#now i'll try w french uwu

[esteban-moved]

I just realized that I no longer need to translate words from spanish to english before speaking/writing??? and it makes me so??? happy???

[zu-is-here]

Oi! Zuchii how are you, I'm fine = ^ =, and then in Russia is it cold or hot? Here in Brazil it is cold when there is rain = <= because we also do not have snow; -; .

Zuchii I was wondering if the Portuguese words I say to you make you understand Portuguese a little better. ; W;

Zuchii if you don’t know the "brigadeiro" which is a very tasty candy here you have to try UwU da to make it at home I recommend OwO then you tell me later if I like it.

Alright = tudo bem

Biscuit= biscoito

Oi Yan! I'm great, thanks <3 and you? ☆

Ohoho it's really cold in Russia :') (at least in my city) Snow has already melted and now there are also rains and puddles xp How cold is it in Brazil? I was sure it's always hot there *^*

Oh they do! Thanks to you <3 Wanna try to make this biscoito *^* By the way, are you interested in Russian? Cause I might also give some words to you! If not, then I'll keep learning Portuguese (òwó)

Tudo bem! ☆

UPD:

Oh Blue! (〃ω〃) Thank you for your interest, hope you remain determined along the way ☆

Hi! = Привет!

How are you? = Как дела?

I have a little level of French so that would be really great to remember / learn more!! *0*

Aww yay! (༶ૢ˃̵̑◡˂̵̑༶ૢ)

And thank you for these options! ☆ I remember our French teacher asked us "comment ça va?" / "Ça va bien?", is it polite or not too much?

Ah I see! Thank you <3 (I just remember how to write /or speak but not what it is pff, and this "ç" letter looks so good we used to write it way too fabulous heheh)

Yeah that was a typo, sorry xD

Really?! Oh my god, French is amazing (≧∀≦)☆

Woah that's a surprise (°▽°) How to use these now?! XD

[piplupod]

21 questions game!

tagged by @candescentcurio tysm this is so fun aaaaa!! 💙

nickname? june bug, junobear, tiny bastard, acorn, pip

real name? Juno Pippen! I'd like to legally change it to that one day!

zodiac? Virgo sun, cancer moon, leo rising/ascendant LOL i used to be somewhat into astrology but not anymore! it basically means im a big emotional baby w good brain tho

favourite music artists? ohhh this is a difficult one bc i like a lot! my general favs are hozier, david bowie (as of recently), mother mother, aurora, and the crane wives!

favourite sports team? i do not know anything abt sports, so I'll just say the local Special Olympics soccer team bc my brother is in it LOL

other blogs? too many!!! the main ones i keep up with are @grimirror (horror and barghest aesthetic), @dandelionpath (pagan/occult blog), @dandylion-fluff (lovecore, softcore, and recovery), @dandelionsquad (writeblr and character aesthetics), @forthesakeofoddities (literature, poetry, and original poems!), @forest--walker (gardening and environmental/nature info!) and a nsfw blog 🤫 (i just rb cool lingerie and some text posts LOL)

do i get asks? sometimes but not too often! its all good tho, i dont consider myself to be a popular blog LOL and i have friends to talk to shfjdjkl, i used to care a lot more but now im just vibin

how many blogs do i follow? as of this moment.... 1789..... too many ......

tumblr crushes? uwu

lucky numbers? hmmm. 13 maybe? just to be edgy?

what am i wearing? my classic overalls, a bry merch shirt (the irish singer/songwriter/youtuber), and bumblebee jar earrings that i made! no socks for this hobbit!

dream vacation? ummm idk I'd mostly like to visit my friends tbh 😭💙

dream car? smth eco-friendly and long-lasting!! i hate how many vehicles ppl buy UGH

favourite food? tbh.... its pizza LOL, i just love it a lot 😂

drink of choice? water or gingerale! cream soda is ALSO very good! or rootbeer LOL, but generally just water makes me very happy 😊

instruments? in order of how good i am at them: piano, flute, melodica, ukulele, accordion, alto sax, fiddle. i stop being very good at flute, but im decent up until alto sax LOL

languages? english, cereal box french (just a few keywords), and a little bit of Norwegian!

celebrity crushes? 🤔🤔 idk any celebrities tbh,,, it's more fictional characters dbdhdjl, but uh. yea i honestly cant think of any?? I'm trying bc i KNOW theres probably one,,,,, i just cannot think of who it'd be?? WAIT OMG NVM ITS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AS WELL SMH (howl.......) fun fact tho, i used to crush on griffin mcelroy for a while LMAO (if david bowie counts..... he's dead 😭 but i think he's very pretty,,,,,,,)

random fact? um ... accordions were first invented to tune pianos! travelling piano tuners would carry them around since accordions stay in tune so they'd be able to use it to base the piano off of!

favourite ecosystem? OWO THIS IS AN INTERESTING ONE!! i honestly rly like my ecosystem where I live! forested area with river!! its very beautiful and there are lots of interesting animals and ways that it works!

i think a lot of ppl care abt "foreign and exotic" ecosystems more than their local one, and I'm trying to change that! we've got to take care of what we've got before we care for others! 💙

favourite cat? calico for sure!!!

OOF OKAY WE'RE DONE. IS THAT EVEN 21 QUESTIONS?? yes it is i just counted sbdhdkl

anyways I'll taaaaag.... @dxveyjacobs @wormchester @warpy @richardsikenpdf @rosewyrms @autistic--zuko aaaand anyone else who wants to do it!!! pls tag me tho so i can see 👀💗💗💗

[paranormal-pal]

So I got bored and made this over the summer. This is part one and I may post part 2. Enjoy?

So basically I already posted this on Wattpad so I’m just putting all of the first part/season I wrote on this one for binge readers. 

(A/N: this is 13 pages and about 4.5k words.)

Enjoy!!!

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So tiktok was exactly like other girls, except she wasn't. She was sold to one direction 4 times, became a pet to an alpha 7 times, and has been bullied by some popular girl at school for being weird countless times.

Case and point, if she had a nickel for every normal day she had, Tiktok would have TWO nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's word that it happened twice right?

Anyway, she walked into herhigh school, orbs blinking in the sunlight. She was so quirky. Special. Not like those girls. Tiktok spun in a circle to be different than those squares. She smiled to herself, seeing that bad boy and UwU kitten talk. They were so attractive her c o r e started to heat. God can't save you now. First day of freshman year, and already off to a great-

"MoVe wHore" said the dumbass bitch ass hoe instapix or fucking whatever. She was like other girls and wasn't UwU quirky at all. What a mistake.

"O-o-oh! Sorry m-"

"Can it! I have to memorize my friends birth charts while drinking iced coffee! Ugh!" Insta-bitch stormed off, going to talk to Her friends YouTube and FaceBook. Facebook was a couple years older, but still ZAMN DADDY WHAT THOSE LEGS DO 😩😩💦💦. Anyway, instagram kissed her girlfriend YouTube than went to her class.

Tiktok blinked before being pinned to the wall by the orange guy. No not from fnaf I'm not getting sued today. He was orange and white with a dash of yellow. His orbs made direct contact with her and her body, as she blushed and UwUed to get his attention. So romantic.

"What do you w-w-want, baka?!" Tiktok screeched

"Hi, I'm Reddit. I got some DANK mey meys im selling illegally, like NFTs. Want some? I'm an alpha, so all of the money goes to my rent because soon we'll find out I'm popular and I need to support my 14 girlfriends!"

"W-what?"

Tiktok pushed this crazy man away and walked to class, dazed and confused, but undoubted girlboss.

————————$-$/&-&@-@———-

In class, Tiktok was paired with a boy named Discord. He wore blue cat ears and a tail, and talked in an accent. (Disclaimer: I am not trying to make fun of furrys. They are really cool and kinda scary and I don't wanna hurt any.)

"Hewwo! I'm discowd! What's youw nwame?!!" (Hello! I'm discord! What's your name?) the boy, discord, UwUed out.

"I-im tiktok! And we can w-w-work at my house for the project!!" Tiktok said, smiling at him as he 👉👈Ed back.

"Of couwse! I'll bwing conswuctuon pay per, and my di-" (of course! I'll bring construction paper, and my di-)

"O-okay! Let's get started!" She said, blushing madly as the apps orbs faintly spoke to eachother.

God she wanted them both so bad...

-

As tiktok walked home from school, she was happy. She had met two amazing boys. One was a badboy alpha that made her want to 👉👈 to get his attention. The other was a UwU soft boy.

Being friends with them was great!

She wore a faux smile as she walked into the house, seeing her dad,Twitter,  trying to find something to yell at her about while being a little bitch and idfk I never had a Twitter account.

Anyway tiktok went to go be emo in her room, being so coolziee and talking to discord on her phone

Tiktok: lolzies yeah we can work on the project at your house

Discord: Mk

Tiktok: smiles, flips hair back, sucks your toes

Discord: I'm gay wt French toast

Tiktok smiled and walked over to his house by the power of spite and two. She ✨🤭❤️girlbossed🥺🤭✨

-

Tiktok got to discords house and casually breaks in as you do on a cold summer day during the school year. She poped it back not cap bussin bussin. Discord UwUed to close to the sun and was like really Coolzies and stuff

Once they were done a knock happened on the door.

OH YOUR GOD ITS JESUS CRIST FROM UNDERTAIL-

Jk it was Reddit. He was being a Tumblr sexy man ever tumblr wasn't sexy or attracted to men. Tiktok stared at those DUMMY THICC abs. He had a 69.420 pack from extorting so many memes and NFTs onto the internet. He was like super cool and popular. And cishet fr not clickbait

Anyway tiktok saw his ᴵᵈᵒⁿᵗʷᵃⁿⁿᵃᵈᵒᵗʰᶦˢ Bulgy wulgy and died from sexy.

Darkness. The suffocation and surrounded her was a deafening silence that she hated. It was like a dream that would never end, yet you hated that it ever started. It choked out all the words from her lungs as she was dragged back to a state of consciousness that was deemed decent enough to survive.

"Woah tf you like died it was straight." Reddit said, knotting his head and laughing bc he's so funny and hot and cute *giggles and twirls my hair uwu* ᶠᵘᶜᵏʷʰʸ

"Ywou we're wike...swupid. Dwont dwie or I'll kwill you." Discord UwUed, smiling and being a good kitten for Reddit.

Tiktok blinked her orbs. What a goofy day! She smiled and eventually waved goodbye, being like super not like other girls as Twitter dilf sold her to singular direction yet again

But what would I know? Lol I'm not go- *turns into oodle*

-

Tiktok was being a FUCKING simp for Jesus, because y'all need him if you're reading this fic. Anygays tiktok was girlbossing like reaaaallyyy close to the sun and it was so material girl. Then discord came up and UwUed.

"I wanna twell you swometing!" Discord said

"Surezies! What i-it is?" Tiktok said to be quirky and amazing and pop-

"I don't qdywlly talk in an UwU accent I did that to steal Reddits bitches lol." Discord whispered in her ear bc he's a tumblr sexy man even though tumblr is a lie made for tax money.

"Oh. Slay ✨🤞❤️" she smiled and walked away to say the tea or some shit idk who am I  Doom eternal super shotgun Flaming meathook Upgrade?

Later that day Reddit was selling illegal Memes to insert tragic backstory cameo here when tiktok came up and smiled to him. She had gotten sold to one direction again and was telling the bad boy alpha

"H-hello bad bOi! I got s-sold to one direction!" Tiktok said, smiling

Reddit picked her up "lol no. I bought you now 😈"

"Omg hit the slay button" tiktok blushed; blurting out bs idk

Reddit than took her to his house and OH MY GOD REDDIT IS A BISEXUAL HE HAS THE FLAG. I'm bi fo Reddit lolzies twinning

Tiktok flopped onto his bed and hit the woah cutely to get his attention. They went on discord to call discord

Funnyman69: hey my kitten, call me 😈😈

DaddyUwUbaby: of course my pogchamp 🥺💦💦

They called and like sexted. Tiktok watched it was beautiful. Than she saw discord had a nwlnw pfp and OH MY GAH HES GAY!!! NOT EUROPEAN!!

Tiktok was happy with her friends. And than she realized she didn't feel romantically attracted to either of them!

What luck! Hope this doesn't become a plot point later! That would be hilarious!

-

Twitter was being a poo poo head to tiktok so she went to Reddicks house to stay for the  nights

Tiktok was being not a material girl and was acting exactly like other girls and it horrified Reddit. He tried to cheer her up by bringing over insta gramcracker. But tiktok just freaking agreed with her!! OH NOES!!!!!

"What's like wrong with you, Tikky Tokky?"

"Idk man..I just wanna go to trader joesephs.."

*gasps* "this isn't good, red boy." Instagram sighed out

"I know. It's as bad as this fic!"

"What?"

"Nothing. Maybe you can take her to your house?" Reddit asked and Tiktok took a sip of a Double Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew. She was already turning.

"That won't work. I enjoy having sleepovers and doing makeup with my fellow females so that won't do.." Instagram sighed. Sitting next to Tiktok. She leaned on her shoulder as Instagram did a blushy wushy UwU.

Reddit thought for a second before gasping

"Give me five minutes!"

——————

Discord walked into reddits room "heyo what did I miss" he said, not talking in an UwU accent because writer is lazy and sick and doesn't want to HELEN >:{

Anyways, reddiy hugged dickcord from behind and picked him up

"Well TikTok's acting exactly like other girls, Instagram is trying to fix her and is calling YouTube and I thought having two males in the room would make her try to empress us."

"Why not call Wattpad and Ao3?"

"They'll make fanfiction about her, and they're only in middle school. I'm not calling the kids I tutor into helping a big boy problem."

"Tumblr?"

"Tehe, no. To sexy"

Discord walked up to Tiktok as she was listening to a band everyone had heard of. God, this was bad. Discord started to worry before he remembered something tiktok had told him off camera.

"What's today?"

"Uuhhh...time isn't real." Instagram said, panickedly texting YouTube about women ❤️✨🤭

"April 21st, why?" Reddiy asked

Discord sighed and looked at tiktok, hugging her softly and cutely. Red duck stared at that NICE ASS BRO-

Anyway, the homo squad  looked at discord confused as he looked at tiktok with worry. She sighed and sat up, taking off the blanket she had wrapped around her.

"I'm gonna go wipe off my makeup. Wait f-for me to tell them." She sighed, going into the bathroom.

Discord nodded, sitting on his homie reddits lap and waiting. Instagram invited YouTube over and they did gay shit idk man I'm a cishet man in Ohio that sells propane 25/8

Tiktok wiped that smudge off her face and sighed. She put on a band tee jeans and spicy hot Cheetos puffs socks, and went out to face the trial by a jury of her queer's.

Tiktok fell onto the edge of the bed, sighing different than other girls would.

"She's back!" YouTube yelled, pulling Instagram and Tiktok into a hug. Tiktok blushed bc mmmm tittes.

Tiktok sighed and sat on the bed

"Ask away any questions." She sighed out, twirling her air ✨❤️✨❤️

"Why were you acting weird?"

"Do you like men?"

"What happened?"

"Why is Twitter a dilf?"

"Shut up, Reddit."

Tiktok laughed and looked around at all these bitches. They might've supported striaght rights, which smh my head is against her religion, but she tolerated those fucking idiots <3.

"I don't know if I like men, My dad was being an asshole, and I was acting weird because...todays the day my mom died of death.also Twitter isn't a fucking dilf stop behind gay."

"No ❤️"

Sigh. Imagine writing a story about gays. Couldn't be me.

Something hit TikTok's brain before she could respond to questions about tragic backstory number A.

They called and like sexted. Tiktok watched it was beautiful. Than she saw discord had a nwlnw pfp and OH MY GAH HES GAY!!! NOT EUROPEAN!!

Tiktok was happy with her friends. And than she realized she didn't feel romantically attracted to either of them!

What luck! Hope this doesn't become a plot point later! That would be hilarious!

OH MY SHIT ITS A PLOT POINT NOW.

Tiktok sighed and began telling the tale, thinking of a special not man that she seemed to start crushing on.

"Well.."

———- what's this? A flash back? In this economy????———-

"Mama! Mama! I got some bitches!" Tiktok yelled, hugging Vines legs. Being 4 was great, no worri-

Sudden, tiktok became a Disney character and had no mom. It was sad and tiktok cried at her eBay gravestone. Twitter became a GRRRR dirty capitalist and worked with some weird guy called Mlon Eusk. Damn it would be funny if he was real. But Mlon Eusk is just some fictional guy with no resemblance of anyone alive. Like Steve cobs, from hit object show inanimate insanity who's first appearance was season 2 episode 8.

Anyway vine dead was like sad and stuff,.

—— end of completely tragik backstory.——

"...and that's the gospel truth." The not like other girl sighed out. She looked over at everyone and smiled at her friends.

"Also btw I think I'm a lesbian. Tehe"

"Omg work the house yas queen pur."

"Same."

They all did one big group hug no homo.

Wow, it would be crazy if tiktok had a crush on someone. Writer definitely has an idea who that is. Fr not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual at 3 am.

-

Our protagonist has realized she's a LESBIAN!! WOW!! NOT DEGENERATE MALES!!!

Also Reddit and discord had said they were dating and flexed on everyone on how they would go on double dates with YouTube and Instagram and it was great and very Homo socks off 👍👍

Tiktok has realized who she had a crush on and ZAMN she was fine!! I'm not gonna say who it is because I'm like really evil and stuff Tehe. You can make theories tho. A hint is I haven't introduced her yet.

Anyslay, tiktok went into class when suddenly ONE DIRECTION CAME?!? IN?!?!(! WHAT IN TUMBLRS SEXY MAN SHOP AND REFDITS ILLEGAL MEYMEYS?!?!??

"Hey lol we came here bc your dad Twitter is a capitalist and sold u to us 😈😈💔✨"  they all said at once, because boy bands are all hive minds.

"I'm gæ." Tiktok said, smiling cutely and fluttering her UwU lashes, thinking of the bitches she wants to get bc tiktok gets a negative amount, she's in bitch debt.

"Sorry lolzies" singular direction claimed sexily

They suddenly burst into song bc idk man what Am I the bee movie script paragraph that I have memorized???

"Ooh baybay, I love you baybay!" One direction started, suddenly getting cut off by

*gasp*

TWITTER?? He was a Steve cobs looking mf but make it a human and a dilf. Anyneighs,

"Stay away from my baybay!"

"But father, I love him" some weird ass bitch said. Who? Jesus probably idfk.

Tiktok died of embarrassment cutely and was caught in the arms of the love of her life totally real not at all lying not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual at 3 am totally fr not at all gonna get cut off mid sentance before I can say her crushes name which i-

-

Tehe my friend is reading this he's a who're but take out the '. Anymays tiktok got caught by her super cute crush Pinterests arms and AWOOGA MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY A CRUMB PLEASE

Tiktok went face first into the chest and blushed a lot bc people are so 😩. Pinterest blushes and picked tiktok up

"You gay? I mean okay?"

"No."

"Fair enough."

Pinterest put her down and did a body builder pose, bc their aesthetic this chapter is strong  fuck you.

Tiktok did a blushy wushy and walked away, running into Reddit. She flushed

"Ahhh. Women."

"No."

"Why?"

"Men."

"No."

"Why?"

"Not men"

"No."

"Why?"

"Men."

"No."

"Why?"

"Women"

"No."

"Why?"

"Men."

"No."

"Why?"

"Not men"

"N-"

"Can both of you Stfu <3" discord asked, being an UwU baby. They both yelled at him but Reddit did it sexily. Uhh that's the chapter I'm bored lmao

Morale of the story: tiktok has a crush on Pinterest and I ate your chicken strips again

Edit - I'm making Pinterest non binary *flys into melatonin induced coma*

-

Reddit, discord, Instagram, and YouTube went on a super cute and orginal double date

Instagram had planned it all and was like super really attractive ifk man I never read the anime.

Anygays, they all went on a walk and it was super cool.

"...what a funny joke I just told :)" YouTube smiled as everyone laughed at the haha funny boy clickbait fr gone wrong. Instagram kissed her cheek. WOAHz WOMEN.

Then smiled at eachother and looked back at the reference I made to the gay in chapter one.

Insta-bitch stormed off, going to talk to Her friends YouTube and FaceBook. Facebook was a couple years older, but still ZAMN DADDY WHAT THOSE LEGS DO 😩😩💦💦. Anyway, instagram kissed her girlfriend YouTube than went to her class.

It was all foreshadowing bc I definitely have this story planned out and don't write it on the bus or when sleepy on melatonin not at all.

Reddit smiled and picked up discord, putting him on his shoulders. They did the gay stuff, like hand holding. Also discord cannonicly can't wear socks lmao.

Redcord smiled and walked with Instatube until they got to a restaurant and ate food.

Idk what I'm writing but I'm tired take this I might update one of my actual stories later idk

-

Pinterest was hitting the neigh neighed like trauma hit them when Truamatic ecssesive backstory when tiktok tackle hugged them

"Happy birthday hoe!!"

"Oh your god I forgot about that lolzies" Pinterest smiled at tiktok and they both did a blushy wushy that was a tad bit gæ

Reddit and YouTube came 🤭 over carrying the cake and did and everyone clapped so loudly everyone thought Twitter was here because of the clap of his ass cheeks being so damn massive

Tiktok held Pinterests hand (so scandalous!) and took them ice skating. The teachers didn't get paid enough to care and let them go. Then Reddit made out with his UwU discord kitten but THIS ISNT ABOUT T H O S E GAYS ITS ABOUT THESE GAYS. (And deez nuts)

Tiktok rented skates for them and they went about their skating. Everything seemed to be perf

Pintrest fell out of nowhere and accidentally pinned tiktok to the walls of the rink

Both of them turn bright red and we're being kinda gay bro ngl :/

They stood there for a couple of seconds before pintrets face fell into those NICE titz out of embarrassment. But embarrass has ass in it so they got more embarrassed, so sad. The two stayed there for a couple of seconds before going back to hand holding and ice skating.

After the amazing day at the ice skating rink the girls gays and theys went home. As Pinterest dropped tiktok off at home they smiled and kissed TikTok's cheek. Not that cheek, ya nasty.

"Nice titz lol."

Pinterest left tiktok a blushy wushy gushy mess. She walked into her house

Then the dilf known as Twitter turn around dramatically in a chair.

"Where were you??"

"Uhhh...I was with our cat..??"

As if on cue, Mr. meow meow juicy III turned on the chair

"Meow meow meow."

"MR. MEOW MEOW JUICY III??!?" Tiktok exclaimed in fear and betrayal? How could he do that??

"So..where were you?"

"I..I was ice skating.."

"Was it with that Reddit boy?! I knew he was a bad influence on you. Next it's NFTS! Then memes! Before you know it, you'll be pregnant with some gay child!!"

"Dad I-"

"No! I'm cancelling you and grounding you! Oh, I bet it was that UwU boy! He's a no good scoundrel! I'm going to call him so many no-no words!"

"Hear me-"

"Nah"

"PAPA!" Tiktok did the unthinkable and pulled out that nickname...

Twitter tensed up like he was getting his dilf cheeks clapped by his dead wife. Before he could say anything his daughter spoke up.

"Dad, I was with Pinterest. They're like really cool and have red hair. I love THEM very much. I am a lesbian and would fight men."

Twitter gasps and puts a hand to his chest.

"You're in love with a ginger girl??? ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN??"

.

"D-

Dad they're non binary-"

"YOURE IN LOVE WITH A GINGER KID???" Twitter seemed hurt, offended even. He rawred out and sent Tiktok to her room.

As she weaped into her pillow, her life seemed to fall apart. First her moms death, then her dad, and next she's gonna have to break off contact with her partner! Well, crush, but still. Tiktok cried quirkily when a tap came from her window. She looked over and saw discord??

He tapped her shoulder and handed her a burner phone. It had a sticky note that said 'thought your dad might be gingerphobic. If you wanna call use this! ~ PinPin'

Tiktok flushed and smiled, teheing and twirling her AIR ✨😀❤️✨

Maybe today didn't suck like Reddit wanted to suck her dad. Or Instagram with her mom <3

-

Reddit was acting sus and disoword was worried about that. Kinda gay bro. Reddit had fell asleep in some classes and was distance himself from everyone. He did the once a month every second Thursday and a half, and discord was going to find out why! Even if that meant UwUing to close to the sun!

After the humane hellscape Of school was over Reddit walked off fast and discord was so short (he's 2'1 🥺🥺🥺)  he fucking sprinted with the power of gwod and animwe >:3. Reddit seemed to have a juicy secret. Juicier then his Boyfriend.

Reddit walked into the hospital as discord followed en suite. Oh your god..my boyfriend takes eretile disfunction pills! And didn't tell me.. discord thought to himself, wondering now if reddick could still tap that 😕😕. Reddit waved to the desk lady and went up the elevator. He looked up and saw discord taking to the front desk lady as the doors closed. Oh fucky wucky, chucky. Reddit pulled out his phone and texted discoword.

Funnyman69: what the heckity heck 5 abs and one pec, man?!?

DaddyUwUbaby: well why awe ywou at te hospital!

DaddyUwUbaby: is it too gwet dwown bad with a nurse...💔💔

FunnyMan69: no..get in the elevator, my little omega ❤️

Going back to the first floor, Reddit held discords hand and led him up the stares. He whispered softly in his ear about gay stuff. Reddit kept his little UwU baby omega safe 🥺🥺.

Opening the door to a room, LE GASP!!

It was tumblr! She hugged Reddit cutely and was very scenemo.

"Epic little bro! Who's the guy with ya?"

"This is my boyfriend, Discord."

"Swag! Dipwads older sibling (she/they btw)"

"Stop referencing sex with Andrew garfieellllddd!" Reddit whined, hugging his sister really annoyed. They laughed and pushed him off.

"You're just here to check on me, but I'm fine! Just tell me the tea so you can go!"

"Alright, we'll first off..."

Discord zoned out, smiling becuase of the really cool people in the room. He loved his boyfriend and was finally meeting his family.

Discord chuckled to himself softly, holding a UwU locket. Wowza!!! ITS A HOMOSEXUAL!!! He held it close and wowzers looked gay. Reddit kissed his boyfriends head, picking up his kitten before waving goodbye and taking him home.

Discord kissed his cheek and smiled, waving goodbye as he went inside.

-

Tiktok and pintrest were dating, wowzers zowers. They had been through a lot togtwhr; like when my eye became vacuums and it was so sex they all died. How hot.

They were walking home and taking about really cool stuff like how the world is fucked and weather Reddit is a bottom or not.

"I'm just saying, he's a fuck boy because is fucks boys, making him a top." Tiktok explained as they made it to her house

"Nah, I think he's a bottom because imagine discord as a top." Wow such comedy. So funny, much laughter ensued.

Tiktok felt a hand grab her wrist from the door, looking up and seeing her dad. RUH Roh shaggy we're rucked. Pintrest, not understanding socail cues like a damn heterosexual, shook his hand and smiled

"Hi, I'm pin-"

"G I N G E R"

Twitter pulled tiktok inside and locked the door. He's so gingerphobic :(

Pintrest listened through the door and heard a 'lovely' conversation.

"Tiktok is that the boy-"

"They're non-binary"

"Tiktok is that the whore you've been hanging out with"

"Yea..?"

"Wt fick they're a ginger."

"And? What about it?!"

"I'll defeat them with the power of friendship! All gingers deserve to be fist faught in a Walmart parking lot and run over by the power of friendship!" Twitter rambled.

"Dad, we don't own a hot pink speedboat with all terrain drive," Tiktok mumbled referencing the pasta turtle mafia lore

'...The Power Of Friendship is, unknown to every living being, not a weapon, but a vessel, that's why it is called friend-SHIP, any that embark on it will have access to the most powerful full wheel drive vehicle imaginable and can run over anyone without having to worry about enemy resistance. This is why it is feared. The Pope, not being alive, is the only creature that knows the true nature of The Power Of Friendship, and guards it with the rest of the Communist Clams....'

Twitter remembered studying it in school and the fact she thought he didn't know this was wounding and heterophobic smh my head

"Room. NOW!"

Tiktok ran up the stairs to her not like other girls room. Twitter would probably sell her to one direction again to fix her, and she hated it. Knowing no matter what she did she couldn't fit it in with others without changing. Tiktok wasn't like other girls and hated it, she cried and cried into that stupid pillow..

(Istg if anyone kins tiktok I'm cancelling this book.)

Time and time again she'd seen it happen. She grows close to someone, dates someone with something 'wrong' with them, and gets 'fixed'. She was so happy this time. Packing her bags with everything was..almost agrivating.

Tiktok sighed and sat up in bed after a couple hours. A rlly seggsy boy band came in saying they had bought her for 2763$ she sighed and grabbed her packed clothes. She texted her friends goodbye and left a note for pintrest on what was going to happen.

She walked with the boy band and stared out the window, looking back at Twitter and feeling the affects start to kick in already..

(End of part 1)