#now everybody knows my secret .. i LOVE DRAWING PPL HAPPY

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gonna be real honest I did kind of forgot about this blog. that’s alright tho cus now I have a small backlog of art to post yippeee

(btw, my rancher designs are based off of this image by @/zagyeah. tysm to @/hybbat for finding it for me, you're awesome)

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Headcanons on the three main squads

So in snk we know that there’s like three squads everybody keeps talking about and obviously they’re squad Levi squad mike and squad Hanji. Theres like 5 people in eavh squad and im bored so heres my ships in tjose squads and headcanons. Idc if u don’t like it you do you Ill do me

Small warning: indication/direct mention of sexy times and swearing

Gelgar x Henning -Gelgar has a lot of nightmares. They share a room and Henning always has to shake him to wake him up and and one night Henning was still asleep so Gelgar went ahead and got in his bed. Ever since then they just took it as normal and Gelgar hasn’t slept in his bed for months. -Henning takes care of Gelgar when he’s completely wreckedt lmao. One time Gelgar threw up on his shirt and Henning didn’t even flinch. He just took care of his drunk ass baby. -Everyone teased them but Henning didn’t really care at all. - They didn’t really start dating until a few weeks before the events of the god damned utgard castle. Gelgar kissed Henning in front of everyone they knew and instead of it being embarrassing they thought it was cute. -Henning cradles Gelgar when he gets injured. He comforts his wounded boyfriend and he’d sometimes stroke his boyfriend’s face and Gelgar wouldn’t do anything except lay there and listen to Henning hum or just talk.

Goggles × Moblit × Keiji -First thing is that you’d think they’d (Goggles and Keiji) be rough but they’re so gentle and loving towards Moblit. They give him small smooches here and there. -Moblit would have a lot of stress and Keiji and Goggles would be there to do whatever Moblit needed. One time he had an anxiety attack and Goggles and Keiji literally fought to have Moblit have a week off. They cried with him and laid him down and did all his work. -They tease him sometimes but they’re really interested and fascinated in his art. Sometimes Moblit draws flowers for them and they frame it. They are so proud. -They’re always touching in some way, either their legs are touching under a table or their elbows connect on top. Nifa laughs bc gay but little does she know how much they touch when she isn’t around *insert deg deg here* lmao. -Keiji and Goggles scold him for drinking so much. The amount he drinks went down when they got together because he had less stress. He still drinks and he’s responsible but they watch him everytime because MOBLIT UR LIVER BB STOP PLEASE

Eld × Auruo -Auruo told Eld he liked him then stomped away, blushing. Eld talked to him the day after AND guess tf what. It led to an argument. Auruo refused to say anymore than “I like you” and Eld was just fucking confused because he has no clue wtf Auruo is saying bc it was really late and now its really early and he has no idea wtf is going on and i s tgat jesus christ -Auruo just never talked about it until Eld finally understood what he was talking about. Eld brought it up and Auruo pulled him in for a kiss, which is what Eld was going to do. -They agreed on no PDA, they really just wanted a quiet, soft relationship. -Eld actually brought out the good in Auruo 💀. Auruo stopped wearing a cravat, he started to be nicer (slowly but surely), he gained a lot more respect from everyone too. Petra asked him what the deal was and that’s when he brought up his relationship. Petra was really supportive of that cute stuff 👌👌👌. -Auruo became more gentle and he did stupid couple things like give Eld more kisses, braid his hair and give him flowers and Eld loves it. They’re so soft and happy and they make eachother so happy. They’re in love dammit.

Nifa × Nanaba × Lynne -Alright so these three were talking at lunch and all of a sudden they looked at eachother and they felt a sudden sensation in their hearts “oh cheesesticks im in love” -One night Nanaba and Lynne busted into Nifas room and they all confessed and they fell asleep in eachothers arms -They felt pissed bc one of their gfs is in another squad and one day they just went with it and everything they did was made extra special bc of this. -They have a lot of yknowyknow just bc yknow. They aren’t necessarily public w their relationship. I mean they really only bring it up when other ppl mention it or smth. -Nanaba loves to play with both of her girlfriends hair. Lynne has cute braids with flowers and decorations and Nifa has wavy hair with gel and headbands.

Gunther x Petra -So one day Gunther just started hanging out with Petra more often. They got along pretty quick. I mean they did before but like now,,, they seem closer. -Petra subconsciously kissed Gunther on the forehead one day and Gunther blushed so hard he looked like his face was on fire. He brought it up and she immediately apologized and Gunther said “no its fine”. After a couple of moments they kiss. -They show a lot of PDA. Petra will kiss Gunther all over his face randomly and Gunther loves to hug and praise Petra. -Gunther has a lot of hickies all over his body and Petra likes to place them on places that other people can’t really see. Gunther likes that because its like their little secret. Another thing is that Gunther is taller than Petra by almost a foot and it can get a little weird in bed because they have to do it in weird positions in order to not squash eachother. They like to have their legs intertwine, though. Whatever makes them comfortable. -Another thing on sex; Petra likes it when Gunther traces her bare chest. *breathes in* shelikestofeelhistouchonsuchasensitivespot. AnoTHer thing bc why not is; Gunther prefers traditional sex and Petra likes to be teased, so Gunther does whatever to make Petra feel good. He likes what she likes.

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Episode #3: “Find out next time on total drama suck my ass” - Andrew

Bodhi

I'm pretending to have been told to vote for Kelsey, but in reality I knew exactly who was leaving, and I just wanted to see what happened. So I called out my old tribe in the swapped tribe chat and Kelsey is explaining what happened to me while I call Trixie and Nehemiah snakes. I quite like those two and I kinda regret calling them out for something they didn't do like that, but it's FUN.

QuilLynn

So im on albatross now and I couldn't be happier! so far everyone seems nice, i've only talked really to shea and roxy but i really like both of them so far. The only person i'm with from skua is austin, but he can go tbh if he needs too, noah fence I just don't really have a relationship with him and im here to win and make some drama!

I tried to get a higher score on this reward challenge than i think the other team will get altogether. I hope it will establish me as a threat and serious player in this game. I'm trying to integrate with Shea, Roxy and Ali, because I know old albatross is going to stick together, I'm hoping i'll be able to work with them but I trust nobody 100% in this game. I told Shea that if I get an idol clue i'd share it with him, that's half true. If i get an Idol clue and find myself in the same situation as i was in at Skua then I'll get his advice with the idol, but if i find that bitch its mine! 

stop spelling my name wrong @hosts it quillynn (two n's like how you all seem to have two 21st chromosomes)  im going to POP OFF..... im jk love you guys <3, but it is two n's 

Roxy's opinions are wrong sorry. Also @my tribe thanks for the all work in the challenge. I really feel like i'm going to be dragging this team through these challenges. At least trixie did something at this point she's the only one i wouldn't be okay with voting out.

I feel like with me on this team there is no way we lose a music video challenege, even though pretty much everyone seems to not want to be involved in it. I wanted to take editing too, but i let trixie take it because she said to me she was really good and i didn't want to come off as a total control freak, although i'm sure i still will... I will probably still help with the editing tbh. I just want to win! 

I tried confiding in shea that I had an idol clue in hopes that he'd be able to give me some info about old albatross and also build trust, but i don't think it really worked. I like shea, but don't trust him. He didn't give me much and said roxy was the best in the scavanger hunt. When I went to roxy and asked her about the same challenege she said she was too busy to do basically any of it. To be fair I don't believe her either, but i might need to talk to one more person before I really can find out which one is lying and who has the first clue for the albatross idol

There is a crack starting to present itself within the old albatross tribe. Shea and roxy clearly don't get along. I believe i could convince roxy to vote shea out if i needed too, i just would need to solidify the rest of the votes which might be hard since i haven't talked much to the other non-albatross members. I also like shea and would want him to stay over roxy but realistically it would be harder to get his vote and I have a gut feeling that we should take him out asap if we get the opportunity. 

We won, DUH. Skua's was shit ours was great, the judges were clearly on crack for lowballing our scores. 

Trixie, Nehe, Austin, and myself might make an "outsiders" alliance amongst our tribe. Based on performance in the the last immunity challenge I'm contemplating throwing the next in order to get shea out. If we have our alliance plus maybe the vote of roxy or ali we'll be able to do it. 

Jacob

Hey look, new tribes! I'm glad to see Bodhi! <3 And now I can get to know some more new people. I'm pretty excited overall, but I guess only time will tell how this turns out in the end.

Welp. That challenge was a bust. At least Regan is asking us to vote her out so we don't have to worry about the vote. I keep forgetting we have to do confessionals through this thing instead of just dropping them in the Host Chat.

Trixie

RIP dana. She had so much to live for. I can't believe she smacked her head and now she's dead. She deserved it for putting me in this tribe. JK everyone is very lovely and I'm trying to snuff out the problematics from the ppl I can trust.

This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her. She. Is. A. Fugly. Slut. #Mean-Girl-Dana@notgivingmeareward.com JK!!! <3 

I'M LIVING FOR THIS FIGHT. BUY PRAYING ON ITUNES.

I just finished the music video, I hope everybody likes it!

I'm sorry but can I just fucking say I spent like 2 hours editing that 5 minute music video and not even a single 10/10 by the judges. Get fucked! I know we won but Skua's was less than a minute long and some bitch judges have the audacity to give us lower scores than them. Yikes @ these judges, learn how to judge

I'm thinkin aboot making an alliance with Quillynn and Nehe. Quillynn is up for this and said that maybe we can add Austin to make an alliance of 4 that way we can have half the votes on our team. I'm worried Albatross will just try to pick us off since we're the leftovers of Skua & Adelie

Andrew

Will Jacob ever agree with anything? Find out next time on total drama suck my ass

Regan

MY TRIBE IS FULL OF ANNOYING FUCKS. I hate this tribe swap no one wants to agree on any song we pick which are all bops by the way. 80s songs in general are bops!!!!!

I didnt think it was possible to hate the tribe this much..... its not a music video if youre using like audio clips from random shit thats just a video idk i dont find it creative i hate rupauls drag race so fucking much.  im sorry our tribe is full of weirdos but like????

Nicholas

no offense but why is my entire tribe inbred

Zack

I hope my tribe does well with those music video. I will be in a car for thirteen hours and cannot do lip sync without having to do a long explanation as to why I'm doing it.

Kelsey

Oh my...SO much has happened since the last week lovers, let me catch you all up. So first, tribal. It was quite clear that Trixie and Bodhi were on opposing sides than Ragan and Cole. Trixie really did feel it was best to eliminate Cole from the competition, but Ragan had her doubts as did I. I feel as if Bodhi is not the best...communicator. Cole wasn't either, but he was better. But regardless, I draw up a plan that says that Ragan, Cole, Nehe(who was in the center of all of it) and I vote out Bodhi, therefore keeping Cole around. We all agreed on it and I thought it was sickening...until we get to the vote and myself and Cole are the only ones to vote for Bodhi. Ragan chickened out at the last moment and Nehe said he wanted to force a tie. L U D I C R O U S. Did they HONESTLY think that it would work if it tied? Oh, whatever. Trixie's happy, everyone assumes Ragan was the second vote, I'm still the sweet girl of the tribe. Whatever. And then we tribe swap...oh WHATEVER. I'm going to miss my romance island...especially now that we have to leave it FOREVER. Ragan and Bodhi both end up on the same tribe as me and, while it's nice to have the familiar faces, those two will probably not end up working together. Bodhi has a nice boiling rage for Trixie and Ragan and Ragan herself...is...so much more assertive on this tribe than she was last time. All these new people are also a bit scary to me...I don't think many of them particularly see themselves working with me and I know that's going to be deepened ever more after this challenge. All I can do is hope that I can make people like me like Gwen Stefani and slay...I know I'm not going to participate in this challenge. I have a fake name, I don't feel like revealing anything about myself...and it's tragic. I have to choose between a silly fear and a necessary challenge and I already know I'm picking fear. Not to mention there is a supposed music guru on the other side...I am just preparing myself for the worst. Oh, how I miss the Isles of Romance...no matter how messy it was...

And THAT'S all there is to it~! Can you pay my telephone billz? -Kelsey V Mikaelson

Well...that challenge was a thing. I expected it to be a particularly tough challenge...I did NOT expect to be left with doing the brunt of the work. I never expect editing to be so dificult...but my submission was made and honestly? I'm proud of it. I feel like it's sickening, not because of quality, but because I made it in three hours, odds against and I feel like it's wonderful. It may not be a music video but gosh...I'm proud. If I go home this week, I feel like I made something I can take with me and that's incredible. I do hope I don't leave...some of the reactions to the performance were less the incredible...but my name is Kelsey Mikaelson, darling. A lover's quarrel is nothing more than a love bite to me~! I wish myself the best...for strategy, I know, on my end, these people aren't as welcoming to a romantic such as myself. All I can do is...Pray. *rolls eyes* IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE TRIBEMATES UGH X'D And THAT'S all there is to it~! Wish me luck, hen-pen-pals~! Yours truly, Kelsey V Mikaelson

Ali

IM LEGIT IN AN AlLIANCE WITH EVERYONE HELP ME!

Austin

OK so I still have zero social game. Apparently I was the last to be picked and that's pretty funny. I'm on a tribe with Nehe and Ali SO I formed an alliance with them and that was literally the first thing I said to them. They know I'm on vacation so I can't really talk much, but Ali seemed to be very into it. I've known Zack just as long as I've known Isaiah/Jay so he's 100% going to be a number for me considering this is his first ORG. I've literally fallen into a position of power without even trying. I told Ali/Nehe that Bodhi and I are a part of a secret twist called "Secret Lovers" and if we make merge then we can decide if we want to give immunity to two other players during round 1 merge. IVE LITERALLY SECURED SAFETY OFF OF BULLSHIT AND BODHI DOESNT EVEN KNOW!! Tbh just get me to merge with Jay, Zack, and Bodhi and I can guarantee final 3....Lmao I haven't even spoken to anyone