#now i just need my FUCKING DOG TO BE OKAYYYYY

[ahricore]

thank u to all the random ppl being nice to me in my dms ily 🥺🥺

[just-jordie-things]

oh my MY FAVOURITE MEGUMI WRITER JUST POSTED A NEW FIC djffkfkfkckf gurl imma read that ASAP but for now *pulls out the tea cup* let's talk (read as:spam) about the new episode. Grab some popcorn for its about to the long.

☕ *sips heavily* FIRST ZERO OFF! The haters be hating but let's just ignore them disrespectfully respectfully. I didn't notice any thing wrong with the animation, plus that whole complain about intro-playing-over-yuji-breakdown, get over it. That's how it was supposed to be, that's how life is, that's what was trying to be conveyed - he can't have a breakdown now, he shall get up and go fight to stop this one hell of a war. I rather was really fascinated at the time selection to play it, plus that display of all the destruction that happened really gave the "war" vibe.

☕*slurp slurp* I COMPLETELY. OFFICIALLY. LOST IT. ALL OF IT. I repeat it - ALL. I LOST IT ALL WHEN MEGUMI SAID "GAMBARE". But it's only now that I realise how he literally summoned the divine mahoraga for that weakling like my dearest and most respectful sir, even your demon dogs would've been enough for that shitty thing. Duh. I always thought people were kidding when they said he was about to summon mahoraga with Todo but now after that scene I really think he could have 💀🤚

☕*takes a long sip* Fuck Megumi. (no please don't we all need a Megumi in our lives. Specially me.) I'm a Mahoraga simp now, so what it doesn't have a human face and it's voice sound like dying buffalo? That thing is fascinating. Tho I've read manga, the whole fighting scene SPECIALLY THE MOMENT IT WAS SUMMONED OH MY GOD it gave me goosebumps. Damn! ☕Sukuna be cooking fr, I'm starting to get a gist of how powerful Sukuna is and honestly? It's really (I'll have to admit) attractive (I'm not a Sukuna simp so far, but about future we never know right? ;)) and fascinating too like gahdayum.

I think I should stop now.

As always I really appreciate your patience for sitting through this long ass message. Have a good day Jordie!! :D

i have not watched the new ep yet, but i have read the manga so i am (sorta) prepared for what’s coming. i will get back to you on simping over mahoraga………. i’ll get back to u

ngl tho i do simp for sukuna yeah he sucks he should die but to that i say grow up he’s hot sometimes okayyyyy i’m just a girl

cannot wait to see megumi finally get to summon mahoraga tho he’s been holding it back for so long 💀

[fortysevenswrites]

all the odd numbers <3

Alllllllll the odd numbers? Okayyyyy then.

1. when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

It’s been a loooooong time since I’ve had cereal, but definitely more cereal, added milk as needed. The last thing I can handle is soggy cereal.

3. what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

I’m that asshole who dog-ears her book pages. Sorry not sorry.

5. are you self-conscious of your smile?

Not really.

7. do you name your plants?

Lol I’d have to keep plants to name plants. The closest I’ve gotten is when I was house-sitting for my sister and thought I murdered her strawberries last summer. Turns out, I didn’t.

9. do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Not really. I do most of my singing to myself in my head.

11. what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Too many to count.

13. what’s something that made you smile today?

I bought these sour gummy snakes at the market today. Had them for brunch. Meal of champions.

15. go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

According to the great google and Arizona State University, there are more trees on earth (3 trillion) than there are stars in our galaxy (100-400 billion). That’s a lot.

17. what color do you really want to dye your hair?

Overtone, the hair dye company, has been advertising this color blend called Merlot, which is a mid between red and purple and it’s SO my vibe.

19. do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

I try to, but by the time I’m done with my day, I forget to journal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21. talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

answered here

23. what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

answered here

25. what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

answered here

27. what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

I don’t chew gum.

29. what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

My best friend does this nose crinkle thing that is adorable.

31. what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

I wish they would just FUCKING FIT. So I don’t wear socks unless I have to.

33. what’s your fave pastry?

Chocolate croissants. Hands down. 

35. do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I have the handwriting of a twelve year old boy, so stationary is wasted on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

37. do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

I am blind to most messes. My closet is on the floor, pretty much.

39. what color do you wear the most?

Black. Hands down.

41. what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

Any book in the Sigma Series by James Rollins. I am trash for a good military thriller.

43. who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

Probably not since I was still working at the summer camp I grew up at, so, years ago, and probably with my campers.

45. do you trust your instincts a lot?

Yeah. My instincts are always right.

47. what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

I don’t do bananas. 

49. do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

Oh man, I used to LOVE buying CDs. The last record I bought was a vinyl of Haley’s Badlands when she did a club concert around the corner from where I live. It was SO much fun. Do I have a way to play said vinyl? No. 

51. think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

I recently got news about a person who I used to work with back in the ye olde. The song I’m thinking of is Fuck You Very Much by Lily Allen. So, uh, take from that what you will.

53. have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

Beetlejuice is one of the best movies of all time. I’ve actually never watched RHPS all the way through. And I’ve never seen Heathers or Pulp Fiction.

55. what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

Quit my job.

57. go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

Like I could conquer the damn world. And yes, I did sing along. Duh. And now I want to listen to Radio Gaga. So thanks for that.

59. what’s your favorite myth?

I’ve always been a huge fan of the story of Serenity and Endymion. Goes back to my Sailor Moon phase. As one does.

61. what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

I don’t think any of the gifts I’ve given, gag or not, are stupid. Even the socks I’ve given (and gotten).

63. are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

Not really. I like knowing where the books I go back to regularly are, but that’s really it. I used to be really organized about my music back when iTunes was a thing. Now I really just listen to music via YouTube.

65. is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

Yes, and that’s as far as I’m going to go on that nonsense. It’s been nine damn years. Ugh.

67. how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

SO FUCKING GOOD. Love days like that.

69. what are your favorite board games?

Uhhhhhh....I haven’t played board games in years. 

71. what’s your favorite kind of tea?

I used to drink green tea before I realized caffeine gave me serious anxiety.

73. what are some of your worst habits?

A great many things.

75. tell us about your pets!

My four-legged roommate Bishop. She’s the black cat I’ve always wanted and she’s the biggest, brattiest baby and she screams when she wants me to pay more attention to her. I am also the the aunt to four dog nieces, Belle (black lab mix), Raven (beagle mix), Ivy (miniature aussie), and Cora (husky/german shepherd mix), and two dog nephews, Sebastian (miniature schnhauzer) and Sven (husky/german shepherd mix). 

77. pink or yellow lemonade?

Pink when I’m feeling fancy. 

79. what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

Someone I know, two years ago, the day after he met me, snuck me a cookie from the leftovers after team meal. It’s been a problem ever since.

81. describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

They change colors, but most often, somewhere between fanfiction yellow, and the color of dead moss. And they’re the best.

83. what’s some of your favorite album art?

I don’t really have thoughts on album art? But I have my Halsey Badlands vinyl right in front of me and it’s pretty cool.

85. do you read comics? what are your faves?

Not often, but I have a giant pile of Power Rangers comics that I’ve been meaning to read through for like...ever.

87. what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

Blazing Saddles, Pacific Rim, Beetlejuice, Crazy Rich Asians

89. are you close to your parents?

Well that’s a complicated question. Let’s just leave it at that.

91. where do you plan on traveling this year?

Well I was supposed to go to Hawaii for a friend’s wedding this summer, but she pushed it back to 2022, which makes sense. Other than that, California at some point to see my grandparents because I haven’t seen them in over a year because of the pandemic.

93. what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

Either a ponytail or a messy bun. Sometimes I’ll wear it down, but it depends on which day I am between shampoos. My hair is, well, finicky at best.

95. what are your plans for this weekend?

I have a module for a course I’m taking that I need to watch and do the homework for. Maybe go up to my sister’s house once my niece gets back from her dance tournament

97. myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

MB is steeped in eugenics so, no thank you, and also I just don’t have time to take the quiz. I’m a Taurus, and damn straight am I a Taurus. And I’m a Slytherin, full stop (though apparently I’m also a Ravenclaw, which makes sense).

99. list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

marjorie by Taylor Swift, any song on Halsey’s Badlands album, The Pit by Silversun Pickups, Jet Pack Blues by Fall Out Boy, and Save Rock and Roll by Fall Out Boy, to name a few.

these are actually hella fucking cute y'all (except, you know, all the odds)

[rnaryjune]

ALRIGHT Y’ALL LET’S DO THIS

since im not getting all access this year this is entirely based on the bios, NOT the videos with jeff

Holly: “wine safari guide”? the hell is that. anyway she looks like amber/rachel and while i immediately feel put off by her she seems fine for now (wait was that one’s name amber last year ider wait no wasn’t it like....Andrea? NO ANGELA IJDSAKDHFJSDKAF I COMPLETELY FORGOT LMAOOOO)

David: hmmmmmm guy SOUNDS like he has potential but ngl i can’t help but worry he’ll completely squander it all. sounds like he could have the whole package tho.

Nicole: IM SORRY I HAVEN’T EVEN READ IT YET SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTINE NO NO BAD oh my god i love how she feels the need to like.....explain what hard-working, determined, and hilarious all mean like we’re IDIOTS jdwl;hfldshaflas “The most difficult part of living in the Big Brother house, for me, will be making sure that I think before I speak and that I bite my tongue when I really want to tell someone off. But, then again, I have to do that every single day at work, so at least I've had practice.“ fuck okay she got me wait no paul’s her favorite nvm she lost me WAIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SHE PLAYS THE NANCY DREW GAMES OMFG I LOVE THAT SERIES HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO STAN NOW OMFG oh god this woman is POLARIZING she is probably NOT gonna last long at all she actually mostly reminds me of swaggy where it’s like i think she has real potential but i have a feeling she’s ultimately gonna be useless lol

Tommy: aight he gets brownie points for liking da’vonne and for saying he’d bring earplugs because tbh that’s comPLETELY REASONABLE

Kathryn: im getting elena vibes lol maybe she’ll be okay though? kinda like that she doesn’t just pick a HG out of thin air i can appreciate that, awfully bold of her to assume we’re going to like her and dear lord she damn well BETTER BACK UP HER CLAIMS. also her strategy is fine but. “stay woke my friends” what on EARTH does that have to do with her strategy she’s just using aave and it’s MAJOR cringe tbh

Kemi: yo can they stop casting black women who call themselves bitches just so production can like really up the bitchiness in them like you KNOW when they introduce her in the premiere they’re gonna go all in on that shit and make her look as unlikable as possible Y’ALL ALL THESE PPL ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR PHONES like really THAT’S the most difficult thing? okayyyyy....okay tho Kemi actually has a solid reason and i can get behind it. anyway I think I like her but you fucking KNOW she’s gonna get targeted IMMEDIATELY so i really really hope she can be a beast at comps

Jessica: oh cool a bigger girl OH EVEN COOLER SHE’S A MODEL she’s cute i like her answers and i think i like her wait okay i see the g-slur so that’s kind of disappointing okay but i also just saw her age is “30ish” lol

Cliff Hogg III: i. okay. already. the fucking name what the fuck? okay im immediately put off but i mean who knows maybe he’ll end up being a donny kinda g--aaaaaaaand he says he loves debating politics nvm send him home then again wasn’t hayleigh an aggie? so maybe he’ll be okay......he gets bonus points for mentioning vanessa i guess but he’s on thin fucking ice

Ovi: awwww he’s gonna miss his dog ;-; hayden of all ppl really tho? like. i BARELY remember that guy there were SO many more personalities in that season. i guess i get his reasoning but for that to really work he’s gonna have to win first HOH sooooooo. good luck....okay you know what actually THIS guy reminds me of swaggy a lil bit lmaoooo

Nick: dude. DUDE. UR FUCKING HAIR SAHKFDSHFJLHSADLJF oh he’s a bowler bet he felt a real connection with tyler then. anyway boring.

Jack: so far maybe the best looking guy? which i don’t really feel good saying that since he kinda looks like austin....not much else to say here

Jackson: ew he likes paul AND brett throw him away. he’s gonna make it depressingly far isn’t he.

Christie: oh oh shit she gay im gay too heyyyyyyy she’s cute tbh and i completely get being away from work being hard lol oh man all the guys are gonna be fucking CRYBABIES about her tho

Sam Smith: isn’t that a singer kel;hflksdhafl jkjk “Be true and be a little bit of a rat for my alliance.” those cancel each other out lahfdslhfsda 

Annalyse: oh shit she cute too she reps dick and danielle and that’s cool but really tyler played “one of the best games in bb history” sweetie. no. 

Isabella: she’s cute to :o “ I liked when Isabella Wang won Season 21.” I STAN. well your mom knows now doesn’t she sdahfdlshflsdaf this woman gives NO fucks she better not disappoint