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[mikeroll]

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[misatolx]

Fórum Fantástico's loot: 3 of my favourite sci-fi authors, Ray Bradbury, John Wyndham and Harry Harrison 🌠 #books #scifi #raybradbury #johnwyndham #harryharrison #isingthebodyelectric #stoawaytomars #skyfall #notjamesbond #ilovescifi #forumfantastico

[zyfazix]

IHOP is a super popular restaurant chain in America. It's the "International House of Pancake" so basically it has breakfast foods (including loads of pancakes) and other regular meals and such.

Sounds like one of those huge conservative chains tbh

[pineandthistle]

notjamesbond replied to your post: anonymous asked:What are your tur...

*raises hand*

I've been sitting in bed for like a fucking hour listening to my house mate talk to his parents on facetime about how he IS Ted Mosby from HIMYM. Let me bury my face in your beard and cuddle the annoying away. Please and thanks.

[petitetigre]

notjamesbond said: It really is shit. I read somewhere that companies are caring less and less about customer satisfaction because they’ve determined it’s not as significant in revenue as they thought. I'm sure it doesn't. We have "effort stats" which is supposed to indicate how much effort we put into customer service but it's based off sales numbers and usually the laziest girl gets the best stats out of dumb luck. It's kind of sad though bc I like being pleasant to other people if they're receptive to it but most aren't.

[mycouchpullsoutbut-idont]

notjamesbond replied to your post “I am currently in search of the following Pokemon to trade for...”

HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY SHINIES THIS ISN'T FAIR

Not too brag too much, but that's only the shinies I have doubles of slash the fishing shinies ;)

[petitetigre]

What I have learned about England from CJ's time abroad: • no one ever sleeps instead they just play loud music at 3 am • there are suicidal lady bugs everywhere • • • that's it that's literally everything

[undyin-love]

How long have you had a tumblr?

I would say a little over 2 years.

7/10

(It would be more with less text posts, but nice theme.)

[wheresmyowl]

6, 25, 29, 30, 31

6. Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

OOoooh I've had some pretty rough birthdays. One time, (I think I was turning 12 or 13) I decided to invite all my friends over for a sleepover. Now all of said friends went to the same school, but they were kind of in two separate cliques. SO for the entire night, one group of my friends was sitting in my bedroom while the other girls were sitting in the living room. And they never communicated or anything, so I had to keep running back and forth trying to talk to both groups and it was just sad.

25. Talk about an ex-best friend.

Ahhhh yeah. Okay. So I met this girl at the beginning of 5th grade, and we were literally inseparable for a good 3 years. We did everything together, and she was really cool :) But then in 8th grade, she kind of started to get really rude and stuck up.. actually she just wanted to be like the people on reality tv shows, so she kind of turned into something straight out of Jersey Shore. So then when we went to high school we stopped talking, and I haven't seen (or talked to) her in 2 years :3

29. Talk about what turns you on.

Right.. uhmm.. Okay. I love it when guys do cute little things. Like humming a song or telling stupid jokes. And then also like, if they play with my hair or cuddle that's pretty great too :)

30. Talk about what turns you off.

Guys who are egotistical, or who think that they're too cool to do the cute little things mentioned above :P 

31. Talk about what you think death is like.

I think it's a lot like falling asleep.. you wouldn't realize it's happening until it's over. Y'know?