#note: our spells may be undone by a stronger magic user than we are but we do not provide this service in the establishment
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@nobodynotbymitski and I's research to become cat gods have had little results so we're turning to opening a cat cafe where the coffee turns you into a cat instead.
#we're working on making tea and fruit juice having the same effect#there's a non zero possiblity that this also serves as the main place of worship for us were we able to turn into cat gods#hot chocolate; ice chocolate; chocolate milk and other chocolate and/or milk based drinks will also be available in abundance#with and without the turning into cats feature#turning into a cat is a non reversible and permanent effect that we cannot unmake ourselves#unless you have been served and consumed the drink without knowing due to an error on our part#in which case this constitutes a non consenting casting and is a temporary effect#for more informations please read our customer service and magic regulations policy#we are licensed professionals with a degree in willing sentient transmutation#note: our spells may be undone by a stronger magic user than we are but we do not provide this service in the establishment#our enchanted drinks are available with either divine magic; alchemy based enchantments or spellcraft#please make sure to order the type of magic drink that's least harmful to you
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