#noticing the only person calling the grandma in attendance ‘nonna’ is extremely NOT related to her? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

trevisos · 1 month ago

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i can’t stop thinking about this actually. 1. i desperately want to see this for horny reasons (illario getting beat up is hot) 2. i can’t stop imagining the awkward silence while everyone watches them go at it. i assume neve is invited to this family dinner because that’s by far the funniest option and so you have her, magpie, two talons, and caterina just. what? sipping wine and watching them shout at each other until teia or viago gets fed up? does magpie try to stop them? does neve? honestly magpie is hotheaded and impulsive enough that she does probably try to insert herself into this argument (not entirely clear whose side she’s on lol) and someone (neve? viago? both as a form of weird bonding between new in-laws?) has to hold her back like a yappy little dog. she’s trying to turn this from a brotherly fistfight into an all out brawl

#‘zelos why would neve be invited to lucanis’s grandma’s birthday party?’ listen she needs to meet her in laws officially at some point.#and i just think being the only non-assassin at the crow function would be fascinating for her and also vaguely hilarious #can u imagine going to dinner with ur boyfriends’ families for the first time #and watching one of the siblings start meticulously testing every single food item in front of him for poison?#noticing the only person calling the grandma in attendance ‘nonna’ is extremely NOT related to her?#and also these people could all kill you with their eyes closed?#also only one person in attendance knows how to make polite conversation with you and it’s teia cantori. no one else has social skills.#except one of your boyfriends. and technincally the cousin here from prison but he isn’t talking to anyone really.#and THEN your boyfriend and his cousin who was only allowed out of prison to attend this dinner start having a screaming match?#over the olives?#and your job (along with aforementioned poison man) is to convince your Other boyfriend not to start swinging?#can you imagine being neve gallus in this situation. i think i would go home and tell everyone i met about the whole affair in detail #漫言 #r. make a mercy of me #datv spoilers

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