#nothin to see here. keep scrollin

[stained-glass-cicada]

Okay so I'm not gonna be a plague upon this tag by making a proper bracket but this question must be answered in these fandom days so let's make this simple

Just grabbed the nearest handful of characters with multiple appearances but if it's someone else put it in the tags

[thraveenperera]

Emotionless - Drake

Don't link me Don't hit me when you hear this and tell me your favorite song Don't tell me how you knew it would be like this all along I know the truth is you won't love me until I'm gone And even then the thing that comes after is movin' on I can't even capture the feeling I had at first Meetin' all my heroes like seein' how magic works The people I look up to are goin' from bad to worse Their actions out of character even when they rehearse Workin' in the land of the free, the home of the brave I gotta bring my brothers or else I feel out of place Breakin' speed records on roads that these n****s paved And they don't like that, it's written all on they face I don't know how I'ma make it out of here clean Can't even keep track of who plays for the other team Iconic duos rip and split at the seams Good-hearted people are takin' it to extremes Leavin' me in limbo to question what I believe Leavin' me to ask what's their motive in makin' peace Leavin' me to not trust anybody I meet Leavin' me to ask, is there anybody like me?

Missin' out on my years There's times when I wish I was where I was back when I used to wish I was here Missin' out on my days Scrollin' through life and fishin' for praise Opinions from total strangers take me out of my ways I try and see who's there on the other end of the shade Most times it's just somebody that's underaged that's probably just alone and afraid And lashin' out so that someone else can feel they pain I always hear people complain about the place that they live That all the people here are fake and they got nothin' to give 'Cause they been starin' at somebody else's version of shit That makes another city seem more excitin' than it is I know a girl whose one goal was to visit Rome Then she finally got to Rome And all she did was post pictures for people at home 'Cause all that mattered was impressin' everybody she's known I know another girl that's cryin' out for help But her latest caption is "Leave me alone" I know a girl happily married 'til she puts down her phone I know a girl that saves pictures from places she's flown To post later and make it look like she still on the go Look at the way we live I wasn't hidin' my kid from the world I was hidin' the world from my kid From empty souls who just wake up and look to debate Until you starin' at your seed, you can never relate Breakin' news in my life, I don't run to the blogs The only ones I wanna tell are the ones I can call They always ask, "Why let the story run if it's false?" You know a wise man once said nothin' at all I'm exhausted and drained, I can't even pretend All these people takin' miles when you give 'em an inch All these followers but who gon' follow me to the end? I guess I'll make it to the end and I'ma find out then

[miaiphonos]

should i tear my heart out now? everything i feel returns to you, somehow

[chaoticferalcritter]

Sometimes you just really wanna go feral and german suplex that one fuckwit who keeps pushing your buttons. And sometimes you just gotta do it instead of day dreaming about it. 

[ask-ff-cola]

[bigdealeightseven-a]

Sometimes I wonder why I even continue to write. Like... I honestly suck and I don’t know why I continue to RP...

[fanficmemes]

The most cursed fic I've read (and regret reading everyday) involved an older sister getting the hots and fucking her younger brother after finding out about his 'monster sized cock' (their words not mine) and later getting her friend and her rival involved. Some moments include: descriptions of 'hot rods on white' being shot out, every other paragraph mentioned how big this cock is, the main character and rival girl having a 'blindfolded blowjob contest' where one came out covered in cum, main girl, who takes no bs in canon, becoming a weak minded girl who bows to her brothers whim ( this one hurts as she's one of my favorite characters in canon), and way to many mentions of the size of this cock dear god stop we get it, the brother mentioning that his sister had the best tits (EW), and so many sex acts described in detail. Way, way to much detail.

Oh. And the oldest character is 14 years old. (God I fucking hate myself for reading this monstrosity.)

Wow alright then 8/10 yep that there’s a cursed ask gonna keep scrollin now. Nothin else I wanna see here

[saccharine-arts]

Nothin to see here keep scrollin

HAPPY BIRHTDAY PRESENT TO MINK @side4track1 !!!!!! :3c Can I offer you some Kirbastard in these trying times

[lovelypurplefox]

Nothin to see here! Keep scrollin!

[senruthmartinsbob]

Why my shit smell like baileys

[bublp0pr]

huh scrollin through some WIPs and found this Pap/Frisk mock ship piece i worked on about 8 months ago. I’m just going to leave this here...

I was takin one of my usual ‘half-awake’ naps when the ruin doors started to open. I opened an eye socket in curiosity. Funny, I’d dreamed about them opening so many times it was kinda strange seeing it finally happen. I didn’t wanna move in yet, no point in wasting energy without knowing the facts …that and this pine tree I was leaning against was really comfortable.

It was just like the old lady had told me. A human child. They struggled to slowly push the heavy wood. It stunned me how small the kid was. In that thin mattered purple jumper of theirs, they stood barely half the height of the ruin entrance. Hell, they were even smaller than me. They gave a little gasp when the breeze hit em and started shivering as they closed the large door behind them.

Welp. There goes the single possible way to meet my knock knock buddy I shrugged as the one-way entrance shut. Not that this concerned me too much. She woulda hated me if I didn’t keep my promise anyway.

Cold as they were, there was a spring to their step, wandering outta there. They took a moment to look around, but I was well-concealed in my little spot. I knew better than to show myself yet. As much as I wanted to trust the kid, I still needed to make my own call about it first. Can’t be too careful with this anomaly on the loose - promise or no.

Their gaze drifted from the trees, to snow, to the path before becoming suddenly focussed on an empty space back near the door. What was the kid lookin at?

Whatever it was, they began eagerly walking towards it, taking exaggerated steps through thick powder that went up to their knees to reach it. I peered closer. No. There was definitely nothing there.

The kid stopped at the point they’d been starin at and reached out like they were trying to touch something. I didn’t know what was happening but I knew I didn’t like it. They stood still for a moment, relaxed. Then all of a sudden everything changed.

— — —

The human stiffened. Their whole posture changed and out of nowhere they just started ballin their eyes out, dropping on the ground in a moaning heap. What the-? They had been fine just a moment ago.

Deep sobs roared their way out of em. They curled in on themselves, hugging their back so tight it was like they were trying not to exist. I didn’t even know how to react. What was I supposed to make a this?

Geez. I mean, I wasn’t heartless. There was a young kid was crying out there like there was no tomorrow. What’s more, one I was supposed to be looking after. What else could I do? I stepped out to go talk to them. “You uh… okay there, kid?” Even completely surrounded by snow, they didn’t seem to care how cold it was.

…Strange for someone who was shivering just before. Almost like they were already used to it. Like they had already spent a while here. Like they had done this before. When they looked up at me, recognition flickered in their eyes before filling with tears again. “Sans,” they sobbed, grabbing at my jacket and crying more.

— — —

Dammit. Of course it had to be the human. Of course it had to be the one person I’d promised not to hurt… They were still clinging to the end of my jacket, getting the thing wet with all the tears from their face they’d mashed against me.

What did they want? Why were they doing this? They’d obviously played out this little scene before, probably taken my whoopee cushion greeting like a champ once too. What had gone wrong in the last timeline to make em like this? I doubted they’d be able to answer any of my questions the way they were cryin right now though. ‘Least they didn’t seem dangerous. That saved me the trouble of a bad time.

I was entering unknown waters here. For all I know, previous-me and this kid were friends …or sworn enemies. Weighing my options, I decided to try and calm them down. I wouldn’t get anything out of them until they could stop shaking like this. “hey, hey, it’s okay. kid, it’s gonna be okay. it’s gonna be okay…” I awkwardly placed an arm on their shoulder. Responding to the touch they gripped me tighter.

“P…p…p-p..p…p…p-p-p…p…p…p-p” It seemed to be the only sound other than the wailing they could get out. “Shhhh” I whispered, my voice catching. It was getting harder and harder to pretend I didn’t care about this thing in fronta me. I was probably gonna regret this, but I moved into a hug and held them close to me, rubbing their back and making soothing sounds in their ear like how I used to do with Pap. It seemed to help the sobbing finally, but the stuttering only got worse.

“P..p.p.P.P..p..p.P…P..p..p-p..P..p..p.P..”

I couldn’t tell if they even realised they were making the sound. Pulling them up from out of my chest, I smiled weakly at them. “now… kid. tell me, what’s wrong.” They started twitching, causing my bones to rattle with them. “P…” They became choked up on the word. I just waited, nothin I say could change when they’d be ready to talk.

“P-papyrus…”

The word turned my world upside down.

Papyrus?

I jerked away from them.

What had that kid done? What had that dirty freak of an anomaly done?

My sudden movement threw them back and they toppled into the snow. They knelt and pressed their face as close to the ground as possible, clenching their fists. I needed to know. If something happens to Pap to make even the human like this, then… Well, let’s just say I needed to know. “Papyrus…” they continued. Building their courage, they finally looked back up at me and wailed at the top of their lungs.

“PAPYRUS BROKE UP WITH ME!”