#now they are all hotties 💅🏻

[thebramblewood]

Virtuous Vampires: Demetrius Troyer, Brandy Wood, Samantha Gratz

The good kind of goths, not the rip out your jugular vein kind of goths! Not only is drinking blood messy and immoral — it's just so passe.

[0hgross]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU HOE HOE HOE ☃🎁🍾🍑👄 WE ALL KNOW UVE BEEN NAUGHTY 👀👅💦😩 SO U BETTER GET READY 👏🏻👅 FOR SANTA TO WIGGLE BOOGIE DOWN UR CHIMNEY 💦🏡🍾 WITCH SOME BIG BLACK COAL FOR UR TREE ❄️🍆🎁💦💃🏽 AND I HOPE U MADE SOME COOKIES 🍪🍪🍪 CUZ HES GOING ALL NIGHT 💦💦🚼🙈😩😜 SO GET YOUR TREE READY 🎄🎄🍆👅 AND LETS GET FESTIVE 🍾 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF THE BADDEST ELVES YOU KNOW 💅🏻💃🏽💦 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK U A HOLIDAY HOTTIE TO THE MAXXX

█  ―  𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃. ⤿ @sadb0yhourz.

⸻ " Do you know what you're saying to me right now, Takeshi? "

[sangreprince]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU HOE HOE HOE ☃🎁🍾🍑👄 WE ALL KNOW UVE BEEN NAUGHTY 👀👅💦😩 SO U BETTER GET READY 👏🏻👅 FOR SANTA TO WIGGLE BOOGIE DOWN UR CHIMNEY 💦🏡🍾 WITCH SOME BIG BLACK COAL FOR UR TREE ❄️🍆🎁💦💃🏽 AND I HOPE U MADE SOME COOKIES 🍪🍪🍪 CUZ HES GOING ALL NIGHT 💦💦🚼🙈😩😜 SO GET YOUR TREE READY 🎄🎄🍆👅 AND LETS GET FESTIVE 🍾 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF THE BADDEST ELVES YOU KNOW 💅🏻💃🏽💦 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK U A HOLIDAY HOTTIE TO THE MAXXX

❝ ... ❞

A long pause, the Prince's face goes still. Utter befuddlement crosses his features, at a loss for words. His head turns, exasperated. ❝ Yeah? ❞

There is a telling silence, a laugh forces itself out in the form of three quick breaths that leave the back of Zagreus's throat. ❝ Yeah Neeko? That's what we're doing now? Is... Is that right? ❞ His brow raises, contrary to his expectations of her going forwards. ❝ This is where we are? Holiday Hotties? ❞

The Prince can do nothing but leave his map agape, brows knitting and the smallest smile eking its way across his lips against his will. ❝ ... Who left you unsupervised? How— What're we doing here? ❞

[mercysought]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU HOE HOE HOE ☃🎁🍾🍑👄 WE ALL KNOW UVE BEEN NAUGHTY 👀👅💦😩 SO U BETTER GET READY 👏🏻👅 FOR SANTA TO WIGGLE BOOGIE DOWN UR CHIMNEY 💦🏡🍾 WITCH SOME BIG BLACK COAL FOR UR TREE ❄️🍆🎁💦💃🏽 AND I HOPE U MADE SOME COOKIES 🍪🍪🍪 CUZ HES GOING ALL NIGHT 💦💦🚼🙈😩😜 SO GET YOUR TREE READY 🎄🎄🍆👅 AND LETS GET FESTIVE 🍾 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF THE BADDEST ELVES YOU KNOW 💅🏻💃🏽💦 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK U A HOLIDAY HOTTIE TO THE MAXXX

when I saw this arrive on my ask box this morning I was wondering what sort of fresh hell this was just from the snippet I had seen. Now? Now I am just more confused. Thankful, but confused wpoifbgherg thank... thank you?