#nsp tommy

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

Toby was crazy for committing to the bit this hard

[cripplestein]

danny sexbang with animals

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT FRESH

THE MYTHICAL SIDE OF THE ABW CORPORATION BOARD

Previously, it was revealed that the duo Rhett and Link were secretly pitting Ninja Sex Party against all of Smosh. During a backstage segment, it was revealed that Rhett and Link had joined the ABW Corporate Board, alongside the Roy family and Lex Luthor. Their goal: bring the entire YouTuber side of ABW under their control aka the Mythical branch.

In order to instigate the feud between NSP and Smosh, it’s revealed that they have a mole in Smosh…

[hopeful-rack5]

Newscapepro Creepypasta rewrite update!

hey everyone i'm back with another post about Newscapepro yay :D

from the title my Creepypasta rewrite is on the docking

for one the main cast of Creepypasta is still here Tommy, Nick and Cory are all still here but i do have plans to include other newscapegang members as well... but that'll be it's own post probably.

for now i want to talk about the Creepypasta stories being used in this rewrite, because yes the Creepypasta's in this rewrite will either be change in someway or out right replaced. so let' start off with the list of creepypasta's staying... and changing.

Jeff the killer - obviously he's staying because for one "ICONICNESS" and "POPULARITY". and two is because of his importance in the story..... with that being said though I'm not using the original "Jeff The Killer" story for my basis instead I'm using the rewrite @Pastrapec made for my basis and for his chapter and character, that is to say i will still try and keep some of his original "CHRISMA" he had in the original Newscapepro Creepypasta series.

The Rake - now i know in the original NSP CP series, the rake story was in actuality a story about SCP-096, with this rewrite i have been contemplating on changing the story to actually be about "The Rake" and what it truly is you know.... but i really do like the Scp-096 story.... so I've decided this. the canon version of the second chapter will be about "The Rake" and i mean the actual Rake meanwhile i will make a non-canon chapter dedicated too the Scp-096 story that way we can have both.

The Keyhole - i haven't read the original story so this one will probably be the same as it was in the original series... maybe with a change if i check the original story out.

(anyway thats all i have for now, will provide further update later)

[sprawlingants]

THEY CANT HANDLE THE POLY SWAG!!!!! !!!

you would not catch me posting anything on nsp server i think iwould bring it to my grave actually,, /j

-intense emma/ruby/tommy AND polybravo truther,,,

[codenamejudas]

♫ gimme mah bois

D - Danny Don't You Know (NSP)

E - Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Tears for Fears)

N - Nightfall (Blind Guardian)

N - No Sacrifice, No Victory (Hammerfall)

I - I'll Be Comin' Home (Tommy Shaw, excuse the bluegrass)

S - Somebody's Out There (Triumph) J - Judas Be My Guide (Iron Maiden, i'm not sorry)

A - All You Need to Know (Gamma Ray, not sorry about this one either but for different reasons)

D - The Devil and the Savant (Edguy, shh ignore the 'the')

E - Edge of the World (Royal Hunt)

N - Not Gonna Take Any More (Unisonic)

[elizabeth-marston-roberts]

I was tagged by @alicefiresage to list 10 songs I can't stop listening to! This is very hard for me bc lately I've fallen into yet another heavy Breaking Benjamin phase (They're my favorite band and I'm getting very excited about their concert in August I'll be going to) but I'll try to make the whole list diverse!

1.) Forget It by Breaking Benjamin. Honestly I love this song so much and it makes me happy when I hear it. Ben's voice is so amazing when he opts for a softer sound and it makes me want to hug him. And maybe smooch his cheek.

2.) Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks. Another song that makes me happy! I just feel very carefree when it's on.

3.) Take on Me by a-ha. That song makes me fucking move okay lmao it's such a great song. (The NSP cover is pretty damn good too 😋)

4.) Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. If you don't bob your head to this, something ain't right.

5.) Mardy Bum by Arctic Monkeys. I absolutely love Arctic Monkeys (excluding the newest album; just not my style. And NO I'm not just a fan of AM; I love their music dating back to WPSIATWIN, obviously)

6.) Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre feat. Eminem. When I'm in a mood, this song really helps lift my spirits. I love a lot of stuff Dre and Em do together but this one is my top favorite of theirs.

7.) Zombie by Bad Wolves. I love the original by The Cranberries, but Tommy's voice is so good and I love how he sings the song too.

8.) Creep by Radiohead. I will always sing it at the top of my lungs.

9.) Mr. Brightside by The Killers. I like a lot of their music but Mr. Brightside is just so good and I will always love it.

10.) Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. I liked it before it was cool? lmao no but really I adore the song, Wayne's World has me forever headbanging and singing badly to it 🤘

Tagging: @anniesburg @redeadepression @arthurs-atonement @followthemagicman @shethenightwolf @thewanderingknight @reddeadmort @regalfirebird @missabigailroberts @myboah Sorry if you've already done it!

[classic-rock-roller]

1. You’re on tour with your band and while you’re on the bus, Sean comes out of the back holding books entitled ‘Dragon Quest: Echoes of an Elusive Age’, ‘Sentinels of the Starry Skies’, and ‘The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors.’ He asks you, “Whose are these? You don’t like fantasy, Erik only reads in German, and Linus doesn’t read.” “Well, then logically that would mean that they’re Bonham’s.” He looks at you with a strange expression on his face and asks, “Wait, is Bonham, like, a nerd or something?” Before you can answer, she comes in and is laughing uncontrollably at what she heard him say. How do you respond and what do they say?

Me: We’re both nerds. I love Star Wars and Harry Potter. Just cause I don’t flaunt it doesn’t mean I’m not a nerd. 

Sean: Really?

Linus: There’s nothing wrong with being a nerd, Jesus. 

Erik *eyeing Bons*: Your laughter is really creeping me out. 

2. You’re at Bonham’s house one day with Sean and Kevin, and you and Kevin are eating in the kitchen. Suddenly Sean comes running in and says, “You guys gotta see this!” “What’s up?” Kevin asks. “Bonham’s in the living room playing this game, Guitar Hero, and you gotta see it! She’s really good!” You both knew this already. “Yeah, we knew that. Nobody plays with her cause she always beats us.” How do you and Sean respond?

Me: Exactly she taught me but I never play against her. 

Sean: Well, I’ll play against her. (He promptly loses) 

3. One day, you’re rummaging through the fridge after Bonham went to the store, and you spy a bucket of cookie dough. “Why did you buy a five-pound bucket of cookie dough?” you ask. “Reasons,” Bonham replies. How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Just don’t eat it all at once or make cookies. 

Kevin: Eww...you eat raw cookie dough?

4. You and your band are on the set of the NSP collab video and you suddenly see Bonham streak by wearing Danny’s cape. “Bitch get back here!” Danny yells, chasing her. You hear her shout from a distance, “You’ll never take me alive, Sexbang!” How do you and your band respond, and does Danny ever catch her? What happens if he does?

Erik and Sean laugh and Linus rolls his eyes while saying “...idiots.” I run up to Danny and jump on his back before screaming, “Ride like the Wind, Sexbang!” He stops and goes, “What the fuck are you doing?” “I’m helping you get Bons! Now, Hi-ho Sexbang! Away!” We end up catching her a bit later and he grabs his cape back from her before looking at the both of us and going, “The two of you are insane.” 

5. You come into the studio one day to see Sean trying to spin in a circle just by kicking out his leg (video demonstration available on request). Bonham and the boys are cheering him on. “What are you doing?” you ask. “I’m the most important man alive!” Sean says, before tipping over. “Fuck!” How do you and the rest of the band respond?

Me: What the fuck is going on? 

Erik and Linus are laughing their asses off and Bons goes “You are not the most important man alive.” 

6. You and Kevin and Sean are sitting with Bonham and talking one day while she’s playing a video game. Sean is telling a story and watching her play, and at one point he trails off as Bonham’s character is killed by the boss for the fifth time. She is visibly frustrated and mashing buttons angrily, but she looks to Sean and says in a strained voice, “Everything’s fine you can continue with your story.” How do you, Kevin, and Sean react?

Me: I..uh...just remembered I have to go change my wash. 

Kevin *jumps up*: I’ll go with you. 

Sean: Really mature of leaving me here along guys! 

7. Your band is hanging out one day on the bus on the way to the next venue when the subject of Bonham’s solo cover album comes up. You ask Sean, “Have you listened to it?” He says, “No, I don’t like art music.” Before anyone can respond, Bonham shouts, “Bitch all music is art music. It’s a form of art.” How does he respond and how do you and the rest of the band react?

Me: She has a point, Sean. 

Sean: Ok, it’s just not my music. 

Erik: I like it very much and all of my family liked it too. 

Linus: I listened to it while I made my instrumental album or at least the parts you sent me to look at. 

8. You walk in on Kevin and Bonham having an argument one day. You hear him say, “I don’t understand you! When fucking Danny makes covers you say that they’re better than the originals and he’s some musical genius, but when we did it after Randy died you told me, ‘no Kevin, you have to get famous on your own merit!’ Explain!” “You’re not listening, it’s not the same. They got famous on their own merit first, and then they did covers, and at their fans’ request, no less. I’m not saying you shouldn’t have done it, I was saying that you shouldn’t have done it right out of the gate!” How do they react when you walk in and what do you tell them?

They both look at me and scream, “Thell her/him that he’s/she’s wrong!” 

I rub my temples and go, “I can’t deal with this right now. I’m exhausted. You’re both right, ok?”

___________________

1) Your singer is driving you, Rudy, Carlos, and Kevin around her hometown. As she gets on the highway and is trying to merge, a semi won’t let her over. She mumbles under her breath, “Fuck it.” Before she floors it onto the highway. Kevin grabs the ‘oh shit’ bar and screams, “Slow the fuck down, Jesus.” While Carlos in the back screams your and Rudy’s ears, “We’re gonna die!” Your singer rolls her eyes before saying, “Shut up. You're not gonna die. Would you rather us get rear-ended by the semi behind us? This is just how you drive in Pa. Move or be moved.” How do you, Kevin, Carlos, and Rudy respond?

2) You, your singer, Rudy, Carlos, Frankie, and Kevin are playing a game where you have to give up a secret. At one point, your singer goes, “Well...I...uh...used to dance.” Carlos asks, “Dance how?” “You know...dance.” Frankie goes, “Oh...OH” “I used to do it to put food on the table for Bons and I when we had a rough patch a few years ago.” She has never told you this. How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

3) While playing the game, Carlos is still hung up on the fact that your singer used to be a dancer and asks, “What did you dance to?” “A lot...mostly this song Lovin’ You’s a Dirty Job and Cherry Pie.” Frankie asks, “Well...can you show us?” “No, I am not about to show you. I had to hold in my disgust every time I did it.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, Carlos, and Frankie respond?

4) Your singer’s antics onstage are somewhat reserved. She moves around the stage, but she doesn’t do anything crazy. You’re the only one who's seen her act truly insane when she completely lets the music overtake her. While on the set for the NSP music video, your singer has slipped away. She comes back a bit later with bloodied and red fists. When Sean asks her what happened, she goes, “Oh that? Nothing really, just listening to music.” How do you, Sean, and Danny respond?

5) Sean has been trying to see where your singer disappears to and finally he runs to you and Danny and says, “You have to come see this!” He shows the two of you where your singer is and how crazy she’s acting, moving around all over the place to music. Danny says, “Hey, you really get into the music!” The next thing you know...Bam! Your singer bangs into the wall, “Oh fuck! God dammit! This happens every goddamn time!” How do you, Sean, and Danny respond?

6) While on the NSP film set, your singer keeps slipping away. One time, you find her in the bathroom puking into the toilet. You know he normally never pukes and after she’s done and she sees you she goes, “Fuck, I think I need to take a test. I’ve been puking all the time the last three days.” You’re about to go get a test when Dan comes up to you and your singer and goes, “Hey, where are you guys going? We were just about to start filming again.” How do you and your singer respond to Dan?

7) Your singer and Kevin are meeting you and Rudy for a double date. When Kevin walks up you say something to him and he goes, “What?! Sorry I can’t hear anything after being blasted with loud music for fifteen minutes.” Your singer responds, “If the music is too loud, then you’re too old.” How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

8) You and your singer are sitting in a tiny bar that Quiet Riot is performing in and waiting for the boys to finish. During Carlos’ solo in Metal Health, the guy next to you goes, “No, sir. You can’t just sneak in there and then sneak back out. It’s messed up, but I appreciate it.” How do you and your singer respond?

9) You join Dan and Arin on another Power Hour and they have a thing set up. It’s a board with pictures of your friends (Tommy, Nikki, Vince, Kevin, Rudy, and Carlos) and they go, “So the viewers really liked that thing where you stabbed the table. Do you think you could throw the knife into the board?” Your singer shrugs and goes, “...sure.” She pulls it out, switches it and throws it. It hits dead center on Vince’s forehead. Your singer says, “Yes! 20 points!” Before she goes and grabs it and gives it to Dan. “You wanna try?” Do Dan and Arin try and how does it go? How does the game of knife throwing go?

10) While playing the secrets game, Carlos akes your singer give up who she slept with before she started dating Kevin. “Well...I slept with Bons old roommate, Stephen, when we first started our band.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, and Carlos respond?

11) You and Rudy are sharing a hotel room with Kevin and your singer while at the beach. One night, you bring back a very drunk Rudy to the hotel room to find your singer and Kevin getting busy. You try to sneak out but Rudy is really, really loud and they hear you guys. How do they respond and what do you and a drunk Rudy say?  

12) You and your singer go out to a party without Kevin and Rudy (although Kevin asked you to watch her) and your singer gets super drunk. At one point, you find her chatting up Dizzy Davidson. “Like, you’re in a band...that’s so cool.” He leans closer to her and goes, “Yeah, you wanna go back to my place and listen to some of my music.” Your singer normally doesn’t do this but she’s super drunk. You go over to her and go, “Come on. We’ve gotta get back to Kevin.” Your singer’s face lights up and she goes, “Kevie!! Do we get to see Kevin!” How do you and Dizzy respond?

13) You come back from the party and support your drunk singer into her and Kevin’s apartment. Kevin comes to the door and she screams, “Kevie!” Before falling into him and passionately kissing him. Kevin looks to you then and goes, “I thought I told you to watch her!” Your singer is babbling saying, “I met this really cool guy named Dizzy Davidson. He’s in a band called Britny Fox. Isn’t that cool?” How do you and Kevin respond?

14) You and your singer are on the Power Hour with Arin and Dan when Arin slaps a beer in front of your singer, “Chug this.” She shrugs and goes, “Ok.” Before stabbing the switchblade into the table and chugging the beer. Dan goes, “Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the most badass women I know. Who is downing a beer and surprisingly not choking.” Your singer finishes it and says, “Spitters are quitters.”  How do you and Arin respond to Dan’s comment and how do the three of you respond to your singer? 

@osbournebemydaddy your turn Bons :)

[somethingaboutamagpie]

tagged by @flippyspoon

rules: tag 9 people with excellent taste

colour(s) I’m currently wearing:

An old black wrestling shirt with red and yellow design

black pajama pants

last band t-shirt I bought:

I think it was Ninja Sex Party/TWRP

last band I saw live:

NSP and TWRP back in November

last song I listened to:

Willingly? ‘Bad’ by The Cab, I think

lipstick or chapstick?:

lipstick. I have a weakness

last movie I watched:

Shut In (which was actually scary, I was surprised. Charlie Heaton did a great job!) and I’m watching Soldier’s Girl right now

last three tv shows I watched:

Forensic Files

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

last three characters I identified with:

Tommy Oliver

Billy Hargrove (certain aspects of him at least? I relate to the temper and the outbursts, but not quite to his extremes?)

Wanda Maximoff (X-Men: Evolution version, for sure. She’s been an inspiration to my character for years)

book I’m currently reading:

I have so many I’m supposed to be reading...I’ve been paused on ‘Cursed’ by RL Stine for like 2 months because I haven’t felt like reading. I’m also in the middle of reading the Mighty Morphin’ comics

Tagging @benalras @thejackalxi @daysofblacksnow @skyhillian @heart-eyes-harrington @mijuku-dreamer @cojosweeps @americas-gayest-frenchman @justalittlebitspecial

[windandwater]

twitter stuff about music:

hi my heart is breaking because of the Moody Blues ((again)) ((this happens several times a year)) okay that's all thanks

a growing list of songs you just...just shouldn't cover: -Somebody To Love -More Than a Feeling I will be adding more.

I was 16 when I finally worked out that "Tommy" is the album name and "The Who" is the band. before I just called all of it Tommy The Who.

p.s. HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT??? (I DON'T KNOW)

tbt to that time at the NSP concert that I was the only one who knew every word of Pour Some Sugar On Me

discoveries: the Eros routine in Yuri on Ice goes surprisingly well with Flo Rida - Right Round

songs I've sung to myself in the last 5 minutes: -"fantasy Costcoooo" from TAZ -Newsies - Seize the Day -Starbomb - Crasher-Vania -Cats - Memory my taste in music makes sense

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

Nsp SCP community is this funny

[grouchycouchy]

Problematic Fave: @peeblesprotectionpatrol -mental age of 33 even tho she's a bab -can't deal with horror movies -srsly she looked up a saw trap and couldn't sleep bc of it -her two music tastes are classical and nsp/twrp/starbomb -also emo -hates anime -too pretty -could beat the shit out of most people -srsly my gf knows karate -is in love with the gremlins 2 theme -also obsessed with tommy wiseau -shadow the hedgehog is her bf

[kajimotomiya]

Hey, fellow Grumps!

It’s been roughly about 2 months since I started the playlist. As of this post, there are 251 songs that Arin, Danny, Barry, Ross, and other Grumps have referenced throughout the show. I have been listening to their playthroughs during my time at work via my iPod (DLed audio, sorted that shit, and played that shit for days straight), as well as watching other playthroughs not in my iPod such as the Wand of Gamelon, Deadly Premonition (god bless this shitty game), Super Mario Galaxy, and so on, as well as some referential compilation videos, and managed to the best of my knowledge and attention span compiled a list of popular songs they have mentioned or referenced by name, sung, spoke, or paraphrased a lyric of a song, and/or straight up deciphered a specific song (I’m looking at you, Come Together.). AS I continue to follow GG, the list will still continue to grow. The following artists are included in the playlist:

38 Special 69 Boyz a-ha AC/DC Aerosmith Alice in Chains Asia At the Drive-In B*Witched B.J.Thomas The Bangles Barenaked Ladies Bastille Beastie Boys The Beatles Bee Gees Belinda Carlisle Bill Withers Billy Joel Billy Ocean The Black-Eyed Peas Blackstreet Blue Oyster Cult Blue Swede Blues Traveller Blur Bon Jovi Bonnie Raitt Boyz II Men The Breeders Britney Spears Bruce Springsteen Carrie Underwood The Cars Cascada Celine Dion Christina Aguilera The Commodores Corey Hart The Cranberries Crazy Town Creed The Cure Daft Punk The Darkness David Bowie Deep Blue Something Def Leppard Depeche Mode Dexys Midnight Runners Digital Underground Dio Disturbed DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Don Henley The Doors Duncan Sheik Eiffel 65 Enigma Evanesance (You know the one) Eve 6 Extreme Failure Fallout Boy Flight Facilities Flo Rida Fountains of Wayne Franz Ferdinand Genesis Gentle Giant George Michael Ghost Town DJs (the running man song) Gorillaz Guns n’ Roses Haddaway Huey Lewis & The News Iron Butterfly Jackie Wilson James Blunt Celine Dion (that one titanic song) Jamiroquai Jodi Benson (Little Mermaid) Joey Scarbury John Cafferty Journey Justin Timberlake Katy Perry Kenny Loggins Ke$ha Kid Rock L’Arc~en~Ciel (I know, right? What are the odds!) Lady Gaga Led Zeppelin Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Lit Live Madonna Marilyn Manson Maroon 5 The Mars Volta Meat Loaf Meghan Trainor Melissa Ethridge Metallica Method Man MGMT Michael Jackson Miley Cyrus Minnie Riperton Modest Mouse Mr. Mister Neil Young Nelly New Kids on the Block Nickelback Nine Inch Nails NSP (in replacement for The Americas, who were the original singers of The Last Unicorn theme song) Nirvana No Mercy Oasis One Direction Onyx The Outfield Panic at the Disco Patti Smith (in conjunction wtih Bruce Springteen’s version of the song as well as The Protomen because why the fuck not) Pearl Jam Peter Cetera Phil Collins Pink Floyd The Police Queen REO Speedwagon RIchard Marx Rhianna The Rolling Stones The Romantics RENT Rush (you know this playlist would never be without Rush) Salt-n-Pepa Sash! Savage Garden Scatman John Seal Seven Mary Three Silverchair Sir Mix-a-lot Sisco Sixpence None the Richer SLACKCiRCUS (you may not know them, but you will) Smash Mouth Sneaker Pimps Son VOlt Soundgarden Staind Stan Bush Avenue Q Sublime Sugar Ray The Sugarhill Gang System of a Down Taio Cruz Tenacious D Tesla Thin Lizzy ‘Til Tuesday TLC Tom Petty  Tommy Tutone Toto Tracy Bonham Trapt A Tribe Called Quest Type-O Negative Vanilla Ice Village People The Wallflowers Was (Not Was) “Weird Al” Yankovic Wham! Whitesnake Will Smith ZZ Top

They’ve also recommended albums, but I don’t like to put entire albums in the list. These are the following you should listen to on your own discretion All of Rush Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger and Superunknown The Mars Volta’s Deloused in the Comatorium King Crimson’s Lark’s Tongues in Aspic Nirvana’s Nevermind Silverchair’s Frogstomp Tool’s Undertow and AEnima

There are some songs I was not able to put on the playlist because the artist is not available on Spotify. This is mostly Tool, talked about in a Bloodborne episode. The songs they referenced are the following: Undertow, Prison Sex, Sober, and Forty Six & 2.

Be sure to follow this playlist for more diverse set of songs recommended by the two “greatest” Let’s Players (emphasis on the “”). Reblog this post in the hopes that someone will add to this post from playthroughs I have not watched yet.

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

This is what Hooper was doing the entirety of the prison arc

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

When it’s 90 degrees out but the boyfriend is constantly below freezing

[classic-rock-roller]

1. Bonham was working with NSP as a guest performer for one of their videos, but she won’t tell you guys anything until it comes out. When it does, you find out that it’s a song about selling your soul for a saxophone solo. Bonham plays the ‘Saxy Succubus’, and is dressed in knee high heeled leather boots, fishnets, a barely-ass length red and black satin dress, a red cape resembling Danny’s, shoulder length gloves with 3-inch fingernails attached (like that picture, I can send it again if you want), intensely heavy makeup and Rikki Rockett-esque hair. She shows you, Sean, and Kevin the video, and Danny and Arin watch it again. When it’s over, Sean asks, “What the hell were you wearing? That was weird.” She just smiles, “Oh, I loved it. Me an Danny designed it together. So what do you guys think?” How do you and Sean and Kevin respond, and what do Danny and Arin say?

Sean: Wow! You look hot! 

Me: Don’t you dare “get busy” to that you still live in my house.

Kevin: Well...it’s...something. 

Danny: It’s great isn’t it? 

Arin: I liked it. 

2. After Thanksgiving, you and Bonham are with Arin and Danny and are watching them film the mystery drink challenge power hour. Bonham offers a tray of Jello her family made, but when they open it, Danny gags. “There’s so much alcohol in this I can smell it from here. These are shots and we don’t drink.” Bonham just looks confused. “Those can’t be shots, it’s just jello. It tastes like nothing.” You test it and sure enough, they’re shots. “What the hell? I can’t taste it or smell it, and I ate like, a quarter of this tray on the way over here.” How do you, Arin, and Danny respond?

Me: Ok, I’m driving us home.

Arin: Christ, you have a very high alcohol tolerance. 

Danny: I’m getting drunk all the way over here. 

3. Bonham comes up to you and Kevin super excitedly one day and shoves a USB disk at you. “Listen to what I made!” she says. You give a listen, and it’s this song, played on melodica and clarinet. She’s super proud of it, even though it’s a bit silly. How do you and Kevin respond to what she did out of sheer boredom?

Me: I think it’s great 

Kevin: Wow, you were really bored. 

4. You and Kevin and Arin and Danny went with Bonham and her brother Chuck to test out Chuck’s new dirt bike. Chuck shows you all how to do it, and Arin and Danny do fairly well for themselves. Bonham takes a turn, and as she’s taking a turn too fast she falls off. Before you guys can hardly react, she’s up, dusts herself off, and gets back on. When It comes time, do you take a turn? What do you all say when she gives the bike back to Chuck?

I don’t take a turn. 

Me: I’m good. 

Kevin and Arin: Are you ok? 

Danny: you really wiped out. 

5. Bonham is telling you, Kevin, and your band a story of when a drunken neighbor flipped his pickup into her driveway. The cab was crushed but the passenger and driver were fine, but when the cops came the driver bolted. The passenger told the cops, “His name’s Jesse James, he’s 23–” but before she finished, Bonham’s mom piped up, “That’s a crock of shit! His name’s Kevin Karlsson, he was born in 1965, and his dad’s house is just back there. He’s probably hiding in his closet. I can take you there if you want.” She took the cops down there and sure enough, that’s where he was. How do you all react to the story?

Me: That’s almost as bad as when my dad found a dead body at his apartments. 

Sean: Whoa!

Linus: What the fuck?

Erik: Yeah, what the fuck?

Kevin: Oh, Bons and I have already heard that story. 

6. Bonham’s noodling around on her clarinet one day when you and her and Kevin are hanging out with Arin and Danny. Arin says, “What can you play? Sing us a song on your toot stick.” She says, “Hmm. Oh! Wanna hear something cool?” and proceeds to play the guitar solo from Goodbye to Romance. How do you all respond?

I start to tear up and Danny and Arin go, “What’s wrong?”

Me: Oh nothing it just reminds me of Randy. 

Kevin: How long did it take you to learn that on your clarinet? It sounds amazing. 

7. Kevin and Bonham keep fighting because she keeps calling him a bitch. One day, you see him hide all the cups from her. “She can’t drink until she apologizes.” “This is ridiculous, but whatever.” you say. You’re both sitting in the kitchen when she looks for a cup. Kevin looks at her expectantly, but she just grabs a bowl and pours it full of milk, then takes a drink. “I know what you’re doing and I’m not going to apologize for something I’m not sorry for.” she says. How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Kevin, you are a bitch. 

Kevin: Why are you both ganging up on me?!

8. You’re in the studio one day with Kevin and Arin and Danny visiting Bonham when she’s doing some solo stuff. She’s being extremely picky; if something doesn’t sound perfect she’s doing it over again. “Why are you being so picky? I know it has to sound good, but damn dude.” Arin says. Bonham just tells him, “If you’re satisfied with your sound on the first try then you’re not good enough. How will you get better if you like everything on the first try?” How do the three of you respond?

Me: Why do you think our records sound so good?

Arin: I’d hate being your producer 

Danny: You two are perfectionists. 

9. Bonham keeps grafiiti-ing Eddie Van Halen’s stuff because he keeps insisting that she doesn’t belong in the music world. She’s ruining his things, but she hasn’t gotten caught yet. “So, Randy, how does it feel to be dating a criminal?” Kevin asks him one day. “Hey, I’m not a criminal.” Bonham says. “I’m an outlaw.” “What’s the difference?” Kevin asks. “The difference between criminals and outlaws is that outlaws don’t get caught.” she says. How do the three of you respond?

Me: You’re going to get caught eventually. 

Randy: Yeah, and I’m not bailing you out. 

Kevin: Just be careful, please. 

10. Sean has locked himself in his room on a rehearsal day, and your band are having none of it. Luckily for you guys, his window is open and he doesn’t have a screen in it, so Bonham and Erik are throwing rocks in it to get him out. Eventually, he comes outside and says, “What’s your problem man? You hit me and Gina while we were making love!” Bonham just says, “You were alone in there.” “And jacking it,” Linus says. “THAT IS ONE NARRATIVE!” Sean shouts. How do you and the rest of your band respond?

Erik: You masturbate too much. 

Linus: you need to keep it in your pants sometimes man. 

Me: And you’re doing it next to my kids. 

11. Bonham is scheduled to hang out with you and Kevin and Arin and Danny one evening, but she’s late. She won’t answer her phone, so after some time you all head over to her place to see what’s up. The door is unlocked and hanging open, and you find her in her pajamas, in a corner, and chugging what looks to be her third bottle of wine. “What are you doing?” Arin asks. She glances over, eyes glazed, and starts laughing. “I’m celebrating! I’m single now. Time to be a hoe!” She giggles a little bit before she tips over and starts crying. How do the three of you react?

Kevin: Did Rudy break up with you? That bitch.

I go over and hug her and make her feel better. We all end up sitting on the couch and I make sure she doesn’t drink anymore. 

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1) You are still on the Power Hour with Dan and Arin. Arin goes to your singer, “So, what do you listen to on a daily basis?” “Oh...this.” And your singer plays Ten Seconds to Love. “Why this?” Dan asks. “Well, the bass is heavy and it helps me get out anger. Plus I mean...the subject is kind of obvious.” “No, not really.” How do you, Arin, and your singer respond?

2) You, your singer, Kevin, Rudy, and Sean went to one of your singer’s friend’s wedding. She was finally marrying her girlfriend. While there, your singer is leaning on Kevin and you’re talking with Rudy when you heard Sean go, “The world is my lesbian wedding.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, and your singer respond?

3) You, your singer, Rudy, and your singer’s friend, Jon Bon Jovi are in line waiting to get into a concert you’ve wanted to see. Because the four of you are semi-famous, you have a lot of people looking at you. All of a sudden, you hear your singer gasp and turn around, “Can you please not touch my ass, Sir?” The big, heavyset guy behind you just nods. Your singer turns back around and not even five minutes later, you hear her gasp again and go, “That’s it.” She whirls around on him and punches him square in the face. How do you, Rudy, and Jon respond? What does the huge guy do and how do all your fans around you respond?

4) Your singer is really drunk one day while you’re working on an album with Crüe. Tommy leans over to her and goes, “I dare you to kiss Mick. He needs some action.” Your singer goes over to Mick and pulls him in for a heated kiss. She turns around then and goes, “I have found my Mick!” Before promptly walking out to her car (although she shouldn’t be driving). How do you, Vince, Nikki, and Mick respond?

5) Your band is making a new album and your producer keeps pushing your singer to sound harsher, “Sound like Tom Keifer. You need to sound like him.” Your singer is getting pissed so she somehow releases this really harsh version of a song from her voice. Afterward, the producer goes, “That was great!” Your singer is about to say something, but when she opens her mouth, nothing comes out. She gets this terrified expression on her face and starts waving her hands. She pulls you over to her and mimes, “I can’t speak! I can’t speak!” How much the producer pushed her caused her to damage her vocal cords. How do you, Sean, Erik, and Linus respond? What does the doctor say once she goes?

6) You, Kevin, Rudy, and your singer are at an awards show and Bon Jovi is getting an award. You’re all standing backstage because War Angel is supposed to be getting one too. You, Rudy, and Kevin hear your singer go from behind her wine glass as Jon comes offstage, “Mmmmhh, I love my Jersey boys.” How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

7)  Kevin and your singer got into a huge fight about her dating Nikki before she dated him and she screams at him across the backstage of one of their concerts, “At least I’m not going to name our son after him, “Christ!” Kevin stops and goes, “Wait, we’re having a son?” You, Rudy, Carlos, and Frankie don’t even know she was pregnant. How do the four of you respond?

8) You and your singer have just become roommates and are trying to get your band together. One day, he’s not home until four am and didn’t answer your calls. So you’re sitting on the couch waiting for her. When she opens the door you go, “Where were you? You had me worried. Wait...is that a hickey?” You look closer and sure enough, there's a hickey on her neck, “What’s that from?” “Well, do you remember those cute guys we ran in to at the bar? That guy Kevin asked me out on a date and...uh...well...” At that moment, the door bangs open and Kevin comes in after her, “Ok, so where’s the bedroom?” How do you respond to all this and what do Kevin and your singer say?

9) Your singer still doesn’t know what to wear so one day, she comes in in fishnets, and ripped leather pants, knee-high heeled boots, and a tight red dress and her hair teased. Sean is about to say something and she goes, “Sean, I swear. If one fucking word comes out f that huge ass mouth of yours, I’m digging my heel into your foot. And I won’t regret it.” How do you, Linus, Sean, Erik, Rudy, and Kevin respond?

10) Your singer takes you, Kevin, and Rudy to take care of Hei Hei. Your singer lets her out and gets her food and water and then checks on the house. You follow her out of the house and once Hei Hei hears the squeaky door, she comes running full speed at your singer flapping her wings. She stops at your singers’ feet. Your singer giggles and goes, “Hey, Hei Hei,” before petting the top of her head and putting her in her cage. How do you, Rudy, and Kevin respond?

11) You’re on the Power Hour with Danny, Arin, your singer, and Kevin. Your singer is pissed at Kevin because he’s being a little bitch and an asshole. Danny says something to your singer about starting the game and she goes, “Of course I’ll start the game,” she glares at Kevin, “If the little bitch doesn’t mind.” You can clearly tell that Arin and Danny are uncomfortable when Kevin and your singer glare at each other. Danny finally says, “Wow, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.” Kevin vaults over the table and starts making out with you singer. How do you, Danny, and Arin respond?

12) Kevin just got laid off of work and QR hasn’t started their new album so he’s in a slump. He’s complaining about it when your singer goes, “You could be my house bitch and take care of the kids while we go on tour.” How do you, Kevin., and Rudy respond?

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