#notmycreatorofminecraft

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for people who can't read it cuz its going too fast here's a transcript <3

1. Notch: "I'm not one to speak ill of the dead, but yeah, Minecraft's a little bit dead."

2.: Text on screen: "notch gets his ass beat by the entire mc community"

3: BoomerNA (BoomrNA): "My dumpy is fucking massive + Trans Rights <3 + Ratio" (4.5k retweets, 101.5k likes)

4. Gizzy Gazza (GizzyGazza): "no one asked btw trans rights"

5. SNIFFERISH (snifferish): "RATIO + im gay and love minecraft :D"

5a: (in reply) Larry (TalentLacking): "holy shittt"

6. Colin Smoke (colinsmoke): "you are the saddest person on this planet, and the world knows it. kick rocks."

7. aksel (aksually): "stfu transphobe" (Includes what appears to be a tiktok w/ a picture of young Weston Koury with a heart sticker, an I LOVE YOU sticker, and the words "i love weston koury!" added onto it.)

8. DANTDM (dantdm): "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA"

9. Bulbazorio (Bulbazorio): "imagine getting laughed at by dantdm himself"

10. willz (willztwt): "thanks for making minecraft bro but we don't care about your opinion anymore" (laughing crying emoji sorry im on desktop)

11. Seapeekay (Seapeekay): "think it's more alive then ever personally"

12. aimsey (aimseytv): "didn't ask + ratio'd by a minecraft streamer!"

13. averageharry (HarryButAverage): "notch take" (a gif of a man sitting in a chair?)

14. Velvet (VelvetIsCake): "I'm not the one to call out transphobic POS like you, but yeah, you're a transphobic piece of shit." (middle finger emoji)

15. Yatagaman (yatagaman): "Are you free of sin" (in reply to Velvet)

16. Velvet (VelvetIsCake): "are you free of brain cells? fuck transphobes"

16a. (The image Velvet attached is a screenshot of a notch tweet. In the first tweet he says "Celebrating fucking body dysphoria." In the second tweet, a reply to the first, he adds, "Making it illegal to use the wrong pronouns | THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCING HELL" This was gross to transcribe.)

17. bear (bearbubb): "no one asked + ratio + bald"

18. MATT WATSON (matthwatson): "Notch do you like SuperMega"

19. Thinknoodles #/RIPKOPI (Thinknoodles): "Huh (thinking emoji)"

19a. (Attached is a screenshot of a TommyInnit stream titled "This SMP ends in 30 D..." The rest is cut off. It's a minecraft stream. He has 222.9k viewers.)

20. Mefs (Mefssss): "MINECRAFT RULES!!"

21. zyye (zyyes): "the creator lacks knowledge" (Attached is an image of Pepe crying. It's probably a Twitch emote. I don't use Twitch.)

22. Applebbae (applebbae): "ratio from a trans lesbian minecraft streamer"

23. Ori (OriLovesTea): "Ratio."

23a. Larry (TalentLacking): "you got this man"

24. Ryan Brown (Toadsanime): "Hi Notch! 156 million people have played Minecraft over the last 30 days, which far exceeds active numbers while you were there. | It's also earning more year-on-year."

24a. (Attached are two images. The first is a track of Minecraft's Global Annual Revenue that shows it has been increasing by the year. The second is a list with month, average monthly players, monthly gain/loss, and one other. It shows that 156,114,698 (?) players have played over the last 30 days.)

25. Nathan Smoke (nathansmokee): "ratio + I want to kiss a lot of men"

26. Krinios (Krinios): "I made Minecraft"

27. Red (RedVacktor): "The Minecraft community doesn't always come together but when their drunk uncle Noth say's something stupid they rally together better than any other community lol"

28. Helen believes in you (HelenAngel): "(Three gay pride flags.)" (Attached is a gif of a woman waving with large text under that reads "PREACH!")

29. A screenshot of Helen believes in you (HelenAngel)'s twitter bio. It reads "Community Director of Minecraft at ReWrite Media & at jigarbov. A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a delicious puzzle pretzel. (Greek signs) alumna. She/her"

30. A zoom in on the words "Community Director of Minecraft"

31. Prowl (Prowl8413): "Wait, Notch is still alive? Who knew this?" (A gif of the baby from Good Luck Charlie being confused.)

32. Ryan Brown (Toadsanime): "Breaking: bitter billionaire still bitter that the thing he sold for billions is still doing well without him"

33. Delta (yoimdelta): "don't care didn't ask plus deez gay nuts"

34. Noah (Pikaclicks): "Pretty sure the only years with slower media attention than the year before the game had were 2015 and 2018. This & last year have been extremely popular for the game, so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here."

35. Thomas Pearson (_ThomasPearson_): "Also while I'm here, trans rights (blue heart emoji) | Douchebag"

36. EmiOk (emiokok): "umm yeah right buddy my smp was trending last night lol. wanna join?" (Two images attached. One seems to be an image saying the user has been invited to the balls smp. THe other is a screenshot of the balls smp trending in the United States.)

37. hun__ter (Hun__ter): "FUCK NOTCH"

38. aimsey (aimseytv): "just ratio'd notch, feeling good :]"

39. Red (RedVacktor): "Notch being mad at Minecraft for adding a Sonic Map is like your friend getting mad at you for making new friends lmao"

40. hunter_hhhh (hunter_hhhh): "microsoft does not work with you anymore because you are actually a nazi"

41. Sniff's Alt (sniffalt): "everyone stop talking I just ratioed notch"

42. SantaDecides (SantaDecides): "Notch is on the naughty list!" (Attached are two images. One of Santa holding a naughty list, the other of Notch's current profile picture.)

43. Rae / Rabies !! #/HearthSMP (RAERABIES): "it's just dead to you because the target demographic is non cishets. Trans rights baby (two purple heart emojis)" (Attached is an image of a man wearing sunglasses.)

44. Sarah Burssty (SarahBurssty): "Attempted ratio by a trans Minecraft YouTuber | youtube.com/burssty | sub for good luck" (Attached is a drawing of them, I'm guessing, in three different environments with BURSSTY written at the top.)

45. Lemon | toh s2 brainrot (anoreo_): "who are you and what did you do with philza, creator of minecraft"

46. phlox (HiPhlox): "retweet to scare notch" (An image of a bunch of confetti and LGBTQIA+ flags falling over a google search.)

47. Phoodu (phoodumc): "minecraft is very much alive"

48. chaseLIVE (chaselive_): "Ratio'd by a pride flag" (Image attached of the pride flag.)

49. Mattthew Graphics (MatttGFX): "more alive than ur hairline lol" (gottem)

50. oli (highkeyhateme): "ooOOOooooOOOoooOOooO does this scare you" (Attached is what appears to be a Twitch emote of someone holding a trans pride heart.)

51. Cherry (WhyyCherry): "Who are you"

52. jshot (jshottt): "ratio"

53. The rest of the video is a sick gif of the words "FUCK NOTCH" in a fiery font.

to lighten the mood a bit.. here’s notch getting absolutely fucking owned