#now im just imaging Majima with his leg bent up behind his head gettin his ass waxed and the girls like venting about her shitty bf | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

majimassqueaktoy · 2 years

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I feel like all the Yakuza guys should have body hair BUT I'm fine with Majima being hairless because I absolutely believe that he would go and get a full body wax once a week because there is something wrong with him

#he likes to be aerodynamic and smooth like a dolphin. Or something.#could easily spin this into 'makes him feel more feminine' if i wanted too but i dont want you guys thinkin i equate feminitiy with #bein lynx cat smooth #bc I dont but society etc. etc. you get what i mean?#anyway #now im just imaging Majima with his leg bent up behind his head gettin his ass waxed and the girls like venting about her shitty bf #and Majima's just goin TSSK. Naw aw. You leave that scrub.#Lmaoo #he doesnt need to go once a week either but he just does bc he likes talkin to the girls #and its also painful #so like <3 double the fun <3 #why do you people follow me im talkin bout majima gettin his ass waxed lord crikey

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