#nothing i like less than INNOCENT baby patrick like sorry to burst ur bubble but he knows what sex is!!!

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are there statistics on top!patrick pre vs post hiatus because i think the whole uwu innocent smol bean cinnamon roll thing completely tanked his reputation </3

i’m not sure if we can get an accurate picture of pre hiatus fics just bc so many have been lost to time/livejournal but i feel like at least from the selection i’ve read it was at least BALANCED. but yeah patrick’s cinnamon roll blue eyes baby face persona def influenced post hiatus fictions 😭 just because he’s CUTE doesn’t mean he can’t FUCK!!!!