#numbers are weird it's 3am and i just slept for about 8 hours

[iron-niffler]

y'all i walked out of my chem final thinking that optimistically i got a 20 but somehow pulled a 64 according to lms? ofc now im paranoid they just put in placeholder grades or messed up because it's the exact same as my last exam and also WAY higher than i expected i knew next to nothing on that exam

[fawnnandfable]

Prompt List

Send in a number(s) and person and I’ll try my best. Even if they’re not in the tags just request them anyways, I write about almost everyone. It doesn't even have to be a WWE superstar.

1. “There are too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.”

2.  “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

3.  “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”

4. “You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.”

5. “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.”

6. “I’ve only slept nine hours in the last four days.”

7. “I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.”

8. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”

9. “I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”

10. “How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw them under a bus or something?”

11. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

12. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.”

13. “He may not be my soul mate but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.”

15. “Someone ate the only good thing going in my life.”

16. “These are just feelings, they’ll go away.”

17. “Hey, Baby, It’s me. Can you bail me out of jail?”

18. “Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.”

19. “You know what I’d like to do right now? I’d like to hold your hand.”

20. “The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”

21. “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.”

22. “I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it.”

23. “Where’s my candy you son of a bitch?”

24. “The gym, or as I like to call it, the Institute of things I can’t do.”

25. “I have a black eye and I need ice

26. “I tell secrets. It’s just who I am.”

27. “Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life.”

28. “I am not proud of what I am about to say…”

29. “But I don’t want to go outside.”

30. “You should know if you come any closer, I’m not letting you go.”

31. “Talking isn’t going to help me, okay? What’s going to help me is, like, drinking.”

32. “Kiss me like that again, pretty please.”

33. “I want to sleep with you tonight.”

34. “Has anyone told you how cute you are?”

35. “You have no idea how much I love you.”

36.  “What did you say?”

37. “Marry me.”

38. “Are you still awake..?”

39. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

40. “I could kill you right now!”

41. “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

42.“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

43. “Give me cake or give me death.”

44. “I just sometimes get the sudden urge to drop kick a small child across the room but I don’t because its frowned upon.”

45. “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

46. “I would kill for you. Like actual murder.”

47. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

48. “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

49. “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

50. “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

51. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

52. “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

53. “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

54. “The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.”

55. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

56. “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

57. “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

58. “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I sometimes find you repulsive.”

59. “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”

60. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”

61. “You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

62. “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

63. “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

64. “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

65. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

66. “Are you wearing my shirt?”

67. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”

68. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

69. “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

70. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

71. “Would you feel better if I let you hold my hand?”

72. “I’m glad you find my boyfriend attractive, now fuck off.”

73. “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

74. “Do you love her?”

75. “And you wonder why we broke up in the first place.”

76. “Fuck that was so hot.”

77. “You belong with me.”

79.“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

80. “Hey, I’m right here. Shh you’re okay.”

81. “You know I never meant to hurt you, right?”

82. “Did you just call me (Your/Ex’s/Name?)

83. “I’ll give you a blowjob if you go and get me some skittles.”

84. “You mean the world to me.”

85. “I may be drunk but I know for a fact that I love you.”

86. “You smell good.”

87. “That was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.”

88. “What the fuck are you giggling at? it’s 3am.”

89. “Can I be the little spoon tonight?”

90. “You’re mine. You got that?”

91. “You mean everything to me. And I’ll be damned if I were to let you walk out on me right now.”

92. “I swear to god I won’t have sex with you for a whole month if you don’t kill that eight legged motherfucker.”

93. “I know I’m your bestfriend but I want so much more.”

94. “I want kisses.”

95. “You’re mad.”

96. “Sure, go hangout with your ex. I mean, I might as well text mine, too.”

97. “You broke my fucking heart.”

98. “I have to let you go.”

99.“Wow you have nice abs.”

100. “You have such a nice butt.”

[unorthodoxsavvy]

Taggity-Tagged

Hey, so I was tagged by @look-alive-sunshine, also known as the person on here with the best url, also known as Robin, to do a generic ask post, no theme or anything, one of those, yeah, and, um, I’m going to do it.... yeah....

Name: Savanna

Nicknames: Savvy, Savvy the Savage, Lesbian Tree Bitch (@fandomoniumpandemonium ;)

Gender: Bitch

Zodiac: Li-bruh

Height: 5″ 1′

Sexuality: Bisexual Bitch

Hogwarts House: no get out I like labels but not these ones

Favorite Animal(s): Fuckin’ Butterflies m8 (and also cownose stingrays but yeah)

Average Hours of Sleep: Like 8-10

Current Time: 11:57pm but my thoughts are more 3am

Cats or Dogs: bOrk

Number of Blankets Slept With: 1, and one at the foot of my bed as like decoration

Dream Trip: New Orleans

Blog Made: November 2015 (a month after the worse decision of my life KIDDING BOYF I LOVE YOU)

Followers: 558 last I looked

Reason I Joined Tumblr: To talk to someone I met irl who I never spoke to ever on here and kind of don’t regret at all

URL Reason: It’s gonna be my YouTube channel bitches

But like also it’s from that “pick a word to describe yourself” assignment and obv. my nickname from one of my favorite books (at all my followers if you’ve never read Savvy what are you doing with your life)

                                                                                                            KY

Last Name You Heard That Wasn’t Yours: WHAT IS UP MY CRAN      CREW??!! IT’S ETHAN FROM CRANK GAME PLAYS AND TODAY wait what do you mean that’s not all one name

First Nightmare: Okay so this is weird... I was like in a world of blue, a blue field that never ended with a blue house and a blue moon (heh) in a blue sky, and I was always outrunning these criminals, and like I would have to hide on whatever side of the house they weren’t on, and sometimes they would chase me and I would loose them, and sometimes I could go on the roof, I don’t really remember ever going inside, it was just around and around and around and around the house.

Last Song You Looped: Heathens cover by Boston Manor

Do You Put Stickers On Your Laptop Or No: Yeah but I’m cheap so they’re super hero stickers from like Rite Aid and that I’ve gotten at the Doctor’s Office.

Fav Plant: A Quaking Aspen fun fact I wanted one really bad so for Christmas my mom got me one and we planted it and then no one cared for it so its probably dead now anyway

Candy Corn: Yay or Nay: NAY

Weirdest Picture Saved To Your Device: uhhhhh the one that came to mind instantly was from my phone and it’s my boyfriend in a cat head while his cousin makes a face in the background (maybe I’ll add it to this post, you never know)

Fav Blanket: I got a pretty sweet Deadpool blanket I bought with a matching bag and a fake banana on sale waiting in line to meet my favorite actor

ALL RIGHT SO THAT’S ALL FOR MY SH!T ANSWERS AND NOW IT’S TIME TO TAGGITY-TAG PEOPLE you’re literally all going to hate me after this aren’t you

Well I guess I should tag Emory since I dragged our relationship so there you go @ancient-hero consider yourself tagged, and also I’d like to tag @fandomoniumpandemonium because she decided to Officially Title Me lesbian tree bitch which I originally said as a joke but like true also I’ve been talking to her more lately and it’s been 10/10, also I’ll tag @wishes-and-stars cause like you just followed me so idk you like hey tell me about yourself but if you don’t want to ruin your amazing blog aesthetic with this no worries and @wolvesofash cause you’re a pretty swell blog and @be-ghostly because you’ve been all over my dash lately and it’s nice to see you there, and @definitelynotronnie and @justaweirdowithspooks to throw in the dynamic duo of Anti Icons, and last but not least let’s do @b-l-o-g-s, because why not congrats its your unlucky day.

In all seriousness though guys no pressure to do this at all just have a nice day

[thetravelingmama]

10 Crazy, weird things I had to do while pregnant.

                                                                                         (Miniature Baby Chachi!)

This week I saw a Perrier bottle and cringed. Since Mother’s day is just around the corner, that bottle is burned in my brain as one of the biggest memories I have about my pregnancy. Since we’re celebrating Mommy day, I’ll go now back in time and tell you all the stupid, crazy and not so crazy things I decided to do while Mia was in my belly.

1) Since Diet Coke or anything related to spenda or aspartame is not safe when being pregnant (which includes my all time favorite Crystal Light as well, a drink which I religiously drink all day long); I knew I was in big trouble for 10 long months. Juice has always been a no-no in my book because of the calories, so when I knew the pounds would be coming along in a fast way, I hacked my “diet soda”. I bought a shitload of Perrier and diluted a little juice in them to get a “soda like” drink once in a while. What could possibly be the problem with that? Try to do that for 10 damn months straight. You can go nuts.

2) I once woke up in the middle of the night, around 2 am. Why? Because BPA is bad, and for some idiotic reason, I thought we had BPA glasses around the house. Picture a little 5 feet tall with a basketball in her tummy, creeping up in a little step stool, looking at every number of her plastic items to see if they were BPA. Of course, we did not have anything with BPA... I learned after 30 minutes looking at 3am in the damn morning. I went back to bed and never told my husband the idiotic thing I did when he woke up. (But I slept better.) Last minute revision: I didn’t want to touch receipts for a month. I later caved in. Why? Because everything is dangerous and life must go on. Jesus!

3) I loved to argue for hours about how Japanese woman certainly don’t have dickwads telling them that they can’t eat sushi and that not eating it was complete bullshit in my book. One person would touch the subject and I would go on epic rants about how different cultures tell us what we can do and what we can’t do when we’re going to have a baby. I would have even done a Ted Talk called “Let Pregnant women eat Sushi!”. But nope, I never ate one single bite. Dammit.

4) I never read “What to expect when you are expecting”. In fact, I refused to read ANYTHING related to pregnancy other than one book. My kid was given birth fine, thank you very much.

5) I totally took advantage of my pregnancy at banks, movie theaters, government facilities and ANYWHERE where there was a line. All I had to do is exaggerate my belly, walk a little slower, rub it a little and BOOM, someone would say “please let her go first!” Honey, this was the one and only time I was going to have a belly like this, I was going to milk the situation for all its worth.

6) I never had even a sip of wine or alcohol. While other women do, I just knew that it was the right thing to do for me. What I did do was drive bartenders crazy with a little word called “Mocktail”. They hate it. Well, sorry bartenders, but so do we.

7) I spent an obscene amount of money on belly related products... well, only two of them. I rubbed my belly with a special rub made for pregnant women so that I could avoid stretch marks. I bought the same oil product as a famous fashion designer as well, that claimed to save me from stretch marks. You know what? THEY TOTALLY WORKED. Not one! The last bottle of Oil that I bought was so precious, I gave it to one of my cousins as a gift. Expensive? Sure thing. Not having even one mark on my belly? Priceless. (This is not a paid blog, so I won’t be revealing the names of the products, that way my review is completely honest)

8) We did not have a Baby Shower. Why? We wanted to buy everything we liked and not involve anyone else. Since we have weird taste anyway, it was best for us to pick what we thought was cool for our baby. Besides... we hate stupid games, pastel colorrs and huge crowds. Our dear friends understood completely. That’s why we love them.

9) I NEVER listened to ANYONE talking about my pregnancy or my role as a Mom. People have opinions, and they can keep them. I kept calm and went my way.

10) I never went bonkers, got emotional, cried like a lunatic, fought with my husband or any other usual shit that pregnant woman report. Not once. Not even cravings. Weird, huh?

Bonus round: The weirdest thing I did while pregnant - and still do as a Mom? I pass along gifts from people who give me bad vibes. I believe in bad energy and I don’t want my baby around anything like that. Don’t worry if you know me and have received hand me downs from Mia... bad energy gifts are usually exchanged at the store or given to charity.

Why am I writing about this? Well, besides that disturbing Perrier bottle I saw (eeeeek!), yesterday Mia got her XRays at the same place I used to get my pregnancy sonograms. I lovingly told her about when she was in my belly, that Mommy had to come to the same place we were to take pictures of her.

She looked up at me when I finished telling her my sonogram stories, with her big beautiful black eyes... gave me a look that said “whatever, Mom”, and went about her business watching Dora the Explorer.

Oh well, we try. Happy Mothers Day!

[iamnotthereanymore]

[TW: eating disorder stuff, weight talk, relapse stuff, generally bullshit, “do not read”]

i thought i was trying at least a little bit harder over the last few days, and i was sure when i stepped on the scale this morning that the number would be a few pounds higher, and what i saw in the mirror confirmed it in my mind, but the scale disagreed, and told me my weight went down, and i don’t believe it, but i guess in some ways, it’s hard for me to believe i’ve lost any weight at all over the last six months to a year, even though i have, because even i can see it.

i worked this evening, for the fourth day in a row. i was/am so ready to have four days off now. it’s amazing how working just the first three shifts, each only five to six hours long, had me so exhausted and not wanting to go to the fourth shift today.

i didn’t feel well today at work. i didn’t sleep well last night. in fact, i didn’t sleep at all last night; i slept this morning. i went to bed after 6am(?!), was woken up at 8:30am by the doorbell when my sister came over (i got out of bed and opened the door for her because dad wasn’t home, which meant she didn’t stay for long, so i ended up going back to sleep). woke up around 12:30pm, which meant not even six and a half hours of sleep, all told.

and apparently i have not been doing much better with food and eating, like i thought, because i think that’s why i was feeling so shitty tonight. i felt a little bit faint, and had chest pain and shortness of breath and what felt like tachycardia and all sorts of fun symptoms, especially when standing up (after sitting on the floor to stock/rearrange merchandise on really low shelves). i was/am also feeling more forgetful and confused than usual tonight. and still, i skipped the snack that i am “supposed” to have when i am at work. i mean, a lot of my symptoms tonight were POTS stuff, but i’m sure the eating disorder stuff is/was exacerbating the POTS.

i’m seeing friends tomorrow whom i haven’t seen since late october, and they’re in recovery, and i’m worried they might notice i’ve lost weight, and i’m worried it might trigger them. and i don’t want them to know that i’m struggling. it’s weird, because sometimes, i feel like i want people to worry about me, because sometimes worrying feels the same as caring, but i don’t want them to worry about me in a way that might lead to them intervening and trying to support me in my recovery, or, in other words, “interfering” with my eating disorder. in other words, i guess i kind of just want certain people to worry from afar. (and a lot of other people to just leave me the hell alone, probably.)

huh, now that i think about it, that’s kind of how mother treated my really bad relapse in 2010-2011, the one that landed me in the hospital, and subsequently in residential treatment for the second time. hmmmm. that’s something to think about further.

finally, guess who’s a dumbass who’s still awake at 3am and who needs to go to sleep in order to wake up for mass tomorrow morning with a priest who they’ve possibly (inadvertently) offended??? this guy!!!

[tars-poker-face]

1-100

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?i mean technically there are lots of boys and girls and none of the above in my life

2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?yes

3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”cat

4:What’s something you really want right now?mozzarella sticks that don’t taste like soap5:Are you afraid of falling in love?yes6:Do you like the beach?yes7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?yes8:What’s the background on your cell?me and my friend zach9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?mine, mine, probably my mom’s, and a hotel bed10:Do you like your phone?yes11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?n o12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?i never add any contacts because i never have new people to contact13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?rottweiler i fuckin love them14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?zoo16:Are you tired?i am always tired17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?a year and some months18:Are they a relative?no19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?depends on my mood20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?i guess22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?024:Is there a certain quote you live by?any quote i come across25:What’s on your mind?too much

26:Do you have any tattoos?no27:What is your favorite color?neon blue28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?who fuckin knows29:Who are you texting?no one currently, but last was @/kimberlyspeter30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?no31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?Y E A H32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?yeah33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?who fuckin knows anymore34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?yes35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?i would plunge into an eight month long bout of severe depression36:Were you single on Valentines Day?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 38:What do your friends call you?my name39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?you bet40:Have you ever cried over a text?YOU BET41:Where’s your last bruise located?i think i have one on my thigh42:What is it from?stabby stabby43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?everyday44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?planned parenthood45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?yeah46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?you bet47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?prob not48:Do you make supper for your family?i can’t even cook for myself49:Does your bedroom have a door?i live in a studio50:Top 3 web-pages?tumblr, achievement hunter dot com, youtube51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?yeah52:Does anything on your body hurt?not really53:Are goodbyes hard for you?not until later and i realize the gravity of the situation54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?i spilled half a bucket of ice on myself before55:How is your hair?messy56:What do you usually do first in the morning?wish for death57:Do you think two people can last forever?yes58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?yes59:Green or purple grapes?grape juice60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?idk i’ve been weird about touch recently61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?yeah62:When will be the next time you text someone?it’s always i’ll drunk text* someone at 3am63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?in bed64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.sleeping65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?yes66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?michael fassbender67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?nope68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?probably something emo69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?YEAH70:How many windows are open on your computer?like 4 maybe71:How many fingers do you have?ten72:What is your ringtone?just some boring standard ringtone73:How old will you be in 5 months?2274:Where is your Mum right now?at home75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?haha good question ask him76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?nope77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?yes78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?i can’t even remember any context about 7th grade79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?my brother80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?no81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?1.582:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?unfortunately no83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?no84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?probably @cinder-timber85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?yes86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? the last movie i saw was assassin’s creed and there were too many people87:Who was your last received call from?planned parenthood88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?probably89:What is something you wish you had more of?money90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?yes91:Do you sleep with your window open?no that’s how bugs get in92:Do you get along with girls?yes93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?possibly idk94:Does sex mean love?no95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?no97:Did you sleep alone this week?yes98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?michael fassbender99:Do you believe in love at first sight?no100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?no one