#nvm tucker. hes normal

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do you guys think octave and kiyoteru wld get along

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The Blood of Humans and Vampires

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by CrazyAssFangirl

Tweek has always had a dark secret. He's a vampire. None of his friends know, except now, a rogue vampire is on the loose in South Park, and an aristocratic vampire is coming to South Park to deal with the "little" problem. How will the guys deal with this when they find out they have five vampires in their hometown? Will they stand by Tweek, or turn on him? Will they live, or die? So basically, just another normal day in South Park, Colorado. The quiet little red neck mountain town where people go to hell in a gift basket, and then Satan gives them back with a stamp across their foreheads in red saying "I don't want this bullshit. Take it back."

Words: 2971, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Bebe Stevens, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park), Damien Thorn, Jimmy Valmer, Original South Park Character(s), Clyde Donovan, Ike Broflovski, Firkle (South Park), Other bitchass South Park people

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Butters Stotch, Token Black/Clyde Donovan, Clyde Donovon/Bebe Stevens (Best fucking friends), Ike Broflovski/Firkle, Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens/Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman/ No one, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park)/Damien Thorn

Additional Tags: wtf am I doing?, gay ass shit, Tweek DOES NOT FUCKING SPARKLE, What do you do when your boyfriend/friend is a vampire?, You give them your blood of course, Clyde is brave, Clyde respects Tweek motherfucking Tweak, Kenny Dies, Everyone remembers each of his deaths, Butters is innocent, They are not going to drink Butters' cum again, that was a mistake, Oh My God, I'm so going to hell, Update Semantically Challenged TeamAlphaQ, please?, I don't even know what I'm doing by this point, Craig and the other guys are gay as SHIT, Tweek's mom actually cares about him, Tweek's dad though..... not so much, South Park has damned humanity to hell, Oh wait. Hell doesn't want crazy people, Damien DESTROYS Pip, If you don't understand why are you here?, Tweek is an awesome vampire, Vampires are like humans, Vampires shouldn't sparkle, I want Demon Ciel to meet Vampire Tweek, Anyone else lonely as shit? Just me? Okay nvm, Kenny and Token working to manipulate someone would be scary af, I hate school!, Nothing should sparkle, Sparkles are gay as shit, Wait..... Craig start sparkling dammit!, I'm not funny. People just think my meanass comments are jokes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Tried, i'm dead inside, There is a cute ass gay couple at my school, Imma go write a gay fanfic about them after this

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2wBn41C

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The Blood of Humans and Vampires

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2wBn41C

by CrazyAssFangirl

Tweek has always had a dark secret. He's a vampire. None of his friends know, except now, a rogue vampire is on the loose in South Park, and an aristocratic vampire is coming to South Park to deal with the "little" problem. How will the guys deal with this when they find out they have five vampires in their hometown? Will they stand by Tweek, or turn on him? Will they live, or die? So basically, just another normal day in South Park, Colorado. The quiet little red neck mountain town where people go to hell in a gift basket, and then Satan gives them back with a stamp across their foreheads in red saying "I don't want this bullshit. Take it back."

Words: 2971, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Bebe Stevens, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park), Damien Thorn, Jimmy Valmer, Original South Park Character(s), Clyde Donovan, Ike Broflovski, Firkle (South Park), Other bitchass South Park people

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Butters Stotch, Token Black/Clyde Donovan, Clyde Donovon/Bebe Stevens (Best fucking friends), Ike Broflovski/Firkle, Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens/Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman/ No one, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup (South Park)/Damien Thorn

Additional Tags: wtf am I doing?, gay ass shit, Tweek DOES NOT FUCKING SPARKLE, What do you do when your boyfriend/friend is a vampire?, You give them your blood of course, Clyde is brave, Clyde respects Tweek motherfucking Tweak, Kenny Dies, Everyone remembers each of his deaths, Butters is innocent, They are not going to drink Butters' cum again, that was a mistake, Oh My God, I'm so going to hell, Update Semantically Challenged TeamAlphaQ, please?, I don't even know what I'm doing by this point, Craig and the other guys are gay as SHIT, Tweek's mom actually cares about him, Tweek's dad though..... not so much, South Park has damned humanity to hell, Oh wait. Hell doesn't want crazy people, Damien DESTROYS Pip, If you don't understand why are you here?, Tweek is an awesome vampire, Vampires are like humans, Vampires shouldn't sparkle, I want Demon Ciel to meet Vampire Tweek, Anyone else lonely as shit? Just me? Okay nvm, Kenny and Token working to manipulate someone would be scary af, I hate school!, Nothing should sparkle, Sparkles are gay as shit, Wait..... Craig start sparkling dammit!, I'm not funny. People just think my meanass comments are jokes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Tried, i'm dead inside, There is a cute ass gay couple at my school, Imma go write a gay fanfic about them after this

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2wBn41C