#nothing gets me like dadlander content

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Dadlanders toddler with you/reader asking as they get bathed:

"Daddy/Mommy, am I part shark?"

You/reader is super confused yet amused as you ask them why they ask, and they reply:

"Because daddy looks like a shark when he smiles."

You chuckle at how cute they are, then laugh louder when you hear something crash to the floor, knowing it's hubby Homelander that fumbled with something when he was ease dropping in the next room.

You're welcome- 👻

STOOOOOOOOOP 😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET ADLKJGH

him just walking in and, "i sure am a shark! what, you think they made my suit blue for no reason? i gotta look the part!"

and then every shark related object becomes "just like daddy." 😭😭😭

imagine getting him father's day cards and the little one draws a bunch of sharks on it.

dadlander signing his name by drawing a shark of his own on birthday cards for the kiddo. sharks just becoming a theme and a little symbol of love and family

i'm going to BURST THERE'S JUST SO MUCH CUTE OPPORTUNITY HERE