magical pen flashed as he affixed the cat ears on the head on the last of the waitstaff, timid and perpetually nursing an upset stomach Octavinelle A-kun.

“J-Jade-sempai, I’m allergic to cats, can I please be removed from the floor?” He could feel his nose start to itch at all the felines crowding the Lounge, the calico rubbing up against his leg not helping. Jade clapped a hand onto his shoulder.

“Of course, Octa A-san. If you’d prefer, I can switch you into the kitchen. Floyd can use another sous chef.” His smile almost twinkled in the ambiance of the restaurant, a semblance of innocent in what is almost certainly a threat. Octa A-kun gulped and gave a nervous chuckle, shaking his head. The fuzzy green cat ears atop his temple twitched.

“I’ll- I’ll manage!” He rushed off to the other end of the restaurant, to get as far away from his terrifying manager as much as possible, falling onto the shoulder of his friend Octa B-kun.

Jade chuckled and waved his magical pen one more time, for his own magical transformation sequence. Pointed teal cat ears appeared on his head, small tufts of black at the base, while a long curling teal tail wrapped around his leg. He chuckled as he scratched at the ears, the sensitive tips tweaking away from his fingers.

The dining room and waitstaff set, he set himself up at the host station, looking over some of the new names of the items on the menu: Purr Unfortunate Sole, Catfish Bur-grr, Meow-rinated Salmon Fillet. Another faint laugh escaped his lips. Sometimes levity was the best way to go about with the day.

Exactly at 2:30pm, the doors to the Mostro Lounge opened up, and Jade greeted the incoming guests with a wide, practiced customer service smile.

“Welcome to the Nya-stro Lounge!”

Azul sighed as he let himself back into the Octavinelle dormitory after a long day, changing out of his suit and back into his dorm uniform, ready to dive back into the work he had left behind as he went to deal with his rather stressing parents. It’s only a short walk to the Mostro Lounge on the outskirts of the dorm, and despite his legs tired from a day of swimming, he briskly made his way to the restaurant, intent on settling down in his office at the back of the VIP room.

The Lounge was just as he left it, almost to the exact scene. Floyd was lounging on a different booth, his head barely lifted to register that Azul had walked in. Jade was behind the counter once more, putting away the plates from the completed service.

“Jade, Floyd, no issues, I take it?” he asked, removing his hat as he stepped up to the counter. Jade shot back an impassive smile.

“Of course not, we had quite a mundane evening. Isn’t that right, Floyd?”

“Yeah yeah, Jade~” Floyd drawled, sitting up and placing his chin on the back of the booth. “Nothing fun at allll.” Azul raised an eyebrow at his lopsided grin, almost doubting his words. He sighed and shook his head, waving a dismissive hand at the two.

“Alright, well, if you shall need me, I’ll be in the VIP room. There are a few contracts I need to look over before I sign them over to the students.”

He goes to pass by them, but is immediately waylaid by the creature that came out of the kitchen. Standing on his two feet, grumpily putting his hands on his hips, shouting from knee-high.

“Hey! You Identical Jerks! I can’t believe you’d make my magnificent self clean up after the mess today! I told you before, I’m not a cat!” Grim huffed, jumping onto a stool at the bar. “Do you know how long it took to herd all those cats out of here? I better be getting paid for this, yanno!”

Jade chuckled. “Oya, Grim-san, you’re the one who decided to eat four meals without the madol to pay for it. It’s only natural for you to pay us back in some way. I don’t see why we should be giving you anything.”

“Ehehe~ Unless you wanna be washing our dishes again Azarashi-chan~” Floyd’s voice called out from the booths. Grim gave a light recoil and shook his head, memories of how hard it was for him to get rid of the prunes from his fingertips and the suds out of his fur the last time he had to do so. He slumped onto the counter, sniffling.

“You. Two.” Azul said, stiffly, his brow furrowed. The twins turned to him slowly, having completely forgotten that he was there.

“Ah-“ Jade paused, feeling a light sweat crawl down his temple.

“Ehehe~” Floyd laughed, ready for the billowing anger radiating from Azul as he stood in the center of the Mostro Lounge, overhearing Grim’s complaints.

“What did you two do while I was gone?”

[thorymdn]

@gorrionblue un dibujo se renko sempai que hice hoy nya ~~ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSyS92nriyT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tuggeriisms]

namjoon/shrek hentai

"shrek lean over. have u been a good boy for daddy." namjoon smirk. namjoon pulls down pants. shrek purr. shrek smack namjoon ass with a paddle. shrek hit namjoon with his mighty green cock. "oh shove that in my warm behind shrek fuckboi." namjoon demands shaking dat ass.

shrek fucks namjoon. "fuck yeah screem like a kitty maid bitch. who ur sempai. say it loud."

"i'm your kitty made. i'm neko nya nya nya."

"sughoi." shrek yells as he cums. he stokes namjoon dick. namjoon cums. "this is madness. this is sparta." shrek knocks down a door with his dick. he beats the guards with namjoon. he walk into jyp.

"hey chan sit how about u leave felix for a moment to get in my swamp."

Namjoon ties up Chan. Chan is horny and needy. "fuck daddy shrek. stick in me. i'm ready." shrek dick grows tenticles.

"namjoon said daddy omg your dick so awesome."

shrek fucks both namjoon and chan with his dick. they all cum. they can't have babies cuz they male. shrek scream of nihilism. his cum fills jyp. everyone swim in shrek cum.

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//what in the actual fuck was in my inbox

[bunkins]

nya sempai sdod u wanan to make hanve hold hands uwwuwo wowo !!1!1 :333c

what

[tedsminion]

sempai 😍😍 /j

nya ichi ni san nya arigato

[syafirapr]

Jadi Harus Kolaborasi atau Adu Pikiran?

saya baru saja kepikiran, mungkin yang namanya perbedaan pendapat benar-benar bisa membuat sakit hati. ya, saya bukan mikirin tentang perbedaan pendapat yang gimana-gimana, tapi aksi setelahnya.

sebagai orang yang harmonisasinya dominan, mencari jalan tengah dan mengkolaborasikan ide adalah hal yang menyenangkan dan menenangkan bagi saya. rasanya di dunia memang sudah tidak baik punya batas yang telalu ketat, karena ya semua orang sudah tidak punya batas lagi.

ada teman saya yang berpikiran sama kayak saya, membebaskan dan mengharmonisasi semua pemikiran di sekitarnya. tapi ada juga loh teman fira yang merasa mengkolaborasikan pikiran adalah hal yang aneh dan cenderung merupakan kemunduran. saya ngerti sih sebenernya, karena sehilang apapun batas seseorang, sebisa mungkin tetap memegang teguh nilai-nilai yang dia punya.

tapi saya jadi bingung kadang, apa emang di dunia ini harus ada adu gagasan? gabisakah semua gagasan itu dibicarakan baik-baik lalu dikompromikan?

tapi saya mikir juga sih mungkin gabisa, tapi memang sikap kita yang paling bisa kita atur. contohnya pandangan terhadap islam yang bahkan bagi setuap ummatnya punya arti yang berbeda-beda. tapi apapun isi kepala dan hatinya, hablum minannas - nya pastinya harus tetap dijaga dong ya.

yap sempai saat ini kesimpulan syafira seperti itu. isi pikiran tiap orang memang berbeda, dan mungkin harus berbeda agar ada pengingat karena kita tidak ada yang sempurna. tapi bagaimana kita menyikapinya, kita harus jadi manusia yang adaptif di segala waktu.

[ecrivainsolitaire]

*sigh*

I promise myself I'd never let it come to this

But if it can't be helped

*deep inhale*

Sempai's wishes are my commands desu nya! (≧▽≦)

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[yaniasogames]

hey my nyas!!!! (｡･ω･｡) this is my SEXY 💋👄💦😖 and CUTE 😍💕🌈😳 uniclone desu~✨ nyani-chan 💓💗💓 and ummmmm 😳😳😳🌈🌈🌈😳😳😳 his sugar sweet sempai iz BAWWY-CHAN!!!! 🐱🐈💓💕💗💕💗💕💗💕💗❤💋❤💖 🐶🐕

so yea 😻😻😻 bai!!!!!! XD

(@sparklecarehospital im literally being held hostage to make this help)

[millennialdemon]

I know I said I wasn’t going to watch any new anime in 2019 (and evidently I haven’t been watching much anime from past seasons despite saying I’d do that, too, nya)... but listen. The urge to check out all the premieres I possibly can is too much for me to deny! I promise I ain’t liveblogging this horrible garbage, but here’s some first impressions... Round 1!

--To The Abandoned Sacred Beasts

Dull, contrived, and dreadful art, animation, and character designs - but it picked up in the last 5 minutes. Not in actual quality, but just in entertainment value: The “betrayal” was so tepid and the protagonist’s motivation going forward in the series is incomprehensibly ridiculous. Like I’m sorry, I’m supposed to be rooting for a guy named Hank (no offense to any Hanks out there... but oof) who is going to kill all of his comrades because his batshit crazy not-gf who literally shot him with intent to put him down like Old Yeller insisted, based on ONE GUY GOING BERSERK, that it’s The Right Thing to kill everyone? And he’s getting revenge on Cain for “betraying” her by killing her and not going along with the “righteous” plan to mercy kill everyone? 

“I can’t believe Cain isn’t going along with her plan to murder everyone, including me, and him!, what an evil bastard. I’m getting revenge!”

Uh huh... you want me to think Cain is off his rocker just because he did a maniacal laugh, when this girl decided that the only way to fix her mistake of creating human-monster hybrids for war was taking them out back and putting them down. And she’s not even portrayed as unstable or malicious, she’s framed like a martyr, like this is the desperate last resort and she’s so sad about it, when we didn’t see her look for any other solution? And you think I’m going to support a captain who’s gonna turn on all his comrades so quickly at the recommendation of his dead crush, when anyone with a braincell knows the real enemy is war-mongering human generals so eager to toss aside any graciousness to the monster who won their wars for them...

You’ve gotta laugh!

3/10, but upped to 5/10, for naming the villain, literally, fully, and unironically: Cain Madhouse. I stan a King. 

--Magical Sempai

This was just plainly disgusting and wildly mean-spirited; and honestly, you can parse that much just by looking at the poster alone. Ecchi Shinies on top of knit fabric sweater vests of high school age girls... there is absolutely no hope for this. 

Where Dagashi Kashi was wasted potential thanks to awful fanservice and extremely boring hetero bs, the lead Hotaru was at least a competent expert and had a lot of charisma, despite her design that reeks of authorial freakery. The protagonist girl in Magical Sempai not only looks like a h*ntai character plucked from the same set as Hotaru, but her existence is also the literal punch line of the show because of her constant (often sexualized!) failure. And in that way, this title also reminded me of Aho Girl, which is about as bad of a comparison as you can earn because Aho Girl was easily one of the worst - and most overtly malicious and misogynistic - titles of 2017. 

Easy 0/10. Completely worthless and actively harmful. 

--Are You Lost?

Where Magical Sempai sexualized the incompetence of teen girls, Are You Lost? opted to sexualize the competence of high school girls as they survive on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean! Which in addition to being just as awful, was also squirm-worthy for the obvious displays of k*nks, of which I will not detail because they are heinous.

It turns out that women, and even underage girls, can do literally anything, even survive and fight for their lives, and men will figure out a way to sexualize it and exploit them. Male Fantasies Male Fantasies Male Fantasies...

Another easy 0/10 for being worthless and actively harmful, and an additional -2 points for making me feel a vague despair at my own state of being a woman on this Godforsaken earth. 

All of this is to say that Summer 2019 is turning out to be a fucking awful season for anime. So ends the first round of first impressions... see you in a few days once some, hopefully, for the love of God, better premieres air. 

[depeu]

Sebelum Pakai Toga.

“cindo mak nyak ja buk?” (dalam bahasa komering yang artinya “aku cantik nggak buk?”)

Kukirimkan pesan whatsapp itu kepada ibukku bersama dengan foto terbaikku pagi itu sebelum acara yudisium fakultas, she is my guardian angel in the world. Tentu saja dibalas dengan pujian agar hati gadis besarnya ini bahagia sambil senyum senyum saat membacanya. Ehe.

Saat acara berlangsung haru sekali rasanya, yang biasanya nyanyi lagu hyme UIN itu biasa aja gitu nggak terlalu meresapi. Tapi kali ini beda, saat instrumen dimulai mata udah berat haha, apalagi disampingku Iis Sholehah yang lebih nggak bisa menahan airmata.

Selain menyanyikan hymne UIN, yang membuat makin sedih adalah saat pemanggilan nama wisudawan sekaligus pengalungan gordon oleh Dekan FSH Pak Tholabie dan penyerahan piagam oleh Kaprodi HK Ibu Mesraini beserta Sekrpodi hehe. Terimakasih bapak ibu dosenku yang ganteng ganteng dan cantik cantik atas segala ilmu dan kesabarannya selama ini dalam memberikan kuliah pada kami yang sering ngantuk dikelas ini. Hiks.

Kepada Pak Afwan, dosen pembimbing terbaik yang pernah kutemui hehe ya iyalah orang skripsian sekali doang selama kuliah. Terimakasih ya pak atas semua kesabaran dan kebaikan bapak membimbing skripsi saya dari awal sempai selesai, terakhir ketemu pas saya nyerahin form bimbingan ya pak. Semoga bapak sehat dan bahagia selalu, keliling dunia terus pak hehe.

Meskipun tidak kutulis di urutan pertama setelah Allah, mereka adalah malaikat tak bersayap yang kupunya, kekasih hati, belahan jiwa, penyejuk hati, panutan hidup, tak bisa kujelaskan lebih dalam tentang keduanya, everything lah pokoknya tuh. Dialah ayah ibukku yang telah mengantarkanku pada titik ini, tangga pendidikan ke 4 dalam hidupku setelah SD, SMP, MA. iya aku nggak sekolah TK haha. Bukan soal yang mudah saat mampu membiayai 3 anak perempuannya yang sama-sama sekolah, satu adikku masih dipesantren satu lagi kelas 4 SD. Dengan jerih payah keringat ayah dikantor dan ibu didapur serta banyak pengorbanan yang tak terhitung lagi nilainya. 

Merekalah semangatku, merekalah hidupku. Hehe iya selain menjadi kepala keluarga, ayah lah satu-satunya tulang punggung dikeluarga kami karena memang beliau tak mengizinkan ibuk bekerja dengan berbagai alasan. Namun ayah tak pernah mengeluh didepan kami, tak pernah menolak atau sampai marah saat kami tiba-tiba menelpon untuk minta kiriman tambahan, karena ayah selalu yakin dan percaya bahwa setiap anak itu punya rezekinya masing-masing. Walau tak semua yang kami mau ayah turuti, karena dengan itu ayah mengajarkan kami untuk siap dan nerimo dalam kondisi apapun. Ayah adalah sosok pria yang bertanggung jawab baik saat memimpin keluarga, memimpin kantor maupun saat dipimpin orang lain. Sedangkan ibuk adalah sosok bunda idaman seluruh anak didunia ini, ibuk adalah contoh istri dan ibu terbaik yang kupunya. Terimakasih Ayah Ibuk, i love you both.

Contoh sepele dalam kehidupanku, aku sering pulang kerumah menggunakan bis, namun saat balik kejakarta kadang aku pengennya naik pesawat biar cepet gitu eh salah biar nggak capek walau jarak dari rumah ke bandara itu lumayan jauh dan itu sering dituruti oleh ayah, tapi sering bukan berarti selalu. Aku tau ayah mampu hanya untuk mengeluarkan uang ongkos pesawatku yang tak sampai 1 juta, namun lagi lagi ayah mengajarkan kami untuk tidak manja yang apa apa maunya selalu harus terpenuhi. Disitulah pelajaran yang kudapat, kadang aku merasa ayah pelit tidak mau nuruti apa yang kumau astaghfirullah itu bisikan setan put, nggak kau ingat emang selama ini ayah kurang apa hehehe jadi pangen nangis tapi malu karena ini nulisnya lagi distudio foto nemenin rama motret haha.

Sebenernya diawal aku ingin menceritakan tentang ibukku yang sore itu menggemaskan saat dijalan pulang kekosan setelah yudisium, aku iseng video call ibuk dirumah. Setelah diangkat aku kaget kok ibuk nangis, terus aku tanya “lah ibuk kenapa?”, sambil berderai airmata ibuk jawab “i..buk ter..haru liat anak..nya su..dah ja..di sar..jana” hahaha aku malah ketawa entah bingung mau respon apa. Harusnya kujawab saat itu juga bahwa aku sampai dititik ini juga karena ayah dan ibuk. Tapi apalah daya aku takut malah ikutan nangis, jadi kusimpan sampai hari ini saat aku menulis ini.

Semoga sehat dan bahagia selalu ayah ibuk, see you tomorrow dibandara ya. Kuhadiahkan toga wisuda ini untuk ayah dan ibukku yang suka marah tapi aku tetap sayang hahaha.

Pamulang, 28 November 2019.

[hotstuffhotdog]

:3:3:3:3 konnichiha sempai!! ongenki desu ka??? -

[i-miss-my-90gb]

i kissu ur faceu sempai chan nya

!!!!!!omg

[captainnagibator228]

Nya Sempai ^___________________________^