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[autisticfordprefect]

If I don't get choked out by a man old enough to be my father within the next week or so I'm going to vivisect elon musk on live television.

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

[bittsandpieces]

peachy pink roses and soft white wings 🩷🕊️

[amayikes]

The one that broke me was "I know I'm not gay because I've never acted on a single one of those urges".

My guy... straight people... don't have urges.

pure gold.

anyway

[camillekaze]

I just think my Rook Ingellvar would make bed time sexy AND academic 🙂‍↕️

[skyrim-forever]

The Best Places to Jerk Off in Skyrim

We have the worst list, now what about the best? Here they are in no particular order:

Lakeview Manor

This is my favourite player home by far. It's got a the lake there, the beautiful greenery, the gorgeous home you built. And I don't have no housecarl or kids to worry about, just peace and quiet

2. Bard's Leap Summit

Okay, hagravens aside (or not, depending on your persuasion) it's got a great view, the relaxing sound of the waterfall, the ancient and wild vibe. Idk about y'all but cranking it crazy style I love nature

3. Esburn's Hideout in the Ratway (once he is gone)

If you've ever been afraid of someone walking in on you, have no fear! With all those locks on the door nobody will be interrupting you :P And yes yes I know we are all "sexualize that old man" but not this one, nope

4. The Ancestor Glade

Is it a bit disrespectful? Perhaps but it's one of the most beautiful locations in the game so if y'all need me, well don't but i'll be under that tree there

5. The Understone Keep

If you me and what I'm about then you know, and that's all I'm gonna say on that <3

6. The Bard's College

To be a bard is to be horny, this is just purely for the vibes

7. The Mind of Pelagius

It would be a mad thing to do but when in Rome...

8. The Arch Mage's Quarters

Whether you are the Arch Mage or Savos is still kicking (in which case it'd be trickier), it would definitely be a vibe

9. Sovengarde

I am the Dragonborn and have just defeated the World-Eater I will do as I please, also when would you ever get the chance again?

10. The Back of the Cart

Hey, in the moment you think you're gonna die and sure your hands are bound but with a bit of creativity you can make sure you go to the block first

*According to skyrim-forever.tumblr.gov this is all my personal opinion and I implore you to think long and hard 😏 about where you would and make your own list

[soft--dogs]

happy valentine's day! i don't have any valentine's art for this year, so here's a throwback to a chibi YCHi did a couple years back. these are the examples i did of sammy hehe :3c

[wtimetravelgentlemen-notsfw]

On the couch

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[chimchiri]

♥️ Happy Valentine's Day! ♥️ Sevika's first day in the council is turning out a lot better than she had anticipated. Mel organizes only the best welcome days! Hope you're all enjoying today one way or another. Y'all deserve some chocolate and roses! -> Uncensored here

[tendermiasma]

Scent marking 💦

Full is up on Patreon 🌿

[hexlatex]

☣️

[mutualcombat]

aggressively winks at you

[leatherfag]

guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

[vannyisinsanity]

and what’s the point of having a girlfriend if she doesn’t let out a guttural moan like a man breeding you

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

[shameeater]

The end of online privacy

Now, this isn't something I usually post about from my silly goofy k1nk account (reminder to minors to not follow or scroll this acount).

But I have more followers on here than main, and this is extremely important. Like, scary shit.

This applies to everyone. If you're reading this? It's going to effect you.

I'm sure perhaps some of you have seen around about a this thing going around... KOSA, is one of the ways it's being referred to.

If this shit passes, lemme tell you...

LGBTQ+ adults and minors seeking help and community,

people looking for abortions,

people organizing protests,

anyone using their free speech to voice concerns about injustices, 

even FAN ARTISTS...

Even people reading fan fiction...

And for the purposes of where I'm posting from... people sharing and enjoying their k1nks, wanting to post things with safety and privacy... smut artists and writers, people even LOOKING for smut...

It's all gone. No privacy.

They'll have your face, your name, your age, where you live.

You'll need an ID to use any US-based platform, even if you're NOT in the United States.

Instead of dooming, here's what you can do to stop this shit in it's tracks 👍

Here is a website where you can sign a letter just by filling out a form, (it takes less than 30 seconds) and where you can call reps.

I HIGHLY suggest leaving calls if you're able, and if you have phone shyness, do this after 6pm, since it will leave messages instead.

I'm shy, but I did it!

Here's another letter to sign, takes less than 20 seconds.

Here is a form you can fill out sharing how the social media has POSITIVELY effected you.

Share all of this with as many people as you can. Our safety, freedom, joy, and protection online is at risk more than ever.

(Here is the thread where I found all of this information.)

STAY SAFE!

[welcome2h]

Tech-inept GF tries to perform routine maintenance on her tech GF...