#not unless neil is on his deathbed and they have five minutes to say goodbye and the bike is all they have | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dayurno · 4 months

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what do we think of jean and bikes. jean riding cats bike.

what do you think would be kevins reaction if he found out?

i think kevin would be happy to see jean having new interests but i know for sure he’s never getting on top of no damn bike no matter how much the situation lends itself to it. kevin could have riko moriyama’s ghost himself chasing him across the city and he’d still be like no jean it’s fine i’ll take the bus 👍

and anyway this is for the best because how embarrassing would it be for our friend jean moreau if the physical proximity to his first love made bike riding impossible on account of his raging boner

#kevin: ilove you right. i love you and want you to be happy jean: kevin: That thing is a death machine #YOU COULD NOT PAY HIM.#you could NOT #it does NOT matter #he survived andrews driving but he wont survive a motorcycle with suicidal jean moreau driving it #i think he would enjoy bike rides the problem is getting him to actually try them out. Which he will never do #not unless neil is on his deathbed and they have five minutes to say goodbye and the bike is all they have #and even then he might still be like Ah neils a tough guy. he doesnt need my goodbye. Im walking #asks #kevjean

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