#nrchostclub official

[nrc-therapist]

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okay so let's see, fighting fairly would mean just physical strength so no magic. for it to be fair, we'd also have to make sure no one cheats, and that one person is only fighting one person, not 5v1 or something

so @/nrc-tea is a savannaclaw student so I think he could put up a good fight

meanwhile @/somerandomdiasomniastudent has eaten a whole pavement, gravel, bones (?) and probably more, and survived. they could survive a nuclear reaction

@/official-nrc-prophet could be a potential winner but he's disqualified since he can't stop using his unique magic

Now if we CAN use magic:

@/official-nrc-prophet is definitely a winner cause I think he could use his unique magic to prophesise what his opponents next move so they'd be able to win

me because of my unique magic. it makes things around me go wrong, benefiting me in the end. who knows, maybe the floor would break, maybe they'd slip

NOW IF WE CHEAT:

listen listen, @/nrcgardens could bring out any poisonous flower they want. period.

as for @/nrccookingclubofficial, one showing of the cola ramen and everyone is out

FOR THE STAFF: @/nrcstaffofficial could beat us all up, let's be real

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

@/nrccleaningclub no need to explain to be honest. they go through so much every day

@/nrcmonstercontrol also no need to explain. if they can take down monsters, I'm sure they can take down some students

@/nrchostclub-official IF WE WERENT IMMUNE TO THEIR CHARMS, they'd win. but we all have a sense of immunity on them

@/nrc-danceclubofficial Ash doesn't stand a chance<3

@/nrc-fashion-advice also doesn't stand chance...maybe more than ash<3

@/nightraventherapy, both them and I deal with all of yalls bullshit everyday, don't fight them, give them a break

@/stressedoutcrowlet also needs a break. probably too tired to fight

@/hello-from-nrc-infirmary don't know them

@/diasomnia-gossip I mean, they're in diasomnia, they probably can use magic to beat someone up

@/thoughts-of-an-nrc-student bold of you to assume that housewarden rosehearts would let them fight

@/merlino-anais I mean, probably could win, but I don't think they would

[bonjour-it-your-hunter]

Twst rp account list for Group blog

The NRC confession:

↣ @/nrc-confessions (Last see: November 14)

NRC new paper club:

↣ @/nrcnewspaperclub

NRC cooking club:

↣ @/nrccookingclubofficial (Last see: June 26)

NRC therapist:

↣ @/nrc-therapist

NRC dance club:

↣ @/nrc-danceclubofficial (Last see: October 29)

NRC host club:

↣ @/nrchostclub-official (Last see: September 28)

NRC book club:

↣ @/nrcbookclub

NRC prophet:

↣ @/official-nrc-prophet (Last see: October 17)

Octavinelle's cafe:

↣ @/mostro-lounge-offishial (Last see: September 14)

The RSA confession:

↣ @/rsaconfessions (Last see: April 15)

The NBC student council:

↣ @/nbcstudentcouncil (Last see: July 5)

The STYX health and safety:

↣ @/styxhealthnsafety (Last see: August 31)

[rou-luxe]

@nrc-danceclubofficial @nrc-therapist @nrchostclub-official <3

[nrchostclub-official]

I thought this said Pomefiore dick sucking club and was about to post "Pomefiore dick sucking club vs NRC Host Club when?"

@nrc-confessions

[idkanametoputhere]

appreciation post for blogs like

@/nrc-confessions

@/nrcnewspaperclub

@/nrchostclub-official

@/mostro-lounge-offishial

@/mctwstsmcblr

@/is-it-offwithyourhead

etc (including similar accounts on twt)

cause how the fuck do yall handle all those askboxes and cause they're so funny omg I love them

follow these guys cause oml I love them

[nrc-danceclubofficial]

I HEAR YOUR DORM’S BEEN FIXED~

You know what that means!!

Gaming sesh, makeovers, and Rose Tart from the @nrchostclub-official ?

Directed at @nrc-therapist as well <3

-🐀

WHOOOOOO I'M DOWN!!

...as soon as I figure this shark thing out. but yeah, after that, we can hang! anyone have a transformation potion or something?

[nrchostclub-official]

♥ "rose..i...had no idea you were in this club too!!" "A host club?! Why??"

@riddle

@tea-cup-tyrant

I kiss kiss broke a vase and kiss kiss fell in debt and even though I can kiss kiss pay it back I kiss kiss didnt want to so they kiss kiss got me to join the host club 😔

[nrchostclub-official]

Please do not give the host club any more ideas 🙏

Consider: a TWST boygroup named New Kids On The Blot

[silkkorchid]

Get attacked!!❤️💗Send this to other bloggers you think you are wonderful! Keep the game going💕

Sorry for the late reply! That is all the blogs I could think on the spot

@nrc-delivery @nrchostclub-official @blind0raven @lucius-official @disgruntled-prince @cherrypieola

[nrchostclub-official]

Someone ask stuff we're dead

[nrchostclub-official]

You have to assign each of the Vice Dorm leaders a pokémon. What are the results

Rook - Meowth ngl. Idk about anyone else though

Maybe Gyarados for Jade???

[nrchostclub-official]

Oh? Perhaps this is how we should advertise the host club. 😇

Hello, I'd like to purchase 1 ticket to the Twink Talent Show

My apologies, the Twink Talent Show is across the street. We only serve cunt here, with a side dish of menacing silliness, topped with a slice of madness. If you're still interested, I'm sure I can get you on the list for this evening.

[nrchostclub-official]

Happy Pride Month from the NRC Host Club!

[nrchostclub-official]

the nrc clubs fucking uniting over murdering Riddles mum :