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classic-rock-roller · 6 years ago

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1. You’re on tour with your band and while you’re on the bus, Sean comes out of the back holding books entitled ‘Dragon Quest: Echoes of an Elusive Age’, ‘Sentinels of the Starry Skies’, and ‘The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors.’ He asks you, “Whose are these? You don’t like fantasy, Erik only reads in German, and Linus doesn’t read.” “Well, then logically that would mean that they’re Bonham’s.” He looks at you with a strange expression on his face and asks, “Wait, is Bonham, like, a nerd or something?” Before you can answer, she comes in and is laughing uncontrollably at what she heard him say. How do you respond and what do they say?

Me: We’re both nerds. I love Star Wars and Harry Potter. Just cause I don’t flaunt it doesn’t mean I’m not a nerd.

Sean: Really?

Linus: There’s nothing wrong with being a nerd, Jesus.

Erik *eyeing Bons*: Your laughter is really creeping me out.

2. You’re at Bonham’s house one day with Sean and Kevin, and you and Kevin are eating in the kitchen. Suddenly Sean comes running in and says, “You guys gotta see this!” “What’s up?” Kevin asks. “Bonham’s in the living room playing this game, Guitar Hero, and you gotta see it! She’s really good!” You both knew this already. “Yeah, we knew that. Nobody plays with her cause she always beats us.” How do you and Sean respond?

Me: Exactly she taught me but I never play against her.

Sean: Well, I’ll play against her. (He promptly loses)

3. One day, you’re rummaging through the fridge after Bonham went to the store, and you spy a bucket of cookie dough. “Why did you buy a five-pound bucket of cookie dough?” you ask. “Reasons,” Bonham replies. How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Just don’t eat it all at once or make cookies.

Kevin: Eww...you eat raw cookie dough?

4. You and your band are on the set of the NSP collab video and you suddenly see Bonham streak by wearing Danny’s cape. “Bitch get back here!” Danny yells, chasing her. You hear her shout from a distance, “You’ll never take me alive, Sexbang!” How do you and your band respond, and does Danny ever catch her? What happens if he does?

Erik and Sean laugh and Linus rolls his eyes while saying “...idiots.” I run up to Danny and jump on his back before screaming, “Ride like the Wind, Sexbang!” He stops and goes, “What the fuck are you doing?” “I’m helping you get Bons! Now, Hi-ho Sexbang! Away!” We end up catching her a bit later and he grabs his cape back from her before looking at the both of us and going, “The two of you are insane.”

5. You come into the studio one day to see Sean trying to spin in a circle just by kicking out his leg (video demonstration available on request). Bonham and the boys are cheering him on. “What are you doing?” you ask. “I’m the most important man alive!” Sean says, before tipping over. “Fuck!” How do you and the rest of the band respond?

Me: What the fuck is going on?

Erik and Linus are laughing their asses off and Bons goes “You are not the most important man alive.”

6. You and Kevin and Sean are sitting with Bonham and talking one day while she’s playing a video game. Sean is telling a story and watching her play, and at one point he trails off as Bonham’s character is killed by the boss for the fifth time. She is visibly frustrated and mashing buttons angrily, but she looks to Sean and says in a strained voice, “Everything’s fine you can continue with your story.” How do you, Kevin, and Sean react?

Me: I..uh...just remembered I have to go change my wash.

Kevin *jumps up*: I’ll go with you.

Sean: Really mature of leaving me here along guys!

7. Your band is hanging out one day on the bus on the way to the next venue when the subject of Bonham’s solo cover album comes up. You ask Sean, “Have you listened to it?” He says, “No, I don’t like art music.” Before anyone can respond, Bonham shouts, “Bitch all music is art music. It’s a form of art.” How does he respond and how do you and the rest of the band react?

Me: She has a point, Sean.

Sean: Ok, it’s just not my music.

Erik: I like it very much and all of my family liked it too.

Linus: I listened to it while I made my instrumental album or at least the parts you sent me to look at.

8. You walk in on Kevin and Bonham having an argument one day. You hear him say, “I don’t understand you! When fucking Danny makes covers you say that they’re better than the originals and he’s some musical genius, but when we did it after Randy died you told me, ‘no Kevin, you have to get famous on your own merit!’ Explain!” “You’re not listening, it’s not the same. They got famous on their own merit first, and then they did covers, and at their fans’ request, no less. I’m not saying you shouldn’t have done it, I was saying that you shouldn’t have done it right out of the gate!” How do they react when you walk in and what do you tell them?

They both look at me and scream, “Thell her/him that he’s/she’s wrong!”

I rub my temples and go, “I can’t deal with this right now. I’m exhausted. You’re both right, ok?”

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1) Your singer is driving you, Rudy, Carlos, and Kevin around her hometown. As she gets on the highway and is trying to merge, a semi won’t let her over. She mumbles under her breath, “Fuck it.” Before she floors it onto the highway. Kevin grabs the ‘oh shit’ bar and screams, “Slow the fuck down, Jesus.” While Carlos in the back screams your and Rudy’s ears, “We’re gonna die!” Your singer rolls her eyes before saying, “Shut up. You're not gonna die. Would you rather us get rear-ended by the semi behind us? This is just how you drive in Pa. Move or be moved.” How do you, Kevin, Carlos, and Rudy respond?

2) You, your singer, Rudy, Carlos, Frankie, and Kevin are playing a game where you have to give up a secret. At one point, your singer goes, “Well...I...uh...used to dance.” Carlos asks, “Dance how?” “You know...dance.” Frankie goes, “Oh...OH” “I used to do it to put food on the table for Bons and I when we had a rough patch a few years ago.” She has never told you this. How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

3) While playing the game, Carlos is still hung up on the fact that your singer used to be a dancer and asks, “What did you dance to?” “A lot...mostly this song Lovin’ You’s a Dirty Job and Cherry Pie.” Frankie asks, “Well...can you show us?” “No, I am not about to show you. I had to hold in my disgust every time I did it.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, Carlos, and Frankie respond?

4) Your singer’s antics onstage are somewhat reserved. She moves around the stage, but she doesn’t do anything crazy. You’re the only one who's seen her act truly insane when she completely lets the music overtake her. While on the set for the NSP music video, your singer has slipped away. She comes back a bit later with bloodied and red fists. When Sean asks her what happened, she goes, “Oh that? Nothing really, just listening to music.” How do you, Sean, and Danny respond?

5) Sean has been trying to see where your singer disappears to and finally he runs to you and Danny and says, “You have to come see this!” He shows the two of you where your singer is and how crazy she’s acting, moving around all over the place to music. Danny says, “Hey, you really get into the music!” The next thing you know...Bam! Your singer bangs into the wall, “Oh fuck! God dammit! This happens every goddamn time!” How do you, Sean, and Danny respond?

6) While on the NSP film set, your singer keeps slipping away. One time, you find her in the bathroom puking into the toilet. You know he normally never pukes and after she’s done and she sees you she goes, “Fuck, I think I need to take a test. I’ve been puking all the time the last three days.” You’re about to go get a test when Dan comes up to you and your singer and goes, “Hey, where are you guys going? We were just about to start filming again.” How do you and your singer respond to Dan?

7) Your singer and Kevin are meeting you and Rudy for a double date. When Kevin walks up you say something to him and he goes, “What?! Sorry I can’t hear anything after being blasted with loud music for fifteen minutes.” Your singer responds, “If the music is too loud, then you’re too old.” How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

8) You and your singer are sitting in a tiny bar that Quiet Riot is performing in and waiting for the boys to finish. During Carlos’ solo in Metal Health, the guy next to you goes, “No, sir. You can’t just sneak in there and then sneak back out. It’s messed up, but I appreciate it.” How do you and your singer respond?

9) You join Dan and Arin on another Power Hour and they have a thing set up. It’s a board with pictures of your friends (Tommy, Nikki, Vince, Kevin, Rudy, and Carlos) and they go, “So the viewers really liked that thing where you stabbed the table. Do you think you could throw the knife into the board?” Your singer shrugs and goes, “...sure.” She pulls it out, switches it and throws it. It hits dead center on Vince’s forehead. Your singer says, “Yes! 20 points!” Before she goes and grabs it and gives it to Dan. “You wanna try?” Do Dan and Arin try and how does it go? How does the game of knife throwing go?

10) While playing the secrets game, Carlos akes your singer give up who she slept with before she started dating Kevin. “Well...I slept with Bons old roommate, Stephen, when we first started our band.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, and Carlos respond?

11) You and Rudy are sharing a hotel room with Kevin and your singer while at the beach. One night, you bring back a very drunk Rudy to the hotel room to find your singer and Kevin getting busy. You try to sneak out but Rudy is really, really loud and they hear you guys. How do they respond and what do you and a drunk Rudy say?

12) You and your singer go out to a party without Kevin and Rudy (although Kevin asked you to watch her) and your singer gets super drunk. At one point, you find her chatting up Dizzy Davidson. “Like, you’re in a band...that’s so cool.” He leans closer to her and goes, “Yeah, you wanna go back to my place and listen to some of my music.” Your singer normally doesn’t do this but she’s super drunk. You go over to her and go, “Come on. We’ve gotta get back to Kevin.” Your singer’s face lights up and she goes, “Kevie!! Do we get to see Kevin!” How do you and Dizzy respond?

13) You come back from the party and support your drunk singer into her and Kevin’s apartment. Kevin comes to the door and she screams, “Kevie!” Before falling into him and passionately kissing him. Kevin looks to you then and goes, “I thought I told you to watch her!” Your singer is babbling saying, “I met this really cool guy named Dizzy Davidson. He’s in a band called Britny Fox. Isn’t that cool?” How do you and Kevin respond?

14) You and your singer are on the Power Hour with Arin and Dan when Arin slaps a beer in front of your singer, “Chug this.” She shrugs and goes, “Ok.” Before stabbing the switchblade into the table and chugging the beer. Dan goes, “Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the most badass women I know. Who is downing a beer and surprisingly not choking.” Your singer finishes it and says, “Spitters are quitters.” How do you and Arin respond to Dan’s comment and how do the three of you respond to your singer?

@osbournebemydaddy your turn Bons :)

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windandwater · 7 years ago

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twitter stuff about music:

hi my heart is breaking because of the Moody Blues ((again)) ((this happens several times a year)) okay that's all thanks

a growing list of songs you just...just shouldn't cover: -Somebody To Love -More Than a Feeling I will be adding more.

I was 16 when I finally worked out that "Tommy" is the album name and "The Who" is the band. before I just called all of it Tommy The Who.

p.s. HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT??? (I DON'T KNOW)

tbt to that time at the NSP concert that I was the only one who knew every word of Pour Some Sugar On Me

discoveries: the Eros routine in Yuri on Ice goes surprisingly well with Flo Rida - Right Round

songs I've sung to myself in the last 5 minutes: -"fantasy Costcoooo" from TAZ -Newsies - Seize the Day -Starbomb - Crasher-Vania -Cats - Memory my taste in music makes sense

#about me #adventures in text posts #music #FANTASY COSTCOOOOOO

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grouchycouchy · 8 years ago

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Problematic Fave: @peeblesprotectionpatrol -mental age of 33 even tho she's a bab -can't deal with horror movies -srsly she looked up a saw trap and couldn't sleep bc of it -her two music tastes are classical and nsp/twrp/starbomb -also emo -hates anime -too pretty -could beat the shit out of most people -srsly my gf knows karate -is in love with the gremlins 2 theme -also obsessed with tommy wiseau -shadow the hedgehog is her bf

#how's abt tht #i can do it too #also i love u #gf stuff

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autistic-fool-with-ideas · 1 year ago

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Nsp SCP community is this funny

#nspscp #nsp #newscapepro #scp #scp foundation #the funnies #dr iceberg #Nsp Tommy #Nsp Ruby #I’m so sorry to the SCP fans who’ve never watched newscapepro #and are seeing this #it has context I promise #newscapepro scp

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autistic-fool-with-ideas · 1 year ago

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This is what Hooper was doing the entirety of the prison arc

#Valerie Nsp #Valerie Conwell #Nsp valerie #Nsp hooper #Hooper nsp #Nspscp #newscapepro scp #newscapepro #tommy #nsp tommy #Tommy nsp #the funnies #my art

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autistic-fool-with-ideas · 1 year ago

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When it’s 90 degrees out but the boyfriend is constantly below freezing

#scp #scp foundation #newscapepro scp #newscapepro #dr iceberg #Nsp SCP #Nsp Tommy #Nsp Ruby #frozensun shipping #frozensun

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classic-rock-roller · 6 years ago

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1. Bonham was working with NSP as a guest performer for one of their videos, but she won’t tell you guys anything until it comes out. When it does, you find out that it’s a song about selling your soul for a saxophone solo. Bonham plays the ‘Saxy Succubus’, and is dressed in knee high heeled leather boots, fishnets, a barely-ass length red and black satin dress, a red cape resembling Danny’s, shoulder length gloves with 3-inch fingernails attached (like that picture, I can send it again if you want), intensely heavy makeup and Rikki Rockett-esque hair. She shows you, Sean, and Kevin the video, and Danny and Arin watch it again. When it’s over, Sean asks, “What the hell were you wearing? That was weird.” She just smiles, “Oh, I loved it. Me an Danny designed it together. So what do you guys think?” How do you and Sean and Kevin respond, and what do Danny and Arin say?

Sean: Wow! You look hot!

Me: Don’t you dare “get busy” to that you still live in my house.

Kevin: Well...it’s...something.

Danny: It’s great isn’t it?

Arin: I liked it.

2. After Thanksgiving, you and Bonham are with Arin and Danny and are watching them film the mystery drink challenge power hour. Bonham offers a tray of Jello her family made, but when they open it, Danny gags. “There’s so much alcohol in this I can smell it from here. These are shots and we don’t drink.” Bonham just looks confused. “Those can’t be shots, it’s just jello. It tastes like nothing.” You test it and sure enough, they’re shots. “What the hell? I can’t taste it or smell it, and I ate like, a quarter of this tray on the way over here.” How do you, Arin, and Danny respond?

Me: Ok, I’m driving us home.

Arin: Christ, you have a very high alcohol tolerance.

Danny: I’m getting drunk all the way over here.

3. Bonham comes up to you and Kevin super excitedly one day and shoves a USB disk at you. “Listen to what I made!” she says. You give a listen, and it’s this song, played on melodica and clarinet. She’s super proud of it, even though it’s a bit silly. How do you and Kevin respond to what she did out of sheer boredom?

Me: I think it’s great

Kevin: Wow, you were really bored.

4. You and Kevin and Arin and Danny went with Bonham and her brother Chuck to test out Chuck’s new dirt bike. Chuck shows you all how to do it, and Arin and Danny do fairly well for themselves. Bonham takes a turn, and as she’s taking a turn too fast she falls off. Before you guys can hardly react, she’s up, dusts herself off, and gets back on. When It comes time, do you take a turn? What do you all say when she gives the bike back to Chuck?

I don’t take a turn.

Me: I’m good.

Kevin and Arin: Are you ok?

Danny: you really wiped out.

5. Bonham is telling you, Kevin, and your band a story of when a drunken neighbor flipped his pickup into her driveway. The cab was crushed but the passenger and driver were fine, but when the cops came the driver bolted. The passenger told the cops, “His name’s Jesse James, he’s 23–” but before she finished, Bonham’s mom piped up, “That’s a crock of shit! His name’s Kevin Karlsson, he was born in 1965, and his dad’s house is just back there. He’s probably hiding in his closet. I can take you there if you want.” She took the cops down there and sure enough, that’s where he was. How do you all react to the story?

Me: That’s almost as bad as when my dad found a dead body at his apartments.

Sean: Whoa!

Linus: What the fuck?

Erik: Yeah, what the fuck?

Kevin: Oh, Bons and I have already heard that story.

6. Bonham’s noodling around on her clarinet one day when you and her and Kevin are hanging out with Arin and Danny. Arin says, “What can you play? Sing us a song on your toot stick.” She says, “Hmm. Oh! Wanna hear something cool?” and proceeds to play the guitar solo from Goodbye to Romance. How do you all respond?

I start to tear up and Danny and Arin go, “What’s wrong?”

Me: Oh nothing it just reminds me of Randy.

Kevin: How long did it take you to learn that on your clarinet? It sounds amazing.

7. Kevin and Bonham keep fighting because she keeps calling him a bitch. One day, you see him hide all the cups from her. “She can’t drink until she apologizes.” “This is ridiculous, but whatever.” you say. You’re both sitting in the kitchen when she looks for a cup. Kevin looks at her expectantly, but she just grabs a bowl and pours it full of milk, then takes a drink. “I know what you’re doing and I’m not going to apologize for something I’m not sorry for.” she says. How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Kevin, you are a bitch.

Kevin: Why are you both ganging up on me?!

8. You’re in the studio one day with Kevin and Arin and Danny visiting Bonham when she’s doing some solo stuff. She’s being extremely picky; if something doesn’t sound perfect she’s doing it over again. “Why are you being so picky? I know it has to sound good, but damn dude.” Arin says. Bonham just tells him, “If you’re satisfied with your sound on the first try then you’re not good enough. How will you get better if you like everything on the first try?” How do the three of you respond?

Me: Why do you think our records sound so good?

Arin: I’d hate being your producer

Danny: You two are perfectionists.

9. Bonham keeps grafiiti-ing Eddie Van Halen’s stuff because he keeps insisting that she doesn’t belong in the music world. She’s ruining his things, but she hasn’t gotten caught yet. “So, Randy, how does it feel to be dating a criminal?” Kevin asks him one day. “Hey, I’m not a criminal.” Bonham says. “I’m an outlaw.” “What’s the difference?” Kevin asks. “The difference between criminals and outlaws is that outlaws don’t get caught.” she says. How do the three of you respond?

Me: You’re going to get caught eventually.

Randy: Yeah, and I’m not bailing you out.

Kevin: Just be careful, please.

10. Sean has locked himself in his room on a rehearsal day, and your band are having none of it. Luckily for you guys, his window is open and he doesn’t have a screen in it, so Bonham and Erik are throwing rocks in it to get him out. Eventually, he comes outside and says, “What’s your problem man? You hit me and Gina while we were making love!” Bonham just says, “You were alone in there.” “And jacking it,” Linus says. “THAT IS ONE NARRATIVE!” Sean shouts. How do you and the rest of your band respond?

Erik: You masturbate too much.

Linus: you need to keep it in your pants sometimes man.

Me: And you’re doing it next to my kids.

11. Bonham is scheduled to hang out with you and Kevin and Arin and Danny one evening, but she’s late. She won’t answer her phone, so after some time you all head over to her place to see what’s up. The door is unlocked and hanging open, and you find her in her pajamas, in a corner, and chugging what looks to be her third bottle of wine. “What are you doing?” Arin asks. She glances over, eyes glazed, and starts laughing. “I’m celebrating! I’m single now. Time to be a hoe!” She giggles a little bit before she tips over and starts crying. How do the three of you react?

Kevin: Did Rudy break up with you? That bitch.

I go over and hug her and make her feel better. We all end up sitting on the couch and I make sure she doesn’t drink anymore.

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1) You are still on the Power Hour with Dan and Arin. Arin goes to your singer, “So, what do you listen to on a daily basis?” “Oh...this.” And your singer plays Ten Seconds to Love. “Why this?” Dan asks. “Well, the bass is heavy and it helps me get out anger. Plus I mean...the subject is kind of obvious.” “No, not really.” How do you, Arin, and your singer respond?

2) You, your singer, Kevin, Rudy, and Sean went to one of your singer’s friend’s wedding. She was finally marrying her girlfriend. While there, your singer is leaning on Kevin and you’re talking with Rudy when you heard Sean go, “The world is my lesbian wedding.” How do you, Rudy, Kevin, and your singer respond?

3) You, your singer, Rudy, and your singer’s friend, Jon Bon Jovi are in line waiting to get into a concert you’ve wanted to see. Because the four of you are semi-famous, you have a lot of people looking at you. All of a sudden, you hear your singer gasp and turn around, “Can you please not touch my ass, Sir?” The big, heavyset guy behind you just nods. Your singer turns back around and not even five minutes later, you hear her gasp again and go, “That’s it.” She whirls around on him and punches him square in the face. How do you, Rudy, and Jon respond? What does the huge guy do and how do all your fans around you respond?

4) Your singer is really drunk one day while you’re working on an album with Crüe. Tommy leans over to her and goes, “I dare you to kiss Mick. He needs some action.” Your singer goes over to Mick and pulls him in for a heated kiss. She turns around then and goes, “I have found my Mick!” Before promptly walking out to her car (although she shouldn’t be driving). How do you, Vince, Nikki, and Mick respond?

5) Your band is making a new album and your producer keeps pushing your singer to sound harsher, “Sound like Tom Keifer. You need to sound like him.” Your singer is getting pissed so she somehow releases this really harsh version of a song from her voice. Afterward, the producer goes, “That was great!” Your singer is about to say something, but when she opens her mouth, nothing comes out. She gets this terrified expression on her face and starts waving her hands. She pulls you over to her and mimes, “I can’t speak! I can’t speak!” How much the producer pushed her caused her to damage her vocal cords. How do you, Sean, Erik, and Linus respond? What does the doctor say once she goes?

6) You, Kevin, Rudy, and your singer are at an awards show and Bon Jovi is getting an award. You’re all standing backstage because War Angel is supposed to be getting one too. You, Rudy, and Kevin hear your singer go from behind her wine glass as Jon comes offstage, “Mmmmhh, I love my Jersey boys.” How do you, Kevin, and Rudy respond?

7) Kevin and your singer got into a huge fight about her dating Nikki before she dated him and she screams at him across the backstage of one of their concerts, “At least I’m not going to name our son after him, “Christ!” Kevin stops and goes, “Wait, we’re having a son?” You, Rudy, Carlos, and Frankie don’t even know she was pregnant. How do the four of you respond?

8) You and your singer have just become roommates and are trying to get your band together. One day, he’s not home until four am and didn’t answer your calls. So you’re sitting on the couch waiting for her. When she opens the door you go, “Where were you? You had me worried. Wait...is that a hickey?” You look closer and sure enough, there's a hickey on her neck, “What’s that from?” “Well, do you remember those cute guys we ran in to at the bar? That guy Kevin asked me out on a date and...uh...well...” At that moment, the door bangs open and Kevin comes in after her, “Ok, so where’s the bedroom?” How do you respond to all this and what do Kevin and your singer say?

9) Your singer still doesn’t know what to wear so one day, she comes in in fishnets, and ripped leather pants, knee-high heeled boots, and a tight red dress and her hair teased. Sean is about to say something and she goes, “Sean, I swear. If one fucking word comes out f that huge ass mouth of yours, I’m digging my heel into your foot. And I won’t regret it.” How do you, Linus, Sean, Erik, Rudy, and Kevin respond?

10) Your singer takes you, Kevin, and Rudy to take care of Hei Hei. Your singer lets her out and gets her food and water and then checks on the house. You follow her out of the house and once Hei Hei hears the squeaky door, she comes running full speed at your singer flapping her wings. She stops at your singers’ feet. Your singer giggles and goes, “Hey, Hei Hei,” before petting the top of her head and putting her in her cage. How do you, Rudy, and Kevin respond?

11) You’re on the Power Hour with Danny, Arin, your singer, and Kevin. Your singer is pissed at Kevin because he’s being a little bitch and an asshole. Danny says something to your singer about starting the game and she goes, “Of course I’ll start the game,” she glares at Kevin, “If the little bitch doesn’t mind.” You can clearly tell that Arin and Danny are uncomfortable when Kevin and your singer glare at each other. Danny finally says, “Wow, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.” Kevin vaults over the table and starts making out with you singer. How do you, Danny, and Arin respond?

12) Kevin just got laid off of work and QR hasn’t started their new album so he’s in a slump. He’s complaining about it when your singer goes, “You could be my house bitch and take care of the kids while we go on tour.” How do you, Kevin., and Rudy respond?

@osbournebemydaddy your turn Bons :)

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classic-rock-roller · 6 years ago

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1. You’re in the Game Grumps studio and Bonham and Danny are singing a song together while you and Arin are reviewing the power hour in post. At one point Danny takes it up a few notes to try to harmonize. It sounds nice for a second, but then it sounds terrible. “Dammit Dan, I lost the note cause you tried to harmonize.” How does he respond and what do you and Arin say?

Dan: you should have kept it. Stick your finger in your ear.

Arin: It sounded good for a second.

Me: I can’t harmonize for shit.

2. You’re in the car with Bonham and Arin and Danny on your way to get lunch. When you get to where you’re going, Bonham tries to get out of the back of the car, but her foot gets stuck between the seat and the door, and she falls out of the car and lands on her side. The three of you just watched it happen, but she springs up immediately, “That was fun, let’s go.” How do the three of you respond?

Me: Are you ok?

Dan: You’re something else.

Arin: Let’s not so that again

3. You and Danny are talking in the Game Grumps studio one day, and Arin and Bonham are nowhere to be found. You’re having a nice time. Ross comes up to you at one point and says, “You guys should come see this, it’s crazy.” You and Danny follow him, and find Arin and Bonham taste testing weird shit that Matt and Ryan (Supermega, fellow Game Grumps) are mixing. How’s it going when you arrive? What are Matt and Ryan giving them? What do they all say when you and Danny arrive?

They’re gagging and Matt and Ryan are making different cocktails out of things like escargot, caviar, and calamari. They look at us and Matt and Ryan are like, “Wanna join?” While Bons and Arin scream, “DON’T!”

4. You and your band are finally finished with a late night concert and meet and greet. Danny, Arin, Suzy, and Ross were there, and when you see them, Ross says, “Geez guys, you look like hell.” “Yeah, you look like something they serve at 2:30 in the morning at IHOP.” Danny says after hugging Bonham. How do you and Bonham respond, and what do the Grumps say in response?

He goes to hug me and after I’ve been hugging him for a bit he goes to move when Kevin goes, “Don’t move. She fell asleep.”

Danny: Jesus she must have been tired.

Suzy: Aww, she looks so sweet sleeping on your shoulder.

Arin: Besides the fact that she’s drooling a bit.

Bons: We’re all exhausted. She usually passes out on the tour bus about this time.

5. Bonham is doing Danny’s makeup for the NSP one-night-only performance on a talk show. They’re in the room next to yours and at one point you hear her yell, “Dammit, just fucking hold still!” You go see what’s happening, and Danny is having none of the makeup thing. “It’s tickling my face!” How do they respond to you coming in, and does he ever get his makeup on?

Danny looks over to me and goes, “How can you do this on a daily basis for your concerts? Jesus.”

Bons: Stop looking over at BabyCarrot and look at me.

He finally does get his makeup on.

6. You’re eating lunch with the Grumps and Bonham one day, and out of nowhere Danny says, “Want to see a dumb trick?” “Sure,” Bonham says. He then proceeds to put a small piece of bread in his mouth, spit it into the air, and catch it in his mouth. “Ta da,” he says through his full mouth. How do you, Bonham, and Arin respond?

Me: You're a human canon!

Bons: That’s awesome!

Arin: No it’s not it’s gross.

7. Danny is speculating on ideas for the next NSP album and he says, “It would be neat to use a melodica, but we don’t have one.” Instantly, Bonham says, “I have one.” Instead of gratitude, his initial response is, “Why do you have a melodica?” “If you need weird instruments, I’m your guy.” How do you and Danny respond?

Me: Where do you think we get all those awesome instruments for our albums?

Danny: Awesome! I may have to hit you up for some.

8. Bonham is in the studio working on her solo cover album, and one day you and Danny and Arin decide to surprise her by bringing her lunch. When you get there, you find her lying on the floor with her eyes closed and The Last Unicorn playing and she’s singing along. The song ends and she still hasn’t noticed that you’re there. Danny says, “You were singing my song.” She jumps a little and says, “When did you guys get here?” How do the three of you respond?

Me: We brought you lunch. We’ve been here for a majority of the song.

Danny: You like it that much?

Arin: Why are you on the floor?

9. You’re eating lunch with Bonham and Arin and Danny, and at one point Danny asks, “Hey Bonham, have you ever been in bed with somebody and called them the wrong name?” She’s taken off guard, and says, “Wha–no? How would that even work? Just like, ‘unh, Batman, take me…’ What even, man?” This for some reason makes him laugh uncontrollably. How do you and Arin respond and what does Danny say when he’s done laughing?

Me: I almost called Kevin Nikki once but caught myself before I did.

Arin: How did that go over?

Danny: Batman? Seriously that’s the best name you could have used as an example.

10. Danny and Arin discovered your band’s song “through the ages”, where each member of your band was dressed as a different stage of life (Sean was the baby, Bonham was the kid, Linus was the teenager, you were the adult, and Erik was the old man. I can’t find it looking back but I think you know the one). They’re admiring the different looks, but in the scene when Bonham and Sean are playing they start losing their shit. “What’s so funny?” you ask. Arin says, “She pretends to be so fuckin serious all the time but then this…” He trails off laughing and Dan says, “The emotions I feel inside from the cuteness is unbearable.” How do you respond, and what does Bonham say?

Me: Yep, Bons is a big cutie-pie. She’s always been since we first met and I love her for it.

Bons: I AM NOT! I am serious and I can punch you if you wrong me.

I come up behind her and hug her from behind, “You’re a Cutie-Pie!” Danny runs up and hugs her screaming, “Cuddle puddle!!” and then Arin joins in.

11. Arin learned that Bonham likes guitar hero so he and Dan come to you two one day and suggests that you and her join them on guest grumps to play it. “We’re all musicians so it’ll be fun.” How do the two of you respond, and do you do it? If you do, how does it go?

Me: We can but be prepared to have your asses beat.

Bons: Hell yeah!

It goes well and of course Bonham beats all our asses.

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1) Your singer never hugs anyone unless he is really close to them or really likes them. One day, while you’re about to start a Power Hour, she comes up and hugs Danny from behind, “Hi, Danny.” Arin goes, “What the fuck? Where’s my hug?” Your singer looks under Danny’s arm (because he’s nine inches taller than her), “You don’t deserve a hug yet, Arin. Danny is just very huggable, kind of like Kevin.” How do you, Dan, and Arin respond?

2) You’re working on your album with NSP and your singer really wants to cover Same Old Situation by Mötley Crüe. You’re discussing it with Danny and your band members when Sean pipes up, “What is that song about anyway? I never got it.” How do you, your singer, Danny, Linus, and Erik respond?

3) Nikki and Tommy thought it’d be a great idea to have you and your singer dance as some of the strippers in Crüe’s music video for Girls Girls Girls. While filming parts, Vince or Tommy would either wolf whistle at you and your singer or scream, “Look like you’re having fun up there, dammit!” One time, your singer screams back, “I’m not a fucking stripper. I’d rather be the one placing the dollar bills in the girls’ panties.” How do you, Tommy, Nikki, Vince, and Mick respond?

4) Your singer made you swear to never tell Kevin that she dated Nikki before she dated him. One day, Kevin comes to you with a box and slams it down on the table so hard it makes you jump, “What’s this?” He slides it over to you and you open it to find...compromising pictures of Nikki and your singer when they were drunk on a tour before she met Kevin. How do you respond and what happens once your singer gets home?

5) Your band has just started and you need to find stage outfits. One day, your band, Randy, Rudy, and Kevin are in the studio when you hear Sean ask, “What the fuck are you wearing?” And you turn around to see your singer in leather pants, thigh-high heeled leather boots, a long leather trench coat, a layered shirt and a black top hat on top of a black wig. “What? I wanted to experiment. Although on the walk here I got quite the looks.” Sean replies, “Yeah, because you look stupid.” How do you, Erik, Linus, Randy, Rudy, and Kevin respond?

6) You, your singer, Kevin, Rudy, and Nikki are all drinking at your singer and Kevin’s house. Dan and Arin are there too but are not drinking. Your singer gets really quiet and goes and stands out on the balcony. This would not be odd except its only 15 out and your singer doesn’t have a jacket. Soon the rest of you come out. You’re the first one to your singer and she goes to you, “What do you think would happen if something happened to me? Would anyone care?” she looks back over the balcony, “At least the criticism would stop.” How do you, Kevin, Rudy, Nikki, Danny, and Arin respond?

7) Your singer is still with Kevin onstage after she kissed him. And Rudy, Carlos, and Frankie are getting annoyed. The crowd keeps screaming, “Kiss your wife again!” And your singer won’t leave the stage. What do you do to get her off the stage?

8) You and Rudy are Mal, Eddie, and Roxanne’s godparents. One day, your singer pulls you and Rudy aside while the kids are playing and goes, “God forbid, if anything happens to Kevin and I. You’ll take care of our babies, right?” You can see the worry and fear behind her eyes as she goes from looking at you to looking at the three of them. How do you and Rudy respond?

9) Your singer takes you, Rudy, and Kevin with her to her parents’ house to take care of their chicken while they’re on vacation. You, Rudy, and Kevin are upstairs watering the plants when you hear the door open and your singer scream, “No, Hei Hei!” The three of you turn around to see the chicken running up the stairs and your singer chasing after it, “Get back here you fucking chicken!” How do you, Rudy, and Kevin respond? Do you help her catch the chicken?

10) Sean is still being an ass to your singer while in the studio. She’s exhausted from taking care of her kids and one time, she just bursts into tears, “I can’t take this. I’m exhausted. I need sleep but we have to finish this. And Kevin is so great and he takes care of our kids but he’s so busy at work right now and I just...” How do you, Erik, Linus, and Sean respond?

11) You, Kevin, your singer, and your singer’s sister are all sitting on your singer and Kevin’s couch. Your singer is reading and the three of you are watching a movie. At one point, your singer’s sister looks at her and goes, “Can you stop breathing? It’s annoying.” Your singer closes her book and goes, “I’ll just go in my room since my very presence seems to piss you off when you’re already in a piss ass mood.” “Why don’t you disappear? It’ll make my life a hell of a lot easier.” Your singer leaves the room. What do you and Kevin say to her sister?

12) You’re on tour with War Angel and Rudy, Kevin, and Dan and Arin are with you. One day, you’re looking for your singer and Danny comes out to you, Arin, and Kevin and goes, “You have to see this.” He takes you to the back of the bus where you find Rudy and your singer cuddled together sleeping with your singer’s face in Rudy’s neck. How do you, Arin, and Kevin respond and what do your singer and Rudy say when they wake up?

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1. For your group cover of Buried Alive, Sean was given the opportunity to do the mallet percussion (marimbas and xylophones and such), and he gladly accepted. In the studio, you’re all marveling at his setup (you, your band, NSP + Arin, and QR). Bonham walks behind one of the vibraphones and Sean says to her, “Bons, sing me a song on your xylophone machine.” She picks up a mallet and very deliberately hits one singular note without drawing the mallet back, resulting in a metallic thump. Who stuck around to look at the setup, and what do they all say in reaction to her “song”?

Danny, I, Rudy, and Sean stuck around for her song. Carlos and Frankie were tussling on the floor. Erik and Linus were setting up their instruments. Arin was talking to Suzy and Kevin tried to get me to come to the bathroom with him but I said no so he went on his own.

Me: Pretty cool.

Rudy and Dan are talking so they haven’t said anything yet besides trading notes about bass playing.

Sean: That sounded great!

2. You and Bonham are in the Game Grumps studio after you’re finished filming the Power Hour, and you’re talking with Dan and Arin. Arin is describing a difficult game they’re playing, and has a screencap of it on his phone and is asking Dan for advice. “Dude, I think you need to go down under there.” Dan says. “Down Under? I love that song!” Bonham says. “Yeah, it’s great.” Arin says, and proceeds to sing it like this. Bonham laughs, thinking it’s funny. How do you and Danny respond?

Me: Oh my god, my ears.

Danny is laughing hysterically.

3. You, Bonham, Sean, and Kevin were invited to do Table Flip with the Game Grumps. You’ll be playing Cards Against Humanity. The game is going well until about halfway through. Bonham says, “Man, I’m losing something fierce.” Danny says, “If you want to start winning we could add the Strip rules.” How does she respond and what do the rest of you say? (you, Sean, Kevin, Arin, Danny, Suzy, Barrry, Ross)

Bons: Sure!

Me: I’m good. I’ll leave the room if you do since you know no spectators.

Kevin *already unzipping his pants*: I love a good game of strip cards.

Sean is blushing a deep red color.

Danny: Oh my god, Kevin. Put your pants back on.

Arin: What did you expect him to do when you suggested strip cards?

Suzy, Barry, and Ross are kind of just surprised by how crazy the three of us can be and I vault over the table and tackle Kevin to keep him from pulling off his pants. (because MOST of the time he wears nothing underneath)

4. Your band is onstage one night and for one of your songs you let Bonham have an extended solo so the rest of you can have a break. She walks forward to center stage and gets through about four bars before there’s a weird creaking overhead. You all think nothing of it, until a stage light comes crashing down, taking Bonham with it. What happens next and how does everyone react?

I scream, “Oh my god!” And run out to her while our manager is screaming at me not to be stupid because another light may fall. I push the light off her and make sure she’s still breathing while Sean calls 911. She ends up being fine just bad burns from the light and a broken leg. I stay with her in the hospital until she wakes up and makes sure to make her feel better because the burns really hurt and she’s got fish skin on her arms and leg which she doesn’t understand and I have to explain to her.

5. You get home one day to find Bonham sleeping on the dog bed in the living room. “What are you doing?” you ask. She says, “The dog is in my bed, so I left her there.” How do you respond?

“Aww, that’s adorable. But couldn’t you have squeezed in with her?”

6. Sean and Bonham are playing Super Smash Bros. one day, with you and Kevin watching. Bonham’s beating his ass, and he’s pissed. “This doesn’t make sense, I know all the combos,” he says. Bonham laughs a little and says, “But the combos are useless against BUTTON MASHING!!!” before spamming a single button and winning the match. How does Sean react and how do you and Kevin respond?

Sean: “Seriously?!”

Kevin: Never play against Bons, she always wins.

Me: Yup, she always does.

7. You and Sean and Kevin are watching Bonham play Paper Mario one day, and she’s gotten to the final boss, the Shadow Queen. The Queen is monologuing, and in it she says, “I shall punish you.” Bonham responds with, “Ooh, spank me daddy.” That’s weird and you all know it. How do you all respond?

Kevin *looking towards me*: You should call me daddy.

Me: Gasps (covers Sean’s ears) There are children present! And no I will not call you that its gross.

Sean: You know I’m like 24 right? But still...ewwww

8. You’re in the car with Bonham and Chuck one day, when you come upon a magnet-driving bus. Chuck is driving, and the bus is sticking right next to him. He takes a big breath and grips the steering wheel tightly. “What’s up, you nervous?” you ask him. He shrieks, “I HAVE A FEAR OF BEING ALONGSIDE BUSES!” How do you and Bonham respond?

Me: Really? It’s just a bus. what could happen?

Bons: It’s a bus. You’re fine.

9. You and Bonham are in the Game Grumps studio after filming the power hour. You slip away to grab a drink from the fridge, and when you get back, you see Bonham and Dan dancing like this to that song and Arin is filming it on his phone. When they finish, you ask, “What are you doing?” Arin responds, “We’re making a video for tha ‘Gram.” (Instagram). How do Bonham and Dan respond and what do you say?

Dan and Bons are laughing hysterically while doing it and I roll my eyes, “Do people seriously like watching this?” Bons and Dan pull me in then and go, “Come on stop being a sourpuss.” I slowly start dancing with them and I laugh along with them.

10. You’re in the Game Grumps studio hanging out waiting for editing to finish up so you can see the final cut, and when Bonham went to get her lunch from the fridge, Danny and Arin got into her phone and are scrolling through her pictures/videos. You hear Danny say, “Holy shit, you gotta see this!” You go over to see what they found, and it’s an old video from when Bonham was in high school. It’s her choir doing a performance of The Rose (originally by Bette Midler), and she’s soloing. “I didn't know she used to sing, what happened?” Danny asks. “What are you doing?” Bonham has returned with her food. What do you, Arin, and Danny say?

Arin: You were so good! Why did you stop?

Danny: Yeah, why did you stop singing?

Me: She still does. On a lot of our early records, we shared singing and we did duets together. And she still does now. We just don’t do duets as much. I don’t know why we just don’t. For some reason, only one song that we dueted on ever broke into popular music. You have to really listen to our whole albums to hear the rest of her’s but they’re some of my favorites.

11. Your band is doing a one-time-only live performance of your song with NSP for a talk show. You’re all ready to go on, but Sean is nowhere to be found. You all go to his dressing room to find it locked. Bonham knocks angrily and says, “What are you doing, come on!” Sean answers with, “Uh, I’m masturbating, like, furiously right now, so you’re going to have to wait.” How do you, Erik, Linus, and Danny respond?

I bang on the door, “Fucking seriously Sean Robert Parsons! You can’t keep it in your pants for another two hours!”

Erik and Linus are stifling giggles until I glare at them.

Danny: Boy you’re angry, breaking out the middle AND last name.

I bang on the door again and say, “You better fucking quit it right now or so help me god. I will barge my way in there and fucking pull you out. It’s nothing I haven't seen before.”

Danny: What?!

Me: I live with Kevin remember.

Sean opens the door then and goes, “Jesus ok.”

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1) Your singer has gotten really drunk at one of Quiet Riot’s concerts. You’re trying to keep her from doing something stupid but she slips away from you. The next thing you hear is “Kevie!” and you see your singer wrapped in Kevin’s arms onstage and kissing him passionately. (luckily it wasn’t during a song). The crowd erupts in roars and wolf whistles. What does Kevin say to the crowd after they finish kissing and how do Carlos, Frankie, and Rudy respond? Do you drag your singer offstage?

2) You, your singer, your band, and Crüe are in a bar and all gathered around Tommy and your singer. There are several overturned shot glasses on the table and several other spectators. Tommy grabs one of the last shots and takes it before turning it over and going, “Your turn.” Your singer downs her second to last shot and then Tommy drinks his before promptly running to the bathroom. Your singer downs hers easily. How do you, Erik, Sean, Linus, Vince, Nikki, and Mick respond?

3) Your singer is exhausted from taking care of a two-year-old and a newborn after your band comes back from your hiatus. Sean is doing things to piss her off like going, “You missed coming in there by a quarter of a second.” Your singer gives him the look and both Erik and Linus visibly shrink back. “What’s that look for? You just look confused and constipated,” Sean asks. Your singer gets up in his face and goes, “This is my ‘you pissed me off face’...learn it well. For it will be the last thing you see before you’re shoved out of rehearsal for the rest of the day. Got it? I love you dearly but don’t fucking piss me off when I’m exhausted. You won’t like me then.” Just then newborn Eddie leaves out a piercing cry and Mal goes, “Mommy!” Your singer closes her eyes and huffs through her nose, “Coming, loves!” How do you, Sean, Erik, and Linus respond?

4) You are on the Power Hour with Dan and Arin and you’re talking about the many times your singer has punched assholes. Arin goes, “You need anger management.” Your singer looks at him and says, “I have anger management. It’s cursing you out in my head and then screaming to Cinderella n the drive home.” She then gives him a smirk, “Works every time.” How do you, Dan, and Arin respond?

5) You and your singer are on the Ten Minute Power Hour with Arin and Dan (she actually came to this one). While sitting at their table and working on projects, Danny sneezes, “You have cute, tiny kitten sneezes, Danny,” your singer says. How do you, Arin, and Dan respond?

6) You are with Arin and Danny while they practice axe throwing and Danny gets two axes stuck in the board, he turns around and screams, “I am a god!” Your singer says from behind her book, “Of curly hair, chips, and tripping over one's feet maybe.” Danny goes to her, “Why don’t you try then?” “Ok,” she places down her book and grabs the ax from him. She throws it and it hits dead center. I told you not to bet against me. It’s like throwing a switchblade,” she says as she hands him back the ax. How do you, Dan, Arin, and their cameraman Tucker respond?

7) You and your singer are on the Power Hour with Danny and Arin and your singer is off to the side getting something. When she hands it to Danny, he tries to give her a bug but she says, “Don’t hug me.” Danny says, “Aww, come on. Arin! Get over here! We have to hug Miss Sourpuss.” They envelope her in a hug between the two of them and Arin goes, “Aww, look an adorable carrot sandwich.” Your singer, squished between the two of them, goes, ��I hate this,” and mouths to you, “HELP ME!” At that moment, Kevin barges in and goes, “HELLO! WHAT ARE WE DOING?!” Tucker goes, “I tried to stop him but he’s strong.” How do you, Arin, Dan, and Kevin respond to the hug and how do you, Dan, Arin, and your singer respond to Kevin?

8) You, Rudy, and Rudy’s brother, Robert, are behind some young teenage guys in line in a record store when you see one of them point out your band's new record with a picture of your band on the front of it and go, “That band’s weird because they’re singer is bi. I bet she’s slept with every member of their band and will die in a few years. She’s a whore and a slut.” You look over to Robert and he looks like he’s about to blow a gasket, “You boys better stop talking about her like that.” They turn around and the other boy goes, “Why? Because you’re her boyfriend, and you’re her bandmate, and you’re her friend? Big fucking deal. I can talk shit about her all I want. She’s a freak and I won’t be surprised if she’s murdered in a couple of months.” How do you, Rudy, and Robert respond?

9) You and your singer are trying to get a very drunk Rudy and drunk Kevin home. You get the four of you into a cab and the cabby asks, “Where to?” Kevin screams, “Cocaine!” Your singer goes “No, No! We’d like to go back to our hotel please.” And she gives him the address. How do you and Rudy respond to Kevin?

10) You, Rudy, Kevin, and your singer went out to dinner and Kevin had one too many to drink. While you and Rudy are driving them home, Kevin keeps kissing your singer’s neck in the back of the car. “Kevin stop that,” your singer says as she swats him away. He then pins her underneath him and drunkenly says, “I wanna plant my seed.” Your singer tries to get out from under him. How do you, Rudy, and your singer respond to Kevin?

11) You and your singer are sitting at the kitchen table working on lyrics for your new album with War Angel. Kevin comes in and looks over your lyric sheets before going, “Yeah, this is shit.” Your singer says to him, “All of your songs are about sex or our sexual exploits. At least ours have actual meaning behind them besides, “I want to bang my wife into our bed till she passes out.” How do you and Kevin respond?

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