#notepad x joystick

[janknabobfdi]

ableism yaoi

[unreal-zer0]

Hello! I'm new to Tumblr!

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

If you're interested check out my book! It's like an Object Show in book form!:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/311666274?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=EaselWeasel770&wp_originator=vs4IBdeviR6MkN3vyDM1SGjJA1LKEUQxz8GMufv6duvxq4a4Hoq1GLeBVP85jLLlOVyUUxJLtDvmCgGfw6AMqS52cQtbVdVxWRiYex7QoH4vswEDjKhm1EAkURD6fZT1

What's it about?:

Unreal Reality (and it's sequel! Another Unreal Reality!) Is a book series with over 100k words. It follows the typical gameshow plot but with a darker theme. It has Queer inclusive characters, a deep plot, great representation for all LGBTQ members and a fun colorful cast of contestants! With many mysteries to be uncovered! It is recommended for a 16+ audience.

Rules for Art/Writing

I love seeing fanfiction or writing of my characters! Please use the hash tag #UnrealRealityUR when making content of my characters!

I don't mind most content. Heavy gore and NSFW is allowed. But please do not write NSFW of the following characters (reasons are listed)

Popcorn (Minor), Cotton Candy (Minor), 'Fl' (Minor), Cane (Minor), Giftbox (Minor), Puppad (Sex repulsed Ace)

Other than that please do not use my characters for queer exclusive purposes or anything in my DNI. Also please don't write about my characters being abusive in any way that isn't depicted in canon.

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Here's some things about me!:

Comforts:

★Zune, Notepad and Joystick from Object Redundancy ★ Cabby from Inanimate Insanity ★ Leafy, Four, Golfball and Pencil from BFB ★ All the cast from PB and GB ★ any Mspec Lesbian/Lesboy HCs!★

Discomforts:

★TDOS ★ Bot x Anyone ★ Mephone4 X Anyone ★ OLO/OLD ★ Mephone4 x Computer (MAJOR DISCOMFORT)★

DNI list:

★Proshippers ★ Radqueers (Radqueer ≠ Radinclus)★ TERFS (Mspeclesbophobes and Lesboyphobes included ^^) ★

Creators I support!:

Joanstar!

The creator of twilight orchids!

Creators I DON'T support!:

Wuggolo

Bellaisafella/m3c0mputer (DNI IF YOU SUPPORT)

B00_its_Shr00m (DNI IF YOU SUPPORT)

Trlple_hellx (DNI IF YOU SUPPORT)

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[pelman]

Canny x Blue Stuff is my no. 1 OTP! I ship it. What about you?

i don’t really have any OR ships, but if i were to choose one thing to ship it’d probably be joystick x notepad (even if it wasn’t romantic)

[ladpad-blog1]

Lock N load Alarm Clock

Lock N load Alarm Clock

All alarm clocks will shut up when you shoot it. But this one you can shoot again and again if you use the gun provided and not your own.

Via Amazon

Lock N load Alarm Clock

All alarm clocks will shut up when you shoot it. But this one you can shoot again and again if you use the gun provided and not your own.

Via Amazon

HUBSAN X4 FPV Drone

This quad-copter comes with a HD camera, Has follow me function and GPS Fail-safes. Spying on the neighbours has never been easier.  The best part is that it is only £300!

Via Menkind

      Mens Bluetooth Gloves

Instead of looking like a idiot talking into your phone, why not talk into your hand for a more cool look. (Product may also keep your hands warm)

Via Amazon

the moon by 1 ring

Google assistant and Amazon Alexa have stiff competition with this new invention from 1 ring. This hovering camera can control your devices in your home all by voice and you can see though its eyes with your phone. We have ours in the bathroom.

Via 1-ring.net

Ninja Coat Hook

Hang stuff from the wall in the most awesome way possible.

Via Amazon

  POWERUP FPV

This Incredible paper plane attachment has a carbon fibre polypropylene frame. The build-in camera sends a direct video to your phone or google cardboard to give you a pilots eye view with full controls. It comes with many different designs to try out. It even has auto take off and crash detection!

Via Menkind

  Cozmo the Robot

This Functional desktop robot has an expressive personality designed by Pixar Studios. He makes the perfect desktop toy.

Via Amazon

  ToroFlux Interactive Flow Toy

Fidget spinners are for kids, this is a mans fidget toy! Its like a three dimensional slinky for your arm.

Via Amazon

Treadmill Desk

Work outs are boring, Gaming is not. Now you can keep fit while you level up. Just don’t drop your beer on it.

Via Amazon

  Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Sitting around a fire pit is one of lifes small pleasures, unfortunately you have to go outside to experience it. With this indoor fire pit you can now enjoy a fire AND your Xbox at the same time!

Via Amazon

  Nintendo Classic Mini

Push the latest games system aside and play classics instead. comes with 30 pre-installed games and is HD!

Via Amazon

  Merrix Coffee Table

This awesome coffee table comes with a 4k screen that works as a PC, TV, Games machine and lots more. Now you have no reason to go out ever again! 

Portable HD Projector

With this HD Projector you can watch anything anywhere! Great for amusing yourself at Funerals, weddings, kids sports day or boring places you don’t want to be.  Just be mindful of what wall you surf porn hub on.

P.I.R Drainpipe LED Light

Make an entrance with this affordable (£29.99) easy to fit motion activated light. It can pick up movement up to 30 metres so perfect for annoying your neighbours.

Novatech nSpire N1646

This Novatech laptop can handle anything and can do it while on the road. No need to be chained to your workstation every again! i7-7500U Processor, 1TB Hard Drive + 120GB mSATA SSD with 16 gig of ram for under £800

Charging Battery Mug

With this heat changing mug you will be the life and soul of any party. You can also tell from a distance if your coffee is cold.

Random Convex Clock

Its a clock that tells time.

Laser Keyboard

Typing on a smartphone has always been a lesson in frustration, relieve yourself with this gadget and type anywhere with ease.

Portal 2 USB Sentry Turret

A movement sensitive Portal 2 Turret for your desktop, full of classic phrases just as you would expect. Things like “I see you” and “There you are” will be said when it spots movement. When it starts to get annoying just give it a slap and knock it over for more sounds like “I don’t hate you”

DIY Porsche Engine kit

1966 Porsche 911 flat six engine. A combination of 280 solid and transparent pieces that can be hopefully be assembled into something that looks like this picture.

ATARI FLASHBACK 7

This awesome retro games console comes with 101 games and wireless joysticks. You can also plug in your original Atari peripherals if that’s your thing.

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener

Ever felt the need to ram the pointy end of your pencil into your boss? Then this pencil sharpener is for you. Enjoy hours of fun reenacting your nasty fantasies while at work.

Weather Station with remote-controlled clock

The best part about being from the UK is that I get to talk about the weather a lot. That makes my very own weather station a very useful gadget indeed.

Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook

Sometimes a digital pad is not subtle enough, This notepad can send your notes to Google docs, Dropbox, iCloud, Evernote, Box and even email. The other cool part is this can be erased by popping it in the microwave!

Self Stirring Mug

Hangovers are serious business, coffee makes them less serious but it’s so much work. All the stirring is just too much for the modern man with a hangover. lucky someone invented a self-stirring mug to make life a little easier.

Movement Sensor Toilet Light

This little light fits inside your loo and lights it up when you enter the room, Never wake up to a wet bathroom floor again and great for freaking out that new bird as it looks like like a camera inside your bog.

ICE Harmony Floating Bluetooth Speaker

This Bluetooth speaker hovers above its base by 10cm. Designed to give 3D stereo effect by spinning and lights up the room in a relaxing glow. Show your visitors to your ladpad that gravity doesn’t apply to you.

Fizzics Revolutionary Beer System

This little device turns any bottle or can into draft beer. No need for gas bottles and stuff, just two AA batteries makes this work. IPAs, Pilsners, Brown Ales, Stouts, Porters, Lagers, and more. Fresh from the tap taste and totally portable. Perfect for keeping under your desk at work.

Pet Dog Umbrella

When you really want to go walkies but your dog flatly refuses to go out in the rain. Now you can keep your doggo nice and dry. He probably won’t like it but at least it will give him something to bark at.

Digital Sundial

This sundial cleverly displays the time in digital by having lots of little dots that project the sun’s rays depending where it is in the sky. The best thing is it is free!  If you have a 3D printer you can download the file from Thingiverse below.

Temperature Sensitive Lights

These LEDS fit into your taps and change colour depending on the temperature. Red for hot and blue for cold. If you are the sort of person that has LEDs under their Ford Focus, why not treat your bathroom the same.

Waterproof Mirror TV

This bathroom mirror doubles up as a 32 inch waterproof TV. Now the 20 seconds a day you clean your teeth need not be boring. Comes with a built-in Freeview box and some other cool stuff (not available in the UK)

gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher

The Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is aimed at the busy male executive. For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough. The 9-inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave. Its dishwasher safe and has a stain-resistant surface.

 Music Activated Car Stickers 

This sticker animates a graphic equaliser that moves in time to the music, it is powered by 12v and can plug into your cigarette lighter. why not cover the windows you don’t use in a distracting, moving, bright light!

Barrel Drinks Dispenser

Serve up your favourite Whisky is this awesome drinks dispenser. Comes with custom engraved stand and stainless steel stopper. Why not keep it classy and drink vodka red bulls straight from the tap.

Batman symbol projector

This awesome gadget projects the batman symbol onto any surface up to 10 metres away. You never know when you will be attacked by the Joker so keep this light close by. Seriously, how could you not want this?

Eufy RoboVac 11

High Suction, Self-Charging Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Drop-Sensing Technology and HEPA Style Filter for Pet Fur and Allergens, Designed for Hard Floor and Thin Carpet. We all hate hoovering, so why not automate it with a robotic hoover. This RoboVac sucks and it sucks well. Unlike some of the other robotic cleaners that just suck. Give your pets something to chase just remember what happens with Daleks and stairs before expecting your bedroom carpets to be clean too.

Vapor Flask 133

Vaporshark is the name associated with high-end e-cigarette mods. A large screen to easily view/change your wattage settings, this Vaporshark mod is The Fastest Charging Dual 18650 Mod on the Market, Dial in the perfect vape with over 93 customizable options, and 8 customizable profiles.

James Bond Lighter

This rather expensive fire making machine has a bullet hole in the centre and an engraved James Bond logo on the sides. It is a gas lighter made by S.T. Dupont. What makes this so special is the secret compartment in the bottom. At just over £900 you wouldn’t want to lose this down the back of the sofa.

The Mileagea Pico DLP Projector

This little projector is only 20.3 x 13.2 x 5.8 cm but packs an impressive 1080i full HD display. The other good thing about this is the price. It is a perfect present to give the man with everything. Now he can have a bigger screen for his laptop or even watch films on the ceiling while laying in bed.

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Lock N load Alarm Clock was originally published on LadPad

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Ninja Coat Hook

Ninja Coat Hook

Hang stuff from the wall in the most awesome way possible.

Via Amazon

  Ninja Coat Hook

Hang stuff from the wall in the most awesome way possible.

Via Amazon

  POWERUP FPV

This Incredible paper plane attachment has a carbon fibre polypropylene frame. The build-in camera sends a direct video to your phone or google cardboard to give you a pilots eye view with full controls. It comes with many different designs to try out. It even has auto take off and crash detection!

Via Menkind

  Cozmo the Robot

This Functional desktop robot has an expressive personality designed by Pixar Studios. He makes the perfect desktop toy.

Via Amazon

  ToroFlux Interactive Flow Toy

Fidget spinners are for kids, this is a mans fidget toy! Its like a three dimensional slinky for your arm.

Via Amazon

Treadmill Desk

Work outs are boring, Gaming is not. Now you can keep fit while you level up. Just don’t drop your beer on it.

Via Amazon

  Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Sitting around a fire pit is one of lifes small pleasures, unfortunately you have to go outside to experience it. With this indoor fire pit you can now enjoy a fire AND your Xbox at the same time!

Via Amazon

  Nintendo Classic Mini

Push the latest games system aside and play classics instead. comes with 30 pre-installed games and is HD!

Via Amazon

  Merrix Coffee Table

This awesome coffee table comes with a 4k screen that works as a PC, TV, Games machine and lots more. Now you have no reason to go out ever again! 

Portable HD Projector

With this HD Projector you can watch anything anywhere! Great for amusing yourself at Funerals, weddings, kids sports day or boring places you don’t want to be.  Just be mindful of what wall you surf porn hub on.

P.I.R Drainpipe LED Light

Make an entrance with this affordable (£29.99) easy to fit motion activated light. It can pick up movement up to 30 metres so perfect for annoying your neighbours.

Novatech nSpire N1646

This Novatech laptop can handle anything and can do it while on the road. No need to be chained to your workstation every again! i7-7500U Processor, 1TB Hard Drive + 120GB mSATA SSD with 16 gig of ram for under £800

Charging Battery Mug

With this heat changing mug you will be the life and soul of any party. You can also tell from a distance if your coffee is cold.

Random Convex Clock

Its a clock that tells time.

Laser Keyboard

Typing on a smartphone has always been a lesson in frustration, relieve yourself with this gadget and type anywhere with ease.

Portal 2 USB Sentry Turret

A movement sensitive Portal 2 Turret for your desktop, full of classic phrases just as you would expect. Things like “I see you” and “There you are” will be said when it spots movement. When it starts to get annoying just give it a slap and knock it over for more sounds like “I don’t hate you”

DIY Porsche Engine kit

1966 Porsche 911 flat six engine. A combination of 280 solid and transparent pieces that can be hopefully be assembled into something that looks like this picture.

ATARI FLASHBACK 7

This awesome retro games console comes with 101 games and wireless joysticks. You can also plug in your original Atari peripherals if that’s your thing.

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener

Ever felt the need to ram the pointy end of your pencil into your boss? Then this pencil sharpener is for you. Enjoy hours of fun reenacting your nasty fantasies while at work.

Weather Station with remote-controlled clock

The best part about being from the UK is that I get to talk about the weather a lot. That makes my very own weather station a very useful gadget indeed.

Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook

Sometimes a digital pad is not subtle enough, This notepad can send your notes to Google docs, Dropbox, iCloud, Evernote, Box and even email. The other cool part is this can be erased by popping it in the microwave!

Self Stirring Mug

Hangovers are serious business, coffee makes them less serious but it’s so much work. All the stirring is just too much for the modern man with a hangover. lucky someone invented a self-stirring mug to make life a little easier.

Movement Sensor Toilet Light

This little light fits inside your loo and lights it up when you enter the room, Never wake up to a wet bathroom floor again and great for freaking out that new bird as it looks like like a camera inside your bog.

ICE Harmony Floating Bluetooth Speaker

This Bluetooth speaker hovers above its base by 10cm. Designed to give 3D stereo effect by spinning and lights up the room in a relaxing glow. Show your visitors to your ladpad that gravity doesn’t apply to you.

Fizzics Revolutionary Beer System

This little device turns any bottle or can into draft beer. No need for gas bottles and stuff, just two AA batteries makes this work. IPAs, Pilsners, Brown Ales, Stouts, Porters, Lagers, and more. Fresh from the tap taste and totally portable. Perfect for keeping under your desk at work.

Pet Dog Umbrella

When you really want to go walkies but your dog flatly refuses to go out in the rain. Now you can keep your doggo nice and dry. He probably won’t like it but at least it will give him something to bark at.

Digital Sundial

This sundial cleverly displays the time in digital by having lots of little dots that project the sun’s rays depending where it is in the sky. The best thing is it is free!  If you have a 3D printer you can download the file from Thingiverse below.

Temperature Sensitive Lights

These LEDS fit into your taps and change colour depending on the temperature. Red for hot and blue for cold. If you are the sort of person that has LEDs under their Ford Focus, why not treat your bathroom the same.

Waterproof Mirror TV

This bathroom mirror doubles up as a 32 inch waterproof TV. Now the 20 seconds a day you clean your teeth need not be boring. Comes with a built-in Freeview box and some other cool stuff (not available in the UK)

gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher

The Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is aimed at the busy male executive. For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough. The 9-inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave. Its dishwasher safe and has a stain-resistant surface.

 Music Activated Car Stickers 

This sticker animates a graphic equaliser that moves in time to the music, it is powered by 12v and can plug into your cigarette lighter. why not cover the windows you don’t use in a distracting, moving, bright light!

Barrel Drinks Dispenser

Serve up your favourite Whisky is this awesome drinks dispenser. Comes with custom engraved stand and stainless steel stopper. Why not keep it classy and drink vodka red bulls straight from the tap.

Batman symbol projector

This awesome gadget projects the batman symbol onto any surface up to 10 metres away. You never know when you will be attacked by the Joker so keep this light close by. Seriously, how could you not want this?

Eufy RoboVac 11

High Suction, Self-Charging Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Drop-Sensing Technology and HEPA Style Filter for Pet Fur and Allergens, Designed for Hard Floor and Thin Carpet. We all hate hoovering, so why not automate it with a robotic hoover. This RoboVac sucks and it sucks well. Unlike some of the other robotic cleaners that just suck. Give your pets something to chase just remember what happens with Daleks and stairs before expecting your bedroom carpets to be clean too.

Vapor Flask 133

Vaporshark is the name associated with high-end e-cigarette mods. A large screen to easily view/change your wattage settings, this Vaporshark mod is The Fastest Charging Dual 18650 Mod on the Market, Dial in the perfect vape with over 93 customizable options, and 8 customizable profiles.

James Bond Lighter

This rather expensive fire making machine has a bullet hole in the centre and an engraved James Bond logo on the sides. It is a gas lighter made by S.T. Dupont. What makes this so special is the secret compartment in the bottom. At just over £900 you wouldn’t want to lose this down the back of the sofa.

The Mileagea Pico DLP Projector

This little projector is only 20.3 x 13.2 x 5.8 cm but packs an impressive 1080i full HD display. The other good thing about this is the price. It is a perfect present to give the man with everything. Now he can have a bigger screen for his laptop or even watch films on the ceiling while laying in bed.

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Ninja Coat Hook was originally published on LadPad

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Game of Thrones Daenerys Taxidermy Squirrel

Game of Thrones Daenerys Taxidermy Squirrel

This slightly miffed looking squirrel has been stuffed and dressed to look like Daenerys from Game of Thrones. Its uncanny is’int it?

Via Etsy

  Cozmo the Robot

This Functional desktop robot has an expressive personality designed by Pixar Studios. He makes the perfect desktop toy.

Via Amazon

  ToroFlux Interactive Flow Toy

Fidget spinners are for kids, this is a mans fidget toy! Its like a three dimensional slinky for your arm.

Via Amazon

Treadmill Desk

Work outs are boring, Gaming is not. Now you can keep fit while you level up. Just don’t drop your beer on it.

Via Amazon

  Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Sitting around a fire pit is one of lifes small pleasures, unfortunately you have to go outside to experience it. With this indoor fire pit you can now enjoy a fire AND your Xbox at the same time!

Via Amazon

  Nintendo Classic Mini

Push the latest games system aside and play classics instead. comes with 30 pre-installed games and is HD!

Via Amazon

  Merrix Coffee Table

This awesome coffee table comes with a 4k screen that works as a PC, TV, Games machine and lots more. Now you have no reason to go out ever again! 

Portable HD Projector

With this HD Projector you can watch anything anywhere! Great for amusing yourself at Funerals, weddings, kids sports day or boring places you don’t want to be.  Just be mindful of what wall you surf porn hub on.

P.I.R Drainpipe LED Light

Make an entrance with this affordable (£29.99) easy to fit motion activated light. It can pick up movement up to 30 metres so perfect for annoying your neighbours.

Novatech nSpire N1646

This Novatech laptop can handle anything and can do it while on the road. No need to be chained to your workstation every again! i7-7500U Processor, 1TB Hard Drive + 120GB mSATA SSD with 16 gig of ram for under £800

Charging Battery Mug

With this heat changing mug you will be the life and soul of any party. You can also tell from a distance if your coffee is cold.

Random Convex Clock

Its a clock that tells time.

Laser Keyboard

Typing on a smartphone has always been a lesson in frustration, relieve yourself with this gadget and type anywhere with ease.

Portal 2 USB Sentry Turret

A movement sensitive Portal 2 Turret for your desktop, full of classic phrases just as you would expect. Things like “I see you” and “There you are” will be said when it spots movement. When it starts to get annoying just give it a slap and knock it over for more sounds like “I don’t hate you”

DIY Porsche Engine kit

1966 Porsche 911 flat six engine. A combination of 280 solid and transparent pieces that can be hopefully be assembled into something that looks like this picture.

ATARI FLASHBACK 7

This awesome retro games console comes with 101 games and wireless joysticks. You can also plug in your original Atari peripherals if that’s your thing.

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener

Ever felt the need to ram the pointy end of your pencil into your boss? Then this pencil sharpener is for you. Enjoy hours of fun reenacting your nasty fantasies while at work.

Weather Station with remote-controlled clock

The best part about being from the UK is that I get to talk about the weather a lot. That makes my very own weather station a very useful gadget indeed.

Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook

Sometimes a digital pad is not subtle enough, This notepad can send your notes to Google docs, Dropbox, iCloud, Evernote, Box and even email. The other cool part is this can be erased by popping it in the microwave!

Self Stirring Mug

Hangovers are serious business, coffee makes them less serious but it’s so much work. All the stirring is just too much for the modern man with a hangover. lucky someone invented a self-stirring mug to make life a little easier.

Movement Sensor Toilet Light

This little light fits inside your loo and lights it up when you enter the room, Never wake up to a wet bathroom floor again and great for freaking out that new bird as it looks like like a camera inside your bog.

ICE Harmony Floating Bluetooth Speaker

This Bluetooth speaker hovers above its base by 10cm. Designed to give 3D stereo effect by spinning and lights up the room in a relaxing glow. Show your visitors to your ladpad that gravity doesn’t apply to you.

Fizzics Revolutionary Beer System

This little device turns any bottle or can into draft beer. No need for gas bottles and stuff, just two AA batteries makes this work. IPAs, Pilsners, Brown Ales, Stouts, Porters, Lagers, and more. Fresh from the tap taste and totally portable. Perfect for keeping under your desk at work.

Pet Dog Umbrella

When you really want to go walkies but your dog flatly refuses to go out in the rain. Now you can keep your doggo nice and dry. He probably won’t like it but at least it will give him something to bark at.

Digital Sundial

This sundial cleverly displays the time in digital by having lots of little dots that project the sun’s rays depending where it is in the sky. The best thing is it is free!  If you have a 3D printer you can download the file from Thingiverse below.

Temperature Sensitive Lights

These LEDS fit into your taps and change colour depending on the temperature. Red for hot and blue for cold. If you are the sort of person that has LEDs under their Ford Focus, why not treat your bathroom the same.

Waterproof Mirror TV

This bathroom mirror doubles up as a 32 inch waterproof TV. Now the 20 seconds a day you clean your teeth need not be boring. Comes with a built-in Freeview box and some other cool stuff (not available in the UK)

gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher

The Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is aimed at the busy male executive. For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough. The 9-inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave. Its dishwasher safe and has a stain-resistant surface.

 Music Activated Car Stickers 

This sticker animates a graphic equaliser that moves in time to the music, it is powered by 12v and can plug into your cigarette lighter. why not cover the windows you don’t use in a distracting, moving, bright light!

Barrel Drinks Dispenser

Serve up your favourite Whisky is this awesome drinks dispenser. Comes with custom engraved stand and stainless steel stopper. Why not keep it classy and drink vodka red bulls straight from the tap.

Batman symbol projector

This awesome gadget projects the batman symbol onto any surface up to 10 metres away. You never know when you will be attacked by the Joker so keep this light close by. Seriously, how could you not want this?

Eufy RoboVac 11

High Suction, Self-Charging Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Drop-Sensing Technology and HEPA Style Filter for Pet Fur and Allergens, Designed for Hard Floor and Thin Carpet. We all hate hoovering, so why not automate it with a robotic hoover. This RoboVac sucks and it sucks well. Unlike some of the other robotic cleaners that just suck. Give your pets something to chase just remember what happens with Daleks and stairs before expecting your bedroom carpets to be clean too.

Vapor Flask 133

Vaporshark is the name associated with high-end e-cigarette mods. A large screen to easily view/change your wattage settings, this Vaporshark mod is The Fastest Charging Dual 18650 Mod on the Market, Dial in the perfect vape with over 93 customizable options, and 8 customizable profiles.

James Bond Lighter

This rather expensive fire making machine has a bullet hole in the centre and an engraved James Bond logo on the sides. It is a gas lighter made by S.T. Dupont. What makes this so special is the secret compartment in the bottom. At just over £900 you wouldn’t want to lose this down the back of the sofa.

The Mileagea Pico DLP Projector

This little projector is only 20.3 x 13.2 x 5.8 cm but packs an impressive 1080i full HD display. The other good thing about this is the price. It is a perfect present to give the man with everything. Now he can have a bigger screen for his laptop or even watch films on the ceiling while laying in bed.

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Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Sitting around a fire pit is one of lifes small pleasures, unfortunately you have to go outside to experience it. With this indoor fire pit you can now enjoy a fire AND your Xbox at the same time!

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  ToroFlux Interactive Flow Toy

Fidget spinners are for kids, this is a mans fidget toy! Its like a three dimensional slinky for your arm.

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Treadmill Desk

Work outs are boring, Gaming is not. Now you can keep fit while you level up. Just don’t drop your beer on it.

Tabletop Gel Fire Pit

Sitting around a fire pit is one of lifes small pleasures, unfortunately you have to go outside to experience it. With this indoor fire pit you can now enjoy a fire AND your Xbox at the same time!

Via Amazon

  Nintendo Classic Mini

Push the latest games system aside and play classics instead. comes with 30 pre-installed games and is HD!

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  Merrix Coffee Table

This awesome coffee table comes with a 4k screen that works as a PC, TV, Games machine and lots more. Now you have no reason to go out ever again! 

Portable HD Projector

With this HD Projector you can watch anything anywhere! Great for amusing yourself at Funerals, weddings, kids sports day or boring places you don’t want to be.  Just be mindful of what wall you surf porn hub on.

P.I.R Drainpipe LED Light

Make an entrance with this affordable (£29.99) easy to fit motion activated light. It can pick up movement up to 30 metres so perfect for annoying your neighbours.

Novatech nSpire N1646

This Novatech laptop can handle anything and can do it while on the road. No need to be chained to your workstation every again! i7-7500U Processor, 1TB Hard Drive + 120GB mSATA SSD with 16 gig of ram for under £800

Charging Battery Mug

With this heat changing mug you will be the life and soul of any party. You can also tell from a distance if your coffee is cold.

Random Convex Clock

Its a clock that tells time.

Laser Keyboard

Typing on a smartphone has always been a lesson in frustration, relieve yourself with this gadget and type anywhere with ease.

Portal 2 USB Sentry Turret

A movement sensitive Portal 2 Turret for your desktop, full of classic phrases just as you would expect. Things like “I see you” and “There you are” will be said when it spots movement. When it starts to get annoying just give it a slap and knock it over for more sounds like “I don’t hate you”

DIY Porsche Engine kit

1966 Porsche 911 flat six engine. A combination of 280 solid and transparent pieces that can be hopefully be assembled into something that looks like this picture.

ATARI FLASHBACK 7

This awesome retro games console comes with 101 games and wireless joysticks. You can also plug in your original Atari peripherals if that’s your thing.

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener

Ever felt the need to ram the pointy end of your pencil into your boss? Then this pencil sharpener is for you. Enjoy hours of fun reenacting your nasty fantasies while at work.

Weather Station with remote-controlled clock

The best part about being from the UK is that I get to talk about the weather a lot. That makes my very own weather station a very useful gadget indeed.

Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook

Sometimes a digital pad is not subtle enough, This notepad can send your notes to Google docs, Dropbox, iCloud, Evernote, Box and even email. The other cool part is this can be erased by popping it in the microwave!

Self Stirring Mug

Hangovers are serious business, coffee makes them less serious but it’s so much work. All the stirring is just too much for the modern man with a hangover. lucky someone invented a self-stirring mug to make life a little easier.

Movement Sensor Toilet Light

This little light fits inside your loo and lights it up when you enter the room, Never wake up to a wet bathroom floor again and great for freaking out that new bird as it looks like like a camera inside your bog.

ICE Harmony Floating Bluetooth Speaker

This Bluetooth speaker hovers above its base by 10cm. Designed to give 3D stereo effect by spinning and lights up the room in a relaxing glow. Show your visitors to your ladpad that gravity doesn’t apply to you.

Fizzics Revolutionary Beer System

This little device turns any bottle or can into draft beer. No need for gas bottles and stuff, just two AA batteries makes this work. IPAs, Pilsners, Brown Ales, Stouts, Porters, Lagers, and more. Fresh from the tap taste and totally portable. Perfect for keeping under your desk at work.

Pet Dog Umbrella

When you really want to go walkies but your dog flatly refuses to go out in the rain. Now you can keep your doggo nice and dry. He probably won’t like it but at least it will give him something to bark at.

Digital Sundial

This sundial cleverly displays the time in digital by having lots of little dots that project the sun’s rays depending where it is in the sky. The best thing is it is free!  If you have a 3D printer you can download the file from Thingiverse below.

Temperature Sensitive Lights

These LEDS fit into your taps and change colour depending on the temperature. Red for hot and blue for cold. If you are the sort of person that has LEDs under their Ford Focus, why not treat your bathroom the same.

Waterproof Mirror TV

This bathroom mirror doubles up as a 32 inch waterproof TV. Now the 20 seconds a day you clean your teeth need not be boring. Comes with a built-in Freeview box and some other cool stuff (not available in the UK)

gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher

The Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is aimed at the busy male executive. For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough. The 9-inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave. Its dishwasher safe and has a stain-resistant surface.

 Music Activated Car Stickers 

This sticker animates a graphic equaliser that moves in time to the music, it is powered by 12v and can plug into your cigarette lighter. why not cover the windows you don’t use in a distracting, moving, bright light!

Barrel Drinks Dispenser

Serve up your favourite Whisky is this awesome drinks dispenser. Comes with custom engraved stand and stainless steel stopper. Why not keep it classy and drink vodka red bulls straight from the tap.

Batman symbol projector

This awesome gadget projects the batman symbol onto any surface up to 10 metres away. You never know when you will be attacked by the Joker so keep this light close by. Seriously, how could you not want this?

Eufy RoboVac 11

High Suction, Self-Charging Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Drop-Sensing Technology and HEPA Style Filter for Pet Fur and Allergens, Designed for Hard Floor and Thin Carpet. We all hate hoovering, so why not automate it with a robotic hoover. This RoboVac sucks and it sucks well. Unlike some of the other robotic cleaners that just suck. Give your pets something to chase just remember what happens with Daleks and stairs before expecting your bedroom carpets to be clean too.

Vapor Flask 133

Vaporshark is the name associated with high-end e-cigarette mods. A large screen to easily view/change your wattage settings, this Vaporshark mod is The Fastest Charging Dual 18650 Mod on the Market, Dial in the perfect vape with over 93 customizable options, and 8 customizable profiles.

James Bond Lighter

This rather expensive fire making machine has a bullet hole in the centre and an engraved James Bond logo on the sides. It is a gas lighter made by S.T. Dupont. What makes this so special is the secret compartment in the bottom. At just over £900 you wouldn’t want to lose this down the back of the sofa.

The Mileagea Pico DLP Projector

This little projector is only 20.3 x 13.2 x 5.8 cm but packs an impressive 1080i full HD display. The other good thing about this is the price. It is a perfect present to give the man with everything. Now he can have a bigger screen for his laptop or even watch films on the ceiling while laying in bed.

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