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dragonowlie · 11 months

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I've been doing some korok hunting in botw lately and challenged myself to find 800 of them before consulting a guide and. ever since hitting 700 it's been so slow. you'd think finding 100 little creatures scattered throughout the map would be easy when there's 200 left. you'd be very very wrong.

#i have 4 left. then it's guide time and I'll OBLITERATE the remaining 100 #i know like everyone else got their korok hunting done before totk released. however i was busy doing my first playthrough of botw then.#so im hunting them Now #dragonowlie's random texts #nowlie plays botw #<- i had a tag for this right. right

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dragonowlie · 1 year

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It's 2am and I am actually losing my mind because I cannot find my 120th shrine in botw. Where is it!!!!! Where the FUCK is it!!!! I've been around the entire world, Where is it Hiding. I cannot believe this.

#how hard can it be to find a glowing house when you have a sensor that starts beeping whenever you get in the vicinity of a shrine?#EXTREMELY‚ APPARENTLY #nowlie plays botw #im just. ????? How is it hiding from me like this???????? it better not be like the most fucking well hidden shrine quest ever. is2g

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dragonowlie · 1 year

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Game: beaten

Peace: returned

581 koroks: found

Peace out fellas I'm now gonna take a big nap

#nowlie plays botw #this is a lie I'm gonna eat something and then start tears of da kingdm

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dragonowlie · 1 year

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So I was playing botw earlier and was riding when I had to go away and get rid of some monsters, and once I finished I thought to whistle for my horse because she was close enough, right? So I whistle and whistle and nothing happens and I think "what the fuck I can literally see her icon on the mini map?? Girl??" So I go and follow her icon on the mini map and see she's moving? But I can't hecking see her? At all? So I follow her icon and finally I spot her and

Girl HOW did you get in the river??? I literally parked you on the road???? Why would you fall down the river???? And I'm like ugh fine I'll follow you we'll find a way up I suppose BUT THEN

She fucking. Gets stuck on the geometry, continuing to swim while also being on something the game considers ground, not knowing what to do. and I just. Mondlicht why. Why did you jump down into the river.

She didn't even seem to be aware of her precarious situation. This is the face of someone who doesn't understand she's in perpetual limbo now. fucking DUMBASS.

#nowlie plays botw #dw i got her out by the incredible mechanic of Swapping to Another Horse. she's fine and in a stable #but she DID lose her traveling rights for the foreseeable future. friendship ended with Mondlicht‚ now (tendou) Maya is my best horse #dragonowlie's random texts #if anything tho I'm happy i found out her true personality: pure of heart DUMB OF ASS

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dragonowlie · 1 year

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This is the second time I get jumpscared by a stalnox skeleton during the day. Stop putting stalnoxes where I'm trying to go!!! But jokes on you I am here during the day

#*goes into the shrine* jesus as if the THREE WHITE LYNELS weren't en- A MAJOR TEST OF STRENGTH??? can't have shit in Hebra Mountain #nowlie plays botw

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dragonowlie · 1 year

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Got my hands on a switch today so I could Finally start playing botw and Oops it's now 1 AM but also I need to share that my first death was from falling from the tower. which is embarrassing. because it's just after the cutscene where she's like I'm in the Castle, Go And Save This World and immediately after that my recklessness and stupidity find myself dead at the bottom of the tower having taken fatal fall damage. Hilarious.

#its like. yeah he slept for a hundred years and now has to kick ass and Oh Oops he's fucking dead. for real this time.#on another note i somehow managed to parry a guardian laser on my FIRST TRY. i WILL brag about this at any given opportunity!#nowlie plays botw #yes i am 6 years late to the party. no i do not care. i am having the time of my life here #but also. this is a category 3 Flora Starlight moment. falling off towers and all.

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