#not trying to force you to come up with a headcanon that you'll disagree with in like 2 minutes

[amateur-wordsmith]

Does Byron have somewhere to go when the Singing Mandrake closes? Does he live upstairs with Cassi? (i highly doubt it but who knows maybe) Does he sleep in the corner?? Does he sleep in the walls??? Does he live in the walls???? Does he even have a house?????

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

Yandere main 6 x reader (headcanons) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

you were a mortal that the siblings had met after Zeus freed them from their father's clutches. Zeus who met you only weeks before while travelling through the mortal realm plotting against his father, brought his injured siblings to you for help nursing them back to health for the upcoming battle (and as an excuse to see you again).

needless to say, you were slightly in shock when a traveller whom you thought was a simple mortal, returned to your home with 5 of his godly siblings with him.

Hera and Demeter mostly ignored you at first, talking amongst themselves or Zeus to plot against Kronos. Hestia and Poseidon were the polite ones of the group, always helping clean up after meals and thanking you for helping them.

Zeus remained as he was before finding his siblings, flirting with you at any given moment and making slight touches that he claimed were 'accidental'. But before he could have too much fun, one of his siblings usually pulled him away.

after they had defeated Kronos and slowly began their path to destroying the rest of the Titans they left your home to live on Olympus, though they still returned on their own to visit you and mostly plead for you to come live on Olympus with them since it was too dangerous for you all alone in the mortal realm, now that the other titans knew that you had helped them.

Each time you denied their offers, they would act as if they didn't care, but inside, they were seething. How could you not realize they were only trying to protect you?

eventually if you deny them enough they wont give you a choice but to come with them, whether its poseidon bringing a flood to your home, or demeter growing poisonous spores in the village near by to scare you away.

once they manage to get you on Olympus, they slowly begin manipulating you into drinking ambrosia, becoming immortal like them. they say its to protect you so that you'll have a way to defend yourself, but really it's so that they won't lose you to old age or any other mortal weakness.

after you reluctantly agree and become immortal, they start showing some of their more true feelings, becoming more forceful or flirty at times dragging you around and trying to steal your attention from each other.

when Zeus and Hera begin having children of their own Hera practically leashes you to her, claiming she needed help caring for them, much to the disliking of her siblings.

as Zeus slowly begins straying from Hera, having other children with his mistresses you were pulled away by Hestia who wanted to keep you away from their fights, jealous by this Demeter slowly moved her way in, forcing her sister to share your time with her.

as the years went on and Olympus expanded, their obsessions slowly deepened, some hiding their jealousy well and others, causing a scene if anyone dared speak to you.

after the battle with Typhon when Zeus and Hera cheated Hades and Poseidon out of the elusynium stone with the claim that Zeus was the strongest of the three (but really it was a ploy to keep you with them), they declared that you would remain on Olympus since there was no way that you would thrive in the sea or underworld.

as soon as Hades and Poseidon had left for their new realms, and Demeter and Hestia had decided to keep to themselves to focus on their own duties to the mortals, you were left to Zeus and Hera.

they quickly took your hand in marriage, even if you disagreed with it, you were theirs and no one would change that. even if it meant fighting and betraying their siblings to keep it that way.

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[yourcutelittlegayfriend]

hi hope your having a good day!

do you have any headcanons for a yandere Clark Kent, I just think he's neat

Hi! I have slightly great day actually but I hope yours is much better!

In regards to Headcannons about Sups yes, Superman really is a pretty great character loved the guy since I saw him on TV but kinda scared about how they keep making evil superman these days, anyway lemme just open my old notes and please forgive me for typos this isn't really proofread much.

Yandere Clark Kent/SuperMan

HeadCannons

[General, Platonic and Romantic]

General

In the terms of a yandere Clark I think he's somewhat-

Obsessive - loves to pick up even the tiniest things you do or the little stuff that makes you -You! especially with that perfect vision that can literally see for miles.

Example: The tiny baby hairs that curls at your nape when you tie your hair up, The habit you do when something catches your eye or interest and even the slight twitch of your muscle when you're about to do something.

Controlling - but I say he let's you have some freedom, this golden boy is raised by the Kents to hold his temper when things doesn't go his way-

Like when you disagree with what he wants he will then try to hear out your reason first and maybe work something out, it breaks his heart to see you angry, distress or just sad.

But if it's been life or death? your life and wellbeing on the line? There's no talking your way out of this, his words are final.

Hero Complex - He thinks its his responsibility to protect and save you from everything, He's Superman, Man of Steel and a Hero, Yes of course you can get groceries for yourself but atleast let him come with you, you don't know what some people are planning or what goes inside their head until you just find yourself at the end of the barrel of a gun.

[Platonic]

As a Yandere Platonic it's like just in a very over protective family.

Whether you're like a parental figure, a sibling or even like his own child, He'll become to protective over you.

If he ever has the chance to show you of he will but not to the point of telling anyone everything about you, they'll know who you are, your name , what you are or relation to him and what you do but that's it, he'll try to avoid anymore discussion or talks about you, he gets to keep that informations to himself.

Like how you really like your puppy and you want everyone to know you have one but you won't let them pet it or even just look at them in general, it's your puppy, you're not obligated to share them to people.

Very family Oriented guy, he likes to have his family close to him and celebrate any important events with everyone, memories are precious and he wants to keep them forever, we have this thing here -a culture you might say- where in some families it's not really required or force upon the children to move out and become independent sometimes it's still okay to live under the same roof with your grandparents, parents, siblings, in laws, along with your wife and children and your siblings children (dear lord u don't know how true this is in my country)

I like to think that if you want to be a bit independent to Clark, he'll be like 'Oh! I understand so I thought about this instead'-

and literally build either a separate house that reaches his parents farm house in one full walk or extended the house where you get your own space and still be with the family.

He coddles you even more when you don't have superpowers or is a kryptonian, He freaks out when your hurt and acts like you'll die from a little scratch after falling, still kept baby proofing the house even if you become an adult

You can use accidents or possible injuries as a leverage but you can never talk or joke about kys because he will literally get angry with you and gives you lecture about how important your life is.

[Romantic]

As a romantic yandere I think he's a bit on the Hopeless Romantic side.

Believes in love at first sight or soulmates and continue to fall more and more in love with you day by day, thinks about how romantic it is to swoop in and save you as Superman, likes to pop out everytime you stand on your balcony and sneak up on you and how you fit right in his arms as he carries you in the sky with you and him alone above everything and everyone.

Will give you gifts that has more sentimental value than the price tag, like the scarf his Ma made even meals and treats for you, simple things maybe art supplies or notebook for journaling and if he can get a good raise he'll get you that jewelry that brings out your beauty, he loves to see anything he gifts to you on your person a bit like marking on you that kind of stuff.

Doesn't really like Poly-relationship, he's not really against it but He likes to keep you to himself, you're both made for each other and he likes to keep it that way.

Family - adding this again but really wants to get married to you soon after like what 2-3 dates? wants you to move in and become a stay at home spouse where you'll spend more time with his folks and maybe take care of the kids.

Is dying to see you round and prego like goodness lord you are even hotter to him when you stand there either cooking or walking around with your hand on your hip and the other under that bump may or may not.

If you're willing in this relationship maybe 2-3 kids? if not forced pregnancy might become possible.

And if you can't have kids it's alright adoption is available, he would still look like a highschool boy in love when you hold a baby or a tiny kid in your arms

I'm a bit soft on my Yandere stuff so a bit srry for that

And that's all I got for the Big Man supes, I hope you like this and I hope did this right, been writing this one at 3am, Thanks for the ask btw.

[snickerdoodlles]

I disagree with your chan headcannon

But I like your other headcannons so can I for macau headcannons if you don't mind

😂 well the good news is that i’m in the fandom minority with my “Chan is loyal to Korn only” camp and rarely ever post about him, so keep asking me about brothers and we'll be delighted together

and yes!!! MACAU MY DARLING BOY!!! i love him SO much, but i will limit myself to only three (3) headcanons for him on this post in a futile attempt to keep it from getting too long

Macau & Kim

his favorite way to piss Kim off is by making club mixes of chinese drama OSTs. he does this with Kim's actual songs too after those start rolling out, but this feud began long before they started posting to social media. Macau also starts off with a larger following for his mixes than Kim does for his covers, and while that eventually plateaus and Kim passes him in their follower counts by the time canon rolls around, Kim is still so fucking bitter. the day Kim starts to let it go is the day Macau posts a video of himself playing hot cross buns on the drama dizi* he stole from Kim years ago.

Macau & Chay

Chay and Macau do Not like each other. i know people like to make them friends, i just don't see it happening without a lot of work first and it's so much funnier to me if they're frenemies. i do love them as online gaming besties tho (before they find out who the other is), because then they both have to live with the mortifying knowledge that Chay once called Macau 'daddy' after he gave him a bunch of turnips in animal crossing, because they are teenagers and teenagers make stupid daddy jokes. any inclinations of trying to be friends because Porsche and Vegas are friends dry up faster than water on a hot pan after that.

Macau & Pete & Vegas

you know what's a great way to bond with brothers and in-laws? movies. you know what's the worst leisure activity to do with Pete and Vegas? WATCH MOVIES. every action scene is scrutinized and criticized and Pete keeps rewinding the same three seconds to mock the character's kick stance. any murder scenes are WORSE. Vegas hates romances and hates ballads. the only things not totally infuriating to watch with him are cooking shows and home improvement shows and the occasional gardening show and yawn. Pete's tastes are much broader thanks to Khun, but he also comes with so many opinions on how to properly watch shows and Macau doesn't actually want to dress up every time they watch a horror film.

so movie nights are almost a bust. they do find some movies they're all into, but it's usually an exercise in frustration. but then, one day while they're queuing up a film they're only 37% sure on, Pete's grandma calls with the hot town gossip--"do you remember Kobb Pete? yes, the nice old man who runs the fruit stand, remember how he gave you a mango on your first day of school and you dripped all down your new uniform? well, you'll never believe what's happened, you know how Kobb passed his stand down to his son Mew and Mew was training up his son Mod to take over one day, except they got into a fight on how to best display the pineapples and papayas and they had a fight, yes, right there in the middle of the road, and Mew fired his son, but Kobb backed Mod, so they opened a rival fruit stand with Mew's wife, but Kobb's wife sided with Mew and got the neighbors involved, and--"

it takes grandma forty minutes to regale the tale of the on-going fruit vendor feud. then she continues to update Pete on the rest of the hometown for another three hours. Macau and Vegas are enthralled. how often does your grandma tell you things Pete, can we be there for the next one, what's the full story behind the thing with Folk's fishing boat, why did you ask grandma if Sine's husband was in the garden--

listen, small town drama is the best drama. and Vegas is having a journey to discover which mafia things are things he likes vs which ones he forced himself to like to survive, and being a nosy cunt sniffing out all the juicy scandals is absolutely something he takes to with glee (he will become grandma's favorite when they visit, they are terrifying together). Macau just loves hearing all the petty drama and neighbors feuds that result in increasingly passive aggressive displays of garden gnomes instead of gunfire. movie night becomes grandma call nights and it's the best family bonding.

*inspired by Jeff buying one of the Wei Wuxian's flutes and the fact that he reportedly learned how to play it because he's a big ol' cql nerd ❤❤❤ this is also a reference to @majestictortoise's fic Middlegame, which everyone should read if they haven't yet and reread if they have

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12, 21, 35 for Zlatko!

Hello yesss thank you :3 12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

I have a headcanon that he and Jae often grab a drink or nine when they can and, in-between stories and bitching sessions, try to tell each other the most outrageous lies they can come up with until the other recognizes it as one. I think they laugh a lot, especially as the evening goes on, the amasec flows, and the lies get so bad.

21. What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

Expressing your condolences, especially when the other party does it out of political/social obligation, barely knew the person, or (doubly so) when they did not even like the person in question. It makes no sense to him and is a cheap way to try and garner bonus points. When everyone was "deeply sorry to hear about Theodora's death" he was secretly rolling his eyes to the back of his head. He participates in the formality when reminded, but too often just. forgets. If he can get around it he will.

35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Rogue Trader has many big, morally questionable choices (most of which I have not made yet - cursed to be a few weeks without my computer on the other side of the country), but as for small ones... I think in his past you'll find quite a few, quite small instances of more force, more cruelty than necessary being applied at his hand. Nothing outrageous, maybe nothing unusual for a commissar and certainly explained away by the time it hits the paperwork, but it makes you wonder what kind of person he is to consistently stray along this path.

[felibrary]

❛ 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇.. ❛

..and you'll never find a guy like that who's driving you mad

synopsis: no one has the right to call you a hopeless romantic when he exists; alternatively honkai star rail men and their love languages.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍��: argenti, aventurine, sunday

wordcount: 1.5k | content & warnings: written with fem!reader in mind due to reader wearing makeup in sunday's part but besides that, it's fully gn!reader, ; headcanons

𝟎𝟏. 𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈 — words of affirmation ღ

does it come over as shocking when i headcanon words of affirmation as argenti’s love language? 

argenti always makes sure that you’re alright, both physically and mentally.

the words of affirmation you receive from him aren’t necessarily always compliments to flatter your appearance. no, rather his words of affirmation always express concern and worry toward you, to make it known that he deeply cares about you. 

plaguing his mind with the mere thought of you and your well-being.

he never forgets to ask you how you are and how your day has been, and in those moments you’re always so grateful to have argenti by your side whom you can rely on to carefully listen to every word you have to say. 

“have you eaten yet?” is also a question he frequently asks. he doesn’t want to interrupt you because there must be a reason why you were so busy and caught up that you’ve forgotten to eat, but neither would he want you to neglect your needs and hunger. though he would never force you to eat anything.

complimenting your looks and appearance happens daily. be it when you try to dress out of your comfort zone, do a new hairstyle, or just change small things about your appearance like wearing a new necklace, getting a piercing, or doing your nails, there’s always something to compliment. and sometimes he even points out things you haven’t noticed yourself and you find yourself admiring your reflection in the mirror a bit longer than usual, giddily looking at the feature that argenti has pointed out.

he also works on your insecurities with you. he’s aware that a few words of praise and assurance won’t do to erase something you’re insecure about, but he does everything he can to lessen the impact that those insecurities have made upon you. he won’t necessarily teach you to love them but he’ll try to show you how beautiful you are — if only you could see yourself from his eyes. 

praises and compliments on the things you’ve achieved, be it little ones like being able to open the jar of pickles, making children smile or bigger ones like overcoming a fear of yours, they fall from his mouth like raindrops. argenti always has to say something positive about you.

speaking of that, when you’re not around and people ask how the two of you are, he’s always eager to talk about you with that loving look in his turquoise eyes and the soft raspiness in his voice that accompanies his praises. 

but he also talks about you when you aren’t even mentioned or brought up in the conversation — he will find a way to bring you up.

“ah, the new café that opened down the street? [name] told me about it.”

“it’s indeed a very nice scarf, my partner has a similar one.”

“hm, well, i’d have to ask [name] about that.”

“yes, may i please bring the remaining dishes home? my significant other has always taken a liking to these dishes.”

𝟎𝟐. 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 — physical touch ღ

a lot of people seem to share the opinion that aventurine is the type of partner who’d go all the way out to shower his significant other in gifts—ranging from trinkets to jewelry and other riches. but i’d like to disagree. although aventurine has a lot of money to his name he, to me, doesn’t appear as the type of person who only recklessly splurges his money on his partner. 

instead, as a person who has been deprived of soft and tender physical touch for a quarter of his life, it’s only natural that a warm and loving embrace is surprising to receive. 

at the beginning it’d probably be an uncomfortable sensation due to the scars of his past that claw at his body and the feeling of being caged in between your arms with no exit in sight would probably lead to aventurine internally panicking, trying to find a way out the situation without making it seem like he’s pushing you away. 

and of course, you notice, his body language — his adams apple that keeps bobbing down in his throat, his arms that are uncomfortably shifting on your back, slithering down to your waist and hips to loosen his grip on your body, and his heartbeat, it’s rapid movements, tell you more than enough.

over time, however, aventurine would not only get used to physical touch but also start to grow fond of it. 

it’d start with shy touches like picking off leaves that flew into your hair, to intertwining pinkies all the time, and eventually always holding your hand. brushing over the back of your hand, his thumb rubbing slow circles along your skin as you lean your head onto his shoulder.

he’d like it when you welcome him home with open arms after a long day of work, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and just staying there for a good 5 minutes, reasoning it by saying that he’s had a tough day at work (the 4th time in a row) and just needs to relax when it’s just him yearning for you — craving your touch as you softly card your fingers through his hair before they slowly move down to the shell of his ear and over his cheek to tenderly caress it. The both of you know that it’s a lie but neither of you bother to say anything in this moment or really, in any other similar situation. 

honestly, i don’t feel like he’s the type who “can’t keep his hands off you” or is like super clingy, but he does like to keep you near. holding your hand, brushing over your cheek, hugging you from behind — they all serve as reminders that you’re still here with him.

𝟎𝟑. 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 — acts of service ღ

sunday always makes it known that you’re his number one priority and stand above anyone else (well, perhaps on the same podium that robin stands on)

his way of showing that he cares is through small but useful actions that never fail to make your heart flutter.

be it when he prepares your morning drink of choice, always making sure that it’s the right temperature and leaving a little sticky note next to it that says “good morning. i hope you slept well, i’m coming back home later than usual today, so don’t worry.”

arriving home after a date means sunday taking care of you. your complaints “that there’s no need, it’s only bothersome!” and that you’re able to do it on your own, go in one ear and out of the other. he knows that you can take care of yourself, but he insists on helping you. 

he gets on one of his knees to help you slip out of your shoes, staying there for a split second to place a kiss on your knee before standing up, only smiling as he sees the flustered expression that you’re so desperately trying to hide from him to prevent his confidence from growing. 

carefully, he drags the cotton pads infused with makeup remover along your face, wiping the last remnants off before throwing it into the bin. He then helps you do your skincare, oil cleaners, water-based cleanser, and face sheets — sunday helps you with all of these. (he’d even do it when you had a 20-step skincare routine..just because)

when the two of you go out to eat he always makes sure to “go to the bathroom” just to slip away and already pay for the entire meal so that you don’t have to spend a single credit. or, he already pays in advance.

speaking of restaurants, sunday always makes sure to research the places that the two of you are going to. checking out the menu and reading all the reviews, you aren’t aware of that so it gives you the impression that sunday might have already visited this place a few times. (although the restaurant has only opened a few weeks ago) 

he’s the type of boyfriend to follow you everywhere during a shopping trip while holding all of your bags, not once complaining about it no matter how heavy they are. neither does he leave your side during the whole shopping trip in case you need advice on which piece will suit you the most (they all suit you). 

sunday likes to follow the “private not secret” principle. he doesn’t necessarily show you off and flaunt you in front of his sister or colleagues but there will be certain occasions when he’ll make it known that you’re his partner. for example, sending you a bouquet of flowers on a special day at your workplace.

his cooking isn’t excellent but it’s enough to satiate your hunger, especially when you’re tired or sick. 

“i’ll love you in sickness and health” — sunday takes utmost care of you when you’re sick, sticking to your side as much as he can and checking up every few hours (minutes) if you’re alright and if you need anything. He prepares cough droplets, medicine, cold wet towels — anything that’ll be of use to make you feel better soon. 

okay so all the guys listed above are the epitome of a gentleman right? well let me tell you someone who isn't a gentleman at all: @azullumi. his ass first of all :

does not respond and if he does it's 1h or 2 weeks later no in between

says "my bad g"

plays valorant

can't ride a bike (L) and can't swim (double L;LL; L²)

the type to ditch you to do his l&d dailies

alcoholic.

just kidding. i love azul a lot, they're a really nice person and have helped me an incredible amount and really azul, i don't know where i would've ended up if it weren't for you. (though probably not at a therapist cause therapists here are fully booked/no places or available or they can't do shit LMFAO)

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[rouge-variant]

Hi, do you think it would be different if Levi was in a relationship with a woman from the Underground or the surface? imo he would be much more protective of her if she was from the Underground because people were quite nasty towards him too when he came to the surface.

Ooh this is good. Now please don't hate me but I'm going to have to disagree with you a little bit here. I'll get into it more once we jump into it. Im going to split the headcanon into three parts, they'll be 4 main points and the results for Underground, Surface and Underground to Surface. For Underground to Surface Y/n, her description is based on what Anon asked for; 'he met in the scouts who just happens to be from the Underground and is a lil bit weak, could barely get by there because she was always sick, scared of her shadow etc. and was lucky enough to escape the hellhole.' Let me know how you feel about it and if you wanted it changed at all 😊. I'm so sorry this took so long. I've been falling behind with requests! Thanks for the request and I hope you enjoy!!

Differences Between Levi and his S/O if she was from the Underground or Surface Headcanons:

Trigger Warning: Because the request takes place partly in the Underground, there is going to be mentions of, but very basic detail, of stalking, bullying and people being jerks towards Levi and Y/n. Please keep that in mind while you read.

Protectiveness:

Underground)

Levi is going to be less concerned about you handling yourself when you guys both go above to the Surface for the first time. He's been with you for years and have seen you fight off drunk creeps and stalkers. As well as people twice or triple your size on contract deals so you guys can get money to buy food for the next few days. You've grown up in the closest thing to hell in that world so he knows you can handle yourself. He will still keep an eye on you since sometimes you miss something if you're preoccupied with another task but overall, you call your own shots.

Surface)

This one is when he's more protective. You've lived a sheltered life compared to what he had growing up and he worries that you'll end up overlooking something that might end up harming you. Don't take this the wrong way, he trusts you with his life and knows that you're capable on your own since he's trained you but there's only so much he can teach compared to what experience can teach. He just wants the best for you and once you've been through a little bit more intense situations, he'll ease up and let you go off on your own.

Underground to Surface)

He would constantly be by your side. He's seen the way you train and he's seen the way you struggle with keeping up with the rest of the recruits. Levi worries that the one time he lets you go off on your own, you won't come back to him. He's also going to train you one-on-one so if you ever do get separated from him, at least he'll know you can take care of yourself for a little. If you ever confront him about this, he'll explain that he's just stressed about your well-being and try to ease up a little but it's going to be very difficult for him.

Dealing with People:

Underground)

When the two of you joined the Scouts, people weren't the most welcoming. If anything, you both felt threatened by them and they felt the same. Since you both felt on edge, you both tended to just watch from the sides and chose not to interact with anyone. If people interacted with you, Levi watched but let you attempt to handle it. He would step in the minute you started to lose control over the situation. And you did the same for him. Especially when he earned the title of Humanities Strongest Soldier and girls started to flock him everytime you two went into town. You came in and pushed last one of them back and made it very clear who Levi belonged to so that they would back off. You guys have it balanced pretty much 50/50 when it comes to dealing with people and saving the other.

Surface)

You've dealt with crappy people before but not to a point where they would come and try being more forceful. Levi knows this and won't let you out of his sight when you're in a busy place with people everywhere. He'll keep a hand on your back and guide you through busy area, making sure that no one would attempt to snag something from your bag hanging at your hip or put their hands on you even if it was by accident. You would scare the crap out of him momentarily if you ran off and he would try and scold you but he wouldn't since he knows that he's the one at fault.

Underground to Surface)

The bright side with Levi always being around you is that people problems would be almost none existent. Everyone knows better than to mess with you when Levi's around. But the minute that you're on your own, that's when the bullying starts. You're able to ignore most of them but if it turns physical, then you struggle. The bullies can only get so far before Levi comes in and saves you, making sure to assign brutal punishments to those who hurt you. Then afterwards he makes sure to take the best care of you when tending to any injuries that they caused to you and help calm you down. He feels guilty inside too for letting that happen to you and promises to watch out for you more.

Relationship Dynamic:

Underground)

You both work in sync for the most part. There are a few differences in your preferences as you guys aren't always going to agree. Like I said earlier, it's pretty balanced power wise. You tend to Levi take over in newer situations especially since joining the Scouts. Levi is able to keep the same mask up to hide the way he feels and naturally gives off an intimidating aura. You have to show that messing with you is a mistake. Levi doesn't think any less of you when you do this but he does enjoy teasing you about it later, with a kiss as an apology when you start pouting.

Surface)

You are constantly helping Levi explore everything that he never did in the Underground. He usually isn't one to sit back and let someone else take control but you have proved to him time and time again that this is a good idea. So you are the one who has more control. At least in less populated areas or when you guys are on your own. But just because you take the lead so often, don't expect him to just let you do it. He can be softer in private with you too. Making sure to do small things around the place to take the load off of you and your work. He always insists on taking care if you first since your always doing it to him. Out in public, he's the one in control and if you ever have a problem with it, he'll make it up to you with plenty of kisses back home later.

Underground to Surface)

This one, Levi will be the dominant one. He knows that you've had to survive on your own for such a long time and always have people push you down. So he wants to make sure that he properly shows you how to be treated. Like anything else, he's going to be softer around you and try his best to give you as much physical affection as you need. Anything that's causing a problem for you, he won't solve entirely on his own, as he wants you to learn how to be the strong person you need at times, but he'll definitely offer advice or solutions when you need it.

Summary

Overall Levi would act the same whether you are from the Surface or from the Underground. He would work his hardest to give you the life he thinks you deserve and more. He doesn't expect you to do the same because you have stuck by his side for years fighting with other punks for food or showing him the best places to find high quality in Trost. He knows that if you didn't love him then you would never have put this much consideration into the things you do with him and he is grateful for every day with you. Even if you'll be the death of him for your sudden memory of something that goes missing and end up making the largest mess he's ever seen in your shared room!

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YES I SHALL WRITE THE PLATONIC ANGRY PARENTS-

And thank you-I woke up and was talking to my friend in the morning and my brain just: jojo villain yandere dads. Mudad mudad mudad mudad anger.

Anyways, here they are- Do these even count as headcanons???? I dunno-

Dio, Part 1

Vampire form of course.

First thing first, We all know he'd be a great dad. Protective already, But make him a yandere platonic father? Oh boy, Trust me, You'd be spoiled and treated like royalty.

Now, I'm gonna say in this scenario you were on of his victims child. I'll say you'll be around 5 to eight.

Somehow you managed to catch his eye, Is it because your parent was just as bad as his? You reminded him of his mother? Or maybe you resemble him, and have three moles on your ear. Or, perhaps, A younger joestar? Either way, You somehow had him feeling like a father, and, according to one of my friends, Araki had said DIO would treat his children like they were royalty, And they would be so spoiled.

So, Mudad would end up taking you in, kidnapping, whichever honestly. He'd be holding you like a loving pet owner would, if you got scared, he'd probably be confused. Honestly he'd have you turned into a vampire quickly, as he knew he wouldn't be able to have children as a Vampire.

Truthfully, I think you'd end up never noticing how he'd occasionally pull you closer, or how he'd glare at anyone your age or older going near you. Or how he'd give you some strict rules, Like no dating anyone. E v e r. And why would you ever want to hurt your papa like that?! You wouldn't want to do that, right?! Of course you wouldn't! Dio knew you'd never betray him like that!!

Truth be told, he'd guilt you if you tried to go against his words. But punishments? No no, He'd never actually purposefully hurt you, Unlike his love interest, he'd NEVER want to cause you pain ever. He'd hate himself and wouldn't forgive himself for years. Centuries. Infact, he'd beg for your forgiveness.

The Pillarmen

And satannnaaaaa

First of all, You aren't a pillarchild. You'd most likely be some kind of god, vampire, or a young hamon learner. Or even related to the Joestars or Ceasar.

So, Let's say you're immortal who can walk in the sun. We all know you'd be the joestar side, Right? So, That means you'd end up hating or feeling pity for the pillarmen. First, You'd probably end up trying to make Santana hally when he awakens. Unlike with Joseph, He'd probably know not to attempt to attack you. Let's say you have symbols like Dio Over heaven, We all know how that would work.

You'd end up as a being worshipped by them, probably kidnapped after they destroy the Joestars.

Let's say they defeated Joseph and the others, and you were still a deity, You'd most likely be weaker then them in this scenario. They'd probably treat you like a kitten at first, like a baby before they all felt a connection. As if you were a child of their own, so they'd give you rules. And we all know how rules go with yanderes.

Let's say uh- you fell for a mortal.

"No. No."

[Crush name has fallen from a high place.]

"DADS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU-"

"NO CUSSING IN THIS CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!"

or something like that :')

Honestly, You'd have bird dad, and a bunch of other dads. Santana would honestly be like the cool big brother honestly. You'd probably want horns too so-

They would totally buy you halloween horns to put on your head so you'd be happy baby

Now, Hamon user? They'd probably find you like a cute animal at first, probably going easy on you like it was a game of tag. Soon, they'd realize how weak and fragile you are, After all, You are just starting hamon. They'd probably kidnap you to spite Joseph and his side at first, before... Well, You didn't expect to become a vampire and treated like royalty when all you've been treated like is uh... Considering Lisalisa is your coach, I'd say you'd be happy if it was someone else doing this for you.

Josephs sibling? WOAH Joseph, When did you get a cute sibling? Pfft, Not your sibling anymore, They just adopted your ex sibling nerd.

But, All jokes aside, They'd probably be surprised that you were more mature then your brother, and...you sorta resemble a certain Coach... Oh, Humans all look the same, haha.

They'd probably kidnap you infront of Joseph just to make him feel guilt and rage, After all, Why not get their prized treasure and make Joseph angry? They'd give you more rules, until Joseph was gone, of course.

And, sadly, Not even you crying would stop them from making you into a vampire infront of your big brother, breaking both of your hearts.

Don't worry you got ice cream later smh.

Ceasars sibling? Mini pancake? Haha, They'd kidnap you as soon as they felt parent like tendencies. No denying them, infact, they'd make sure you saw ceasar get defeated by the ro ck. But don't worry! You have new parents and a brother-! Haha, Poor you.

Part 3 DIO AKA mudad!

Honest to god you'd probably have to be a stand user with a weak or strong stand, or, you were one of his kids he had with a lucky woman who survived and got a naked polaroid of him as a 'wow you lived! Congrats, now go have my kid lmao' gift. Or, Maybe you were a normal kid who was kind to him, even if he,,,,  did some questionable murder infront of you. And maybe you were a young

Now, Let's say you were a strong stand user. He'd end up wanting to use a flesh bud until he realized... He never had a kid, that he knows of, and decided to raise you! At first he'd be upset you had a strong stand like your mudad, but realized you could protect yourself from those dreadful joestars! Congrats, You became a Brando! :) How unlucky, Considering this DIO would probably force vampire masks onto you, or even using fleshbuds as a threat. Either way, You'll always be papas baby!

Yoshikage kira.

Like I said in my first post of this, He'd want to have a nice average life. You having a stand wouldn't be a problem, Since he'd probably convince you Josuke and the others are awful and rude.

Josukes sibling? Well, He'd end up telling you he can help your brother with his murder issue if you come with him. You don't exactly have a choice since Killer queen would easily overpower you if you had disagreed. You'd end up being a normal and peaceful child before long, Infact, He'd have to pretend he had adopted you behind his 'wifes' back.

Hayotos friend he never talks about? Congrats, You are now stuck with a crazy and loving father! And a mother, I suppose. And you get your best friend as a brother! You'd never be able to leave, how sad. But, You'd have your new mom and your dad to talk to-! And killer queen cuddle time.

Now, Let's say you were his own kid. Wowzers! You think its normal for your father to bring women hands home, after all, You are pretty young and your father told you most adults do this. Ah. How enjoyable.

Doppio/Diavolo

Oh dear. You poor child.

Either you were related to trish, and he somehow felt like you wouldn't be a problem before they felt more of a father love towards you, Most likely somehow getting rif of the traitors and your big sister.

"Where's big sister?"

"Don't worry about her, She's spending time with your mother."

Smh quit LIEING you jERK!

But seriously, Doppio would be like the fun mom asking you if you'd like bake cupcakes in his spare time! Read you bed time stories and whatnot! Diavolo would be awkward and "wanna play baseball or whatever kids like to do these days?" Awkward dad alert.

"My kid is fine!"

The kid they kidnapped/raised:

Casually trying to beat another kid with a baseball.❤💚💛

Honestly they'd insult everyone elses kids while here their kid is, casually scared of baseball.

Pucci

Papa priest! We all know he'd adopt you! I head canon him as gay, considering DIO and him were totally a thing.

So, He'd probably have you study Lord DIO bibles, and casually have you hate Jolyne. Probably even give you a stand, And even show you that DIO is the best! Worship! Protect yourself and all that!

Jotaro would probably scare you,  so I can see you holding onto Pucci while Jotaro appears anytime, so pucci would infact love it when you snuggle onto him lime a cute kitten. Hell, you even Sneeze like a kitten!

Honestly You'd be kept under watch 24/7, but you'd think it was normal, after all, Your father would mever do something so awful like Those Joestars claim...right?

Diego

Oh wow- dino dad :)

Let's say you were a big fan of his, Then, Well,You wouldn't mind having him as a dad, Now would you? He is your idol, Right? Yeah. Yeah!

He'd probably carry you around upside down, Hot pants just questioning his sanity as he drops you a million times. Hot pants would probably end up carrying you most of the time.

Mama hot pants and father Diego. Y es.

And, Let's say you were traveling with Johnny. Congrats. You've put yourself in a even worse situation considering Diego would become worried and paranoid over those two idiots hurting you! And he hates the idea of his baby boy/girl/child being hurt by barbarians!!!

Even though he'd probably hurt you on accident if I'm gonna be honest.

Kidnapping isn't a very easy job, so of course he had to knock you out! What was he supposed to do?! Ask you to come stay with him forever?! No! Maybe! HuawhuKaia-

Honestly not too many rules, just don't leave his side ever! Except when going to the bathroom. You'll be tied to his horse. No whining >:(.

Funny Valentine

Honestly what did you think he was going to do? Pick some random child? No no, He'd choose the PERFECT child! You were so lucky! Wow! The daughter of the mos powerful man ever! Lucky you, Right?

No. You don't get alone time unless it's you sleeping or bathing. You wear what he wants, and no.

Dating not allowed. Bad. No no no no no.

"No. No dating. Your lips will fall off."

"but mommys lips didn't-"

"Your face will melt off."

Basically you'd be bossed around and treated like royalty, as long as you listen to you dad!

Honestly I don't know if this is headcanons, if if it isn't feel free to scream at me in the comments-

AND I AM SO SORRY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY ANSWER, SO I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ARE ABLE TO ENJOY IT??? I GUESS???