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[3ct0plasma]

[rexy-bird]

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50th Anniversary Commemorative Flying Drop Kick

[garden-uprooted]

Muse interview!!!

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? ”Spinel!” 2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? ”.......... Also Spinel...?” 3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? ”Because I’m... a Spinel! The ONLY Spinel, actually!” 4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? ”... I’m not a fusion, no!” She misunderstood the question. 5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? ”WELL, let’s see, here!” She starts counting off on her fingers: 

”I can stretch, shapeshift, reform (like all Gems can), uhhh- sing pretty darn well, and I can- OH, I can juggle real swell! Wanna see??”  6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? “ Pink! I think.” A pause. “OH, that rhymed-!” 7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? “ “Dyed”? Well, why would I do that?” 8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “ Not TECHNICALLY, but I DO count my friends as part of my family! I got White, Blue, Yellow, Steven- maaaaybe The Crystal Gems...? Possibly..?” 

She beams, regardless.

”A whole buncha family members!!”  9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? “Enope! I’m- bad with animals...” 10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “Being abandoned for 6,000 years!” She states that with SUCH a cheery smile.  11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? “Ooh, ooh! I like to explore new places! And I just LOVE to make cute lil’ boats outta paper! OH, and have you ever tried DISSECTING?? UGH, it’s- it’s kinda gross, but it’s super FUN! AND I like to-” 

She’s gonna be going on for a while, there, buddy. 12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “Plenty of people. Most of which are uhhh- no longer breathing? Haha, whoopsy?”  13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? “....... Leeeet’s just IGNORE my last comment, there, shall we?”  14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “Uh- none! I’m a Gem! Weren’t you listening at all?”  15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “I uh- I tend to have a kind of explosive temper... I-I’m workin’ on it, though! Promise!” 16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? “Steven.” 17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhh- gay, I THINK? I’m still learning all of these weird Earth terms. I like girls, if that helps!”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

“.... I take classes at Little Homeschool! Does that count?”

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? ”I NEVER want kids, no, nope, nuh-uh, NOT for me. As for “marry”........” 

”....... Who’s that?”  20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? ”Fans? Well, uh- sure? Are you hot? I’ve got a ton of ‘em in my gem somewhere!” 21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? ”Wow! Haha! Don’t like THAT question! Next!” 22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? ”Nothing! Gems don’t wear clothes.” 23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? ”Oh, a BUNCH of people! I love everybody I meet, usually!!” 24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? ””Class”?? I... I-I don’t... You must not have gotten the memo: Gem statuses don’t MATTER, anymore! Everybody’s free! It’s all part of the new Era 3 rules Steven enforced! I could list ‘em off, if ‘ya want?”  25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? ”WOAH, geeze.... Uhhh...... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve-” 26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? ”What kinda pie? I like blueberry! And cherry’s great, too!” 27. FAVORITE DRINK? ”Tea! Chamomile’s real nice and soothing! Helps my nerves, sometimes!”  29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? ”Wherever all of my friends are!” 30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

She quirks her head to the side. “.... How do you mean??”

31. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “The ocean! I don’t like getting wet, but there are so many cool- THINGS down there!!” 32. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? “”Type”? Type of- what? I-I really don’t follow you.” 33. ANY FETISHES? “....... What?” 34. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “..... Are you okay? Like- Like are you good? Should I- Should I call somebody? You’re not makin’ a lick ‘a sense, and I’m really worried you’re about to keel over or somethin’.”  35. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? “.... Yeah-” She forms a megaphone with one of her hands and- 

“HEY, CAN SOMEBODY FETCH A DOCTOR??? I THINK THIS DUDE’S DYIN’, AND I’M NOT ABOUT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT!!” 36. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

“NO, I’M WAITING FOR YOUR FREAKIN’ AMBULANCE!!” 

Tagged by: @weaselsmuses​ 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it!!

[ch0cocrave]

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[microwavingtoniii]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh nuh uh

I was singing Stayed Gone in a Mickey voice in the shower and my family heard I am sobbing

[the-better-stoll-brother]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Nuh uh!!

"Soooooo~ You and Malcom spending an awfully large amount of time together~ Wedding bells ringing for other people besides me and Cecil?" Haven teases.

Nope! Me and Malcolm are friends and friends only! Nothing more! We spend time together and sometimes yknow help eachother with training and stuff but it’s because we’re best friends!!

[psn-stalling]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nuh uh. No nurse for me!! :3

I AM NOT GOING TO THE NURSE ROTOMBLR.

I DO NOT NEED TO GO TO THE NURSE NOR DO I WANT TO.

[fayewoods-2]

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Urgent question

Who has the cuter voice me or Faye

Can't decide

[f4y3w00d5]

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New years kiss!!! *muah*

-@good-wizard

*blushes and hugs you*

youre so sweetttt

[koithebastard]

NUH-UHHHHHHHHHHHH

me when I see sad, poorly treated, and or tragic fictional men: "oh baby- sweet sweet baby- come here I give you kiss kiss"