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wild that we need to keep having the "everyone on earth was raised in a culture that encourages them to hold bigoted beliefs and express them without necessarily even being fully aware of it" over and over again re: transmisogyny about literally every fucking single individual demographic. yes even trans men, even cafab lesbians, even tme nonbinary poc, even other tma people, even intersex people, even cis women. especially ridiculous to have to reassert this over the notion fucking cisgender women are capable of casual transmisogyny.

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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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laughing at the idea of having to explain to a non tf2 fan how this is one of the most emotionally impactful scenes in the entire lore

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Told you you're going to wear my vestment one day

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this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

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why am i on birthblr

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They are going to shut down this app

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Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.