#novalis’s slander

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I swear to God, if the MCU tries to put Yelena into a relationship with Bucky in the upcoming Thunderbolts movie, I will scream because the only person Yelena should be in a relationship with is Kate and that's it.

Marvel failed to make Clintasha happen, and if they do the same thing with Bishova, I will complain.

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Every time I see a Goethe biography, my impulse is to look for how many times Schiller is mentioned. One book, titled Conversations with Goethe, has a huge paragraph dedicated to Schiller when explaining the different people mentioned.

There was also a book in which there was a chapter titled "Schiller Again", implying that Schiller was mentioned previously at least once.

I love Goethe biographies.

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I like to think that Goethe and Schiller were secretly married.

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Name one movie or movie scene that traumatized you as a kid.

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Screw the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey BS the Russos tried to shoehorn into Endgame, Daniel Sousa is Peggy’s husband and the father of her kids. What Steve made happen was in an alternate universe, and that’s fine by me.

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best moment you've ever experienced in a movie theater?

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Today I found out that “Rammstein” means “battering ram.” I did not see that coming.

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OH YES

Historical AU - in which Schiller and Goethe were born around the same time and meet during their Sturm & Drang phase.

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There’s also an asteroid called 110393 Rammstein. The facts just keep coming.

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I was today years old when I realized Sabaton made a cover of Feuer frei

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To all the porn bots out there,

Please👏stop 👏following 👏my 👏blog 👏it’s 👏incredibly 👏annoying 👏

Thank you,

Novalis

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Please don't kill me, but I never got why people are so obsessed with The Last of Us (i plan to watch it at some point)...is it because of the game or because of Pedro Pascal? Speaking of which, is the obsession with Pedro originally because of the Mandalorian or something else? Update me on 21st century fandom please.

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du.

du hast.

du hast mich.

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One thing I find amusing is how I practically tower over other girls. Like I’ll be in a room with all these 5’2”-5’6” girls and I’m just this 5’8” eldritch horror monstrosity of a woman in the background.

I love being a cryptid among women.

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I think Finnick from Zootopia has short person syndrome.

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One thing that's unsettling for me is when actors in historical films/shows can't do accents. EXCEPT OLDER MOVIES LIKE THE SOUND OF MUSIC. I'm talking current, 21st century films and shows. I once watched a Netflix documentary on the Romanoffs called The Last Czars (I find this family very interesting, especially what happened to them), AND THEY ALL HAD BRITISH ACCENTS. And don't get me started on Valkyrie (2008). THEY GAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHO WAS A GERMAN MAN, AN AMERICAN ACCENT. Like, I can understand that some actors can't do accents, and that's fine, but hearing a German character talk in an American accent and Russians in British accents weirds me out.

Some are fine, such as Roman Griffin Davis using his British accent in Jojo Rabbit. But other cases like the ones mentioned above ruin me.