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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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oranges & cranberries

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This painting is brought to you by my current obsession with ochre and dark purple 💜

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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wjat have i be cp,me

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we finally got a canon swim form for marina!!

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Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.