#nump farkle the omenslayer

[jadedaegis]

STAR WARS EXTENDED UNIVERSE FACT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW:

Baba-Sjchito is the lover of Grunkle Skweeglebopps!! Esteemed for his deeds all across a galaxy far away. Any true Star Wars super-nerd knows who this one is, since he was given the pronouns "he/him" (or at least was deigned as such in canon... you know, since it was the 90s.) after asking not to be referred to by just his name, similar to "caveman speak." This was a deceptively unacknowledged moment of queer history 😔😔😔 If I remember correctly, too, he was a power player in the politics of the empire pre-Anakin! By using his powerful knowledge of the Force that he gained from the communion the two held. This communion was actually the end of the war between the planets Sjchito Sallyndel and Labba-bo-Lakeliurn! Don't forget, though, that Grunkle Skweeglebopps had two forms, and was also known as DARTH SMEGLORR O_O Darth Smeglorr was one of the few female Sith rulers, too, again, due to the 90s. Despite being responsible for the siring of Gideon Groffnir the Grinkus Gladiator. As Darth Smeglorr Grunkle Skweeglebopps demonstrated a fierce control over the planets she had conquered. Anyways, Baba-Sjchito ended up siring three offspring with Grunkle, and they had vivid red hair that showed a linking to the primordial midichlorians. Now, you may be wondering what those are- I was too. I was so distraught when I learned they were a pre-retcon manifestation of the force. All of this knowledge is really hard to find by just searching the internet- I had to read a lot of the extended universe stuff before I found all this. Kept notes and everything. Found old magazines crusted over with Star Wars Juice™ and almost retched opening them;

y'all are lucky to know this