#now my 2 cents on the freek (?) thing are its funny but [hater comment] BUT i could make them insufferable and divorced

[benevadeca]

In my beautiful mind post trolls 3, after everything settles down in a (work out family issues / get floyd some medical assistance / the mt rageous courtsuit over reparations / etc) floyd staying at the pop village and very belated someone brings up "So did you like, have anything we should've picked up or did it all get lost in the whole 'months long kidnapping' thing?"

And Floyd is like oh yeah no worries I already got a guy I know who owes me a favor to come bring my stuff down from where I was staying. And a trolls-world moving truck animal comes and it's fucking Creek driving it.

And before branch can be like WHAT ❗️ Creek comes out (oblivious, regular smug) before deer in headlights at the people who want to kill him for real and going (realization of family relation, worse smug, fearful and desperate) and dropping a 'babygirl' at Floyd and then everyone is like WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️ before floyd is like (oblivious to the backstory we the audience know and so just thinks everyone thinks hes a pain) What?

And before he can meaningfully respond to the torrent of confused exclamation Creek is like Wow 🥺 (big wet eyes, insufferable) Can't believe you didn't even tell them about me? And everything we are?

And tldr they were married for 3 months for tax fraud and through a series of events that exist only in my mind they are both the worst person the other knows. Floyd is Creek's I don't argue with my girl bc I'm scared of her and Creek in turn in his wet pathetic (through gritted teeth) IDK whats wrong with this guy but he followed me home singed and afraid so ig he's my charity case.