#now i need some fanfiction where ice yells kurwa

[wulka303]

As a Polish person I LOVE Iceman being Polish or at least having some Polish family members so I will share with you 100% accurate headcanons I've created (some additional Icemav too)

● When something goes wrong or Ice is mad he will curse in Polish

● Ice mastered the art of making pierogi and bigos

● In his household the trash can is ALWAYS under the sink and he keeps cleaning cloth on the oven handle - don't ask why it's the rules

● One day the whole 86' class came over and Maverick got confused because he couldn't find the trash can

● Ice is more likely to speak Polish when drunk or sleep talking

● Ice is very difficult to get drunk

● Ice is most likely a Catholic so when he was younger he got really torn apart after realizing he was gay and will go to hell

● Later after meeting Maverick he knew it was a very good reason to go to hell

● For some reason Ice loves disco polo but will never admit it - 86' class doesn't even know the meaning behind all of the songs but will vibe nonetheless

● On Ice and Maverick's wedding reception there was a disco polo band and when Ice got absolutely hammered he sang along and danced - Slider got it all recorded and it's a fantastic blackmail material

● Ice visited Poland a few times - few during communist times and few after

● Ice hates Warsaw and loves Kraków

● When he took Maverick to Poland he lost him for a while and later found his husband befriending babcia

● As a Polish person Ice is very hospitable so he didn't mind Dagger Squad at his home all the time

● Ice learned the lyrics to Biały węgorz aka. The polish cow song

[blackcat2907]

Umm, why is this NOT canon?

As a Polish person I LOVE Iceman being Polish or at least having some Polish family members so I will share with you 100% accurate headcanons I've created (some additional Icemav too)

● When something goes wrong or Ice is mad he will curse in Polish

● Ice mastered the art of making pierogi and bigos

● In his household the trash can is ALWAYS under the sink and he keeps cleaning cloth on the oven handle - don't ask why it's the rules

● One day the whole 86' class came over and Maverick got confused because he couldn't find the trash can

● Ice is more likely to speak Polish when drunk or sleep talking

● Ice is very difficult to get drunk

● Ice is most likely a Catholic so when he was younger he got really torn apart after realizing he was gay and will go to hell

● Later after meeting Maverick he knew it was a very good reason to go to hell

● For some reason Ice loves disco polo but will never admit it - 86' class doesn't even know the meaning behind all of the songs but will vibe nonetheless

● On Ice and Maverick's wedding reception there was a disco polo band and when Ice got absolutely hammered he sang along and danced - Slider got it all recorded and it's a fantastic blackmail material

● Ice visited Poland a few times - few during communist times and few after

● Ice hates Warsaw and loves Kraków

● When he took Maverick to Poland he lost him for a while and later found his husband befriending babcia

● As a Polish person Ice is very hospitable so he didn't mind Dagger Squad at his home all the time

● Ice learned the lyrics to Biały węgorz aka. The polish cow song