#novel spoilers in comments

[rlaehrwk21]

I'm sorry, but if someone who spent years to know me one-sidedly, i will simply aspire to become their companion because that kind of dedication is hot

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[birb--birb]

Tonight's playthrough of veilguard has been a fuckin fever dream I love these idiots so much

[poomphuripan]

no context spoilers for episode 4 of my stand-in

(source: iQIYI Thailand and My Stand-In Official Trailer)

[pttucker]

For a moment there, I had this feeling that this world's balance of beauty had tilted to one side. A nonsensical amount of cheering erupted out all around us next. "Oh, ooooh! Dear Zhu Bajie-nim!" For sure, calling a face like that 'Yogoe' didn't seem all that out of place. Because well, it was inconceivable that a normal human would be blessed with such looks, after all. Eyebrows seemingly drawn by a single, uninterrupted stroke of a famed artist's brush; a nose and a chin shaped in perfect angles that defied attempts to measure them through mere devices of men; a pair of deep eyes seemingly carved out of a beautiful jewel containing all the misfortunes found in this world. If someone saw those features and not get immediately drawn in by them, then there must be something wrong with that person.

Yes Dokja, Joonghyuk is the most beautiful person to ever exist. Yes Dokja, you've told us before.

You've told us many times before.

Oh? This time he's got his vest half-unbuttoned? He's wearing a nice pair of black jeans? Zeroed in on that right away, did you?

Mmmhmm

Listen, we get it, Dokja. You're super big gay for Yoo Joonghyuk. He doesn't even have to wear the black Chinese dress with black garter belt and if he ever did your heart would probably go flying out of your chest and you'd gasp and curl in on yourself and die right there on the spot.

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So much for these guys letting Dokja relax.

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

kinda interesting its a consistent through line that its typically the younger ppl that are least touched by prejudice or most willing to bridge those gaps in dungeon meshi. Zons child, pattadol, shuro, kabru, and laios from the top of my head +namari + inutade. But notably a lot of older ppl are also willing to take small steps to change when faced w evidence on the contrary eg maizuru calling senshi by his name instead of dwarf and correcting herself and calling holm a gnome the second go around when shes so xenophobic foreign foods listed as a dislike.

[misano17]

Finished the first illustration for my novel 🥰

This will be on the document for the novel when I get around to putting it there.

[stardustizuku]

Im so extremely careful to NOT spoil anything and not bring up stuff that comes in later parts of AoB to new readers

And then I see someone name dropping and explaining Gerogine’s entire backstory in a COMMENT of a Part 3 review video of the book WHEN HER NAME HASNT EVEN BEEN MENTIONED

Like fr stop spoiling it for new readers

[walmart-miku]

ORV rereading liveblog chapters: 27-35 (episode 7-8)

:D DAD DOKJA DAD DOKJA DAD DOKJA DAD DOK

ITS THE FIRST "COMPANIONS OF LIFE AND DEATH" OF ORV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH (chapter 28 btw ;))

He's so insufferable (affectionate)

Don't worry Kim Dokja give it a ■■■■■■ of ■■■■■■■■ and Yoo Joonghyuk will be tenderly cradling you in his arms as ■■■ ■■■ (happens ■■■■■ if I'm remembering right) give it a ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ and Yoo Joonghyuk will be ■■■■■■■■■■ you to keep you from ■■■■■■■ yourself :D (comment has been filtered due to spoilers!!!)

Kim Dokja you fucking hypocrite

Because he loves you. Because he loves them. Because this is the happiest Kim Dokja has likely been in his 28 years of existence so far. Because while he might talk big about efficiency and the best route his best route is the one where no one dies. Because he sees himself in you. Because he read a novel for 10 years about someone that tried and failed and tried again to save the world and its people. Because he can.

BUT YOU ARE KIM DOKJA YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO THIS LITTLE BOY RIGHT NOW YOU ARE LEE GILYOUNG'S WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW. HE WOULD DIE FOR YOU (not that you'd let him) HE WOULD KILL FOR YOU (not that Jung Heewon would let him) THIS. JUST THIS INTERACTION. ITS JUST SO. AAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH

"I wouldn't let Lee Gilyoung die. At least, not today." KIM DOKJA I THINK YOU MEAN NOT EVER

BECAUSE ITS ■■■ THE ■■■■■ ■■■■!!!!!! BECAUSE AAHHHHHHHH (comment has been filtered due to spoilers!!!)

Fucking emotionally constipated husbands. Poor Lee Gilyoung, has to be handed off to his other dad :(

Kim "I'm just a normal guy" Dokja my ass (also he cares so much about them I'm not ok)

Yoo Joonghyuk out here trying to get custody of Lee Gilyoung

Kim Dokja your story is so interesting that orv has a cult following

Ah *sniffles* bbys first bounty :') idk how many times this happens but it's a lot

Of course Kim Dokja is crazy how to do you think he got this far???? No sane person survives the scenarios and no sane person cones out of ORV sane

Average ORV reader

Yknow you love him Kim Dokja

Ding ding ding! Kim Dokja's sunfish regression depression radar is going off!!! Time for him to go save a sunfish :D

[stepmarchen]

Quick notice but this blog is a novel spoiler free zone!!!

The manhwa version of ASM is ORKA's interpretation of the original novel by Spice & Kitty. While most of the current plot will probably follow the original novel, there are some major deviations.

So to avoid any crossover, I'd like to keep this blog novel spoiler free, at least until the manhwa is finished. (I haven't read the novel yet pls)

I'd like to kindly request that any visitors of this blog please refrain from leaving novel spoilers in the replies/inbox!

thanks! -stepmarchen

[springlock-suits]

Everyday I remember why I never let instagram comments influence me

[juniperhillpatient]

I really had to vibe check everyone so hard directly after such a fun Kitchen Nightmares update from Theo. I’m so sorry but I do promise my plans ARE fun it’s just playing with genre I pinky swear

[linklethehistorian]

Dearest beloved LinkletheHighruleHistorianonTumblrdotcom,

ship opinions Chuuya x Chuuyas Original (or clone if u think chuuya is the original like an illiterate loser)

Ship: Chuuya Nakahara (BSD) x Other Chuuya Nakahara (BSD)

Fanon ship name: Unknown

Have I ever heard of this ship before this ask?: Nope! No idea this was a thing.

Do I ship this ship?: I already have a ship for Chuuya of my own, and I'm pretty much a one ship per character type of person as a general rule (barring any potential past relationships) - plus this is selfcest and selfcest isn't really usually my thing - so no, it's just not for me personally.

My personal rating of this ship: 7/10

More in-depth thoughts:

Well, while I'm not really into the whole selfcest thing normally, from a purely character dynamic standpoint, I can definitely see why someone might want to ship them; being essentially the same person, they would probably have a fair bit in common, and Chuuya helping his other self find his own sense of self/recover from his trauma would definitely be a sweet thing.

On the other hand, one of the major things that turns me off from the whole selfcest thing is that I really enjoy the dynamics of characters who are quite different from one another, and typically by definition most selfcesty type ships are going to involve the characters largely being the same in their likes, dislikes, interests, traumas, struggles, strengths, weaknesses, and so on and so forth, as well as physical appearance.

Still, it isn't the most mismatched pairing to me imaginable, so that's something! As I said, I can definitely see the appealing angles of this. lol It just isn’t for me. As always, if you ship this ship, I hope you have a good time anon!

[wannab3emo]

I'll be live blogging my thoughts on the classic Frankenstein, so be warned

Intro:

Mary Shelley talking about her creative processes is so relatable, i too write best when I'm hauted by visions

[pttucker]

Yup, the match-making system of had definitely lost a lot of its marbles, hadn't it? Before the face of the third candidate could appear, I summoned up all my courage and shouted out. "No, hang on a minute! I don't have any thoughts of marriage yet!" The Judge lowered his head as if he wanted to apologise and backed off. [If the esteemed Prince isn't ready yet, then the introduction of the next candidate can be delayed until the next time…] [Hmm… I wonder who'll be able to tame this stubborn Prince of ours.]

*SCREAMING*

We all agree on who was about to show up as the third option, right? We all know who it was gonna be? Right?

Oh man, I just about fell out of my chair and rolled around on the floor when the Candidates started to appear. I know everyone in the entire Star Stream seems to love their shipping, Uriel and Persephone in particular, but I WAS NOT PREPARED.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Okay, I was maybe a little prepared for some teasing since Persephone loves to tease him about his (so far nonexistent) love life but this whole little matchmaking presentation from a Judge of the Underworld was more than I could have ever imagined. The Judge literally saying that maybe Sangah is out of Dokja's league adakjfldjfskfs.

And let's not forget, we're literally right in the middle of a massive battle that's about to go sideways due to the meddling of a certain archangel. But, you know, priorities.

I swear...what even is this novel? How am I ever gonna explain any of this to anyone?

Oh man, and then after teasing him all this time about Sangah and Joonghyuk (…and then Joonghyuk again…) Persephone just casually drops Bihyung into the conversation.

Bihyung.

Which… not a ship I’ve ever considered... even if they do have a baby together. (Wow, this story is weird isn’t it?)

But, you know what? You do you, Dokja! I support your strange but unique life choices!

(Dokja does not want this. Dokja does not want any of this.)

[rosemary-bells]

so as the world caves in (matt maltese) IS a ranwan song and no i will not elaborate i don’t NEED to,